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@stormshadow1371.bsky.social
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Project Manager | Mediocre Satirist | Nunchaku Practitioner All views, opinions, and terrible advice are not representative of my employer. www.thebrokencastle.com

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have no frame of reference. Is that a lot to invest in for hookers and blow? How much of an impact on partying are we talking about by cutting into the yard?
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Total B.S. Sometimes the answer is cutting out terrible people from your life, even if those people are your parents.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Vaccines do not cause autism. Autism is not something to be fixed. Autism is not something to be cured. My autistic friends, you are autistic joy. Thank you for being wonderful you ✨ Sincerely, Your Autistic Library Friend 💛
Mychal smiles in a shirt that reads, “Be a buddy not a bully”
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fact. Saw these guys rocking it at random spot in Hiroshima.
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Holly 🇺🇸🦅 @msdesignerlady.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
For anyone who needs encouragement this is precisely how to fight fascism! #SheShed #ImpeachIndictRemove
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So that’s the secret to remembering all those network cable standards 😂
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is an actual job posting on usajobs.gov "Protect your homeland and defend your culture." Whose culture exactly are we defending?! #ICE #Trump #CIS www.usajobs.gov/job/847039500
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Murray: Is it true that people making under $184,000 pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes. Murray: And what is the rate for someone making $1,000,000? Dahl: 2.2%.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sweet Baby Ray’s Chipotle BBQ sauce 😋
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 24/06/2026
NEW: USPS is moving forward with Trump's attack on mail voting, proposing a rule that would require states to share private voter information to receive mail ballots. There's still time to fight back, Marc Elias writes: the public comment period is open through July 2. Submit your comments today👇
democracydocket.com
Mail-in voting is under attack. Here's what you can do
The USPS is proposing a rule that would require states to share information about voters who request mail-in or absentee ballots for federal elections.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2026
Get on board. InfoWars launches July 2, 8 p.m. EST
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Can’t wait to see what we get in 60 days #TrumpsWarOfChoice
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not stopping me from taking the fam to see #Supergirl opening weekend
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Bring back #TheAcolyte you cowards!! #PrideMonth
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Our Next Day of Action, All of U.S., is growing! On June 27th we are set to mobilize across the nation. This year is America’s 250th anniversary. This day is about recognizing and honoring our history and not letting it get white washed. #nextdayofaction #allofus250
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ALL OF U.S. 250
PROTEST GROWING IN
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FOLLOW @50501MOVEMENTBREAKING NEWS: ALL OF U.S. PROTEST GROWING IN NUMBERS
America's 250th celebration alternatives emerge in D.C.
Mimi Montgomery. Anna Spiegel
The group All of U.S. 250 will host country-wide rallies and protests on June 27 to reject the whitewashing of our past and future."
All of U.S. 250, an event dedicated to celebrating the true, unwashed history of America, is set for a nationwide mobilizaton on June 27".
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With over 30 events across the nation, and a flagship event in D.C., All of U.S. 250 is growing steadily in numbers.
FOLLOW @50501MOVEMENTBREAKING NEWS: ALL OF U.S. PROTEST GROWING IN NUMBERS
TRUMP CANCELS HIS
CONCERTS AFTER ARTISTS BACK OUT
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Meanwhile, Trump's "Freedom 250" event is a total flop. After several artists backed out
Trump decided to cancel the whole thing, instead making the event a rally in his honor.
Entertainment
Trump cancels Freedom 250 concerts, announces rally making himself the main attraction
"All we want is you, me, a few speakers, and the Greatest Music ever played: U.S.
president on Truth Social
) Kayla McLean CBC News : Posted: Jun 05, 2026 9:38 AM MDT| Last Updated: 2 hours agoTHIS IS ABOUT ALL OF US
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50501 is teaming up with coalition partners on June 27th for All of U.S. 250. This is about so much more than just defeating authoritarianism and Trump. This is about every one of us standing up to reject the tyranny of white supremacy and white-washing the
American history. Join or host an event to support All of U.S.
250 at AllOfUS.org.
FOLLOW @50501MOVEMENT
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bet you the dude plays Tau as his main 🙄
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ballroom definitely won’t be done by then, so it’ll have to be in the hole where we think the dance floor will be.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’m waiting for the day when he says something like that to the wrong woman, and she sends him to the shadow realm with a haymaker he’d never see coming. -cough- @kaitlancollins.bsky.social -cough-
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Children’s books are full of wonder, safety, belonging. #ReadThemHome initiative brings us together to take action for children, for people. To let kids be kids, to insist they have wonder, safety, belonging 💛📚🏡
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Can’t follow you there… don’t need that right now in my life… sniff… Ace… 😢😭😭😭
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
#ShadowofTheColossus gets me choked up every time I see Agro fall after saving me. Games can be very impactful 😭
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How is it that #TruthSocial has an iPadOS app but not @bsky.app? Come on, man…
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
How does anyone listen to this guy and think, “That’s a sensible, intelligent guy I can trust with leading our nation!” #dementia youtu.be/oPg3a9DuD5g?...
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A Trump Quote without His Voice or Face - Trump Without Trump - They Gave us a Present
YouTube video by Juliet Jeske - Decoding Fox News
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Uh, no. Arguably the only time you “have to” is when you’re attacked. Otherwise, you’ve got options.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
But God forbid I pick a flight that’s $100 more expensive than the cheapest available in DTS. I’d love to see the justification on his travel voucher. 😠
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The number of people who cannot fathom the challenges people face to get an ID is disturbing. Just a pure lack of empathy.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "
ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 19/01/2026
Dr. King believed our democracy would only make sense when every child was fed, every mind was educated, and every community had dignity and freedom. That vision is still unfolding. So, on this MLK Day, let us recommit to the work of building the world he dared to imagine.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Sucks they stopped supporting updates to the PS5 version. That’s my jam when I’m in the mood for a good spaceship sim.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The U.S. strategy for #Venezuela as described by #SecretaryofState #Rubio today
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My exact thought when this happened #VenezuelaInvasion #IncompetentAndSenile
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Last year, Trump promised American oil executives “a great deal” if they donated $1 billion to his campaign. Today, he gave them Venezuela — home to the largest oil reserves in the world. This new war is not only illegal and reckless; it is deeply corrupt.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
#Rubio just said #Cuba is run by incompetent, senile old men and I am truly stunned by the lack of self awareness.
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kermit the frog is driving a car and looking out of the window .
ALT: kermit the frog is driving a car and looking out of the window .
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
The Beautiful Mess by John Pavlovitz | Substack
Authentic words for everyone trying to figure out the best way to be human. Click to read The Beautiful Mess by John Pavlovitz, a Substack publication with hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Any #Marines remember libo briefs on the #StrategicCorporal? How the lowest ranking Marine could have strategic-level impacts to U.S. interests if they do something stupid on liberty? Anyone else get told they were reps of the U.S., to always act as though they represent the WHOLE country? No? Hmmm.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
At this point, the fan base is what it is and won’t expand much more in the future #OnePiece #StrawHats
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The #GoldenFleet is the fever dream of a dude with no concept of modern military strategy. youtu.be/KznZKdSkUbU?...
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Why Battleships aren’t coming back — ever
YouTube video by Task & Purpose
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Because that’s what we need. A senile old man with no naval background making design choices based on his opinion and not, ya know, the application of science and military tactics. flip.it/R72Yh7
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Trump says he will lead the design of his new class of warships along with the Navy 'because I’m a very aesthetic person' | Fortune
Trump has long held strong opinions on specific aspects of the Navy’s fleet, sometimes with a view toward keeping older technology instead of modernizing.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email. It must be read:
News Team,
Thank you for the notes and texts. I apologize for not reaching out earlier.
I learned on Saturday that Bari Weiss spiked our story, INSIDE CECOT, which was supposed to air tonight. We (Ori and I) asked for a call to discuss her decision. She did not afford us that courtesy/opportunity.
Our story was screened five times and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct.
In my
view, pulling it now-after every rigorous internal check has been met is not an editorial decision, it is a political one.
We requested responses to questions and/or interviews with DHS, the White House, and the State Department. Government silence is a statement, not a VETO. Their refusal to be interviewed is a tactical maneuver designed to kill the story.
If the administration's refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, wehave effectively handed them a "kill switch" for any reporting they find inconvenient.
If the standard for airing a story becomes
"the government must agree to be interviewed," then the government effectively gains control over the 60 Minutes broadcast.
We go from an investigative powerhouse to a stenographer for the state.
These men risked their lives to speak with us.
We have a moral and professional obligation to the sources who entrusted us with their stories. Abandoning them now is a betrayal of the most basic tenet of journalism: giving voice to the voiceless.
CBS spiked the Jeffrey Wigand interview due to legal concerns, nearly destroying the credibility of this broadcast. It took years to recover from that "low point." By pulling this story to shield an administration, we are repeating that history, but for political optics rather than legal ones.We have been promoting this story on social media for days. Our viewers are expecting it.
When it fails to air without a credible
explanation, the public will correctly identify this as corporate censorship. We are trading 50 years of "Gold Standard" reputation for a single week of political quiet.
I care too much about this broadcast to watch it be dismantled without a fight.
Sharyn
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
“Aaaaand that’s how you make meth!”
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Walter White Meth GIF
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I sat down with 20 undecided Texas voters on @jubileemedia.bsky.social’s Surrounded. One of them brought up “welfare queens” so I told him the truth: The biggest welfare queens in this country are the giant corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes.
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
-falls down stairs- “But, why, Tanya?!” 😭
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Stormshadow @stormshadow1371.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Yesssss!!! #StreetFighter youtu.be/0pRfaGPUGTI
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Street Fighter Movie - Sneak Peek
YouTube video by Street Fighter
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