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Goddamnit, Wolfe

@stopitwolfe.bsky.social
8K followers 665 following 806 posts

Depressed beardy vegan enby. The one with the name. Not a gainer, not into it, just a Blastoise.
 I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee 🍉

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 19h
Showered ✔️ Slept ✔️ Eaten
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk. It’s autumn or something.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well I guess it’s fucking summer again for a day then
A downward facing selfie in front of my very best friend the airblade, that I bought before Dyson was a traitor, featuring tight boxers and body hair. All fairly standard.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🥹 I’m ready
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eat plants and fuck dads 🤟🏻
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like the spikes might tear some sheets, better get rubber ones
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You never ask me to put them on tbf Just to windmill my PA
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doing laundry and wanted to see if the Bowser Bands still fit
A selfie in my bedroom mirror featuring a dark green background wall and a dark blue (I think?) bedspread. I’m wearing a jockstrap and various spiked fake leather bands with my tongue out and some high tops on for some quick attention.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“No officer, I don’t want to press charges, the black eye really was a drive by from a ballbag” Ok I’ll stop now.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there like a waiver to sign before you teabag someone?
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
With fate every time you sit down by the looks of it 😍
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good lord. I need a few minutes.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
👀👀
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not a bad way to be
A top down selfie on my couch, featuring a steam machine controller and some body hair for attention.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dinner alfresco is actually such a good idea
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We have ways to make you purr
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🐱🍜
My new little cat noodle bowl and an ice matcha latte on my table with some chopsticks and various sauces in the background. My legs and Wolfe Jr are visible under the table which is a total accident I promise.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ll write devlog recaps on my tits if you need
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😱 this is going to do those rumors about me being illiterate no favors… 🖤
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turn off repostssss? Some of my friends are doing the most. Love them, wouldn’t change them, would love to not have to see some of the things they enjoy 🙃
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dad went outside
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ฅ(`•ﻌ•’)ฅ
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can’t hear you, whisper it in my ear?
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s a concrete wall so I won’t do it no damage if I bang my head off it
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐃👅
Selfie in the uncomfortable corner of my couch, I have my tongue and nipples out because I’m that kind of girl. The couch and walls are all neutral toned with a grey side table next to me.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I reckon if they found us asleep together we’d get put in a sanctuary
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey bud, wanna nap?
Oh it’s like every other shirtless selfie in my bedroom mirror, but this time I’m teetering on the edge of my bed. I’m wearing just boxers and a smirk, relying on my body hair. 
There’s a dark green wall in the background and grey bedding with celestial patterns. My travel buddy Blastoise plushie is on a dark wood bedside table watching over me for emotional support.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🎶I was busy thinkin’ ‘bout balls🎶
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
✂️✂️✂️
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ll be kind of sad when you tap out first and I have to hold a pillow or three instead
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nature made me a snorer to stop people from enjoying my overheated cuddles too much 😅
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Power top? Power bottom? Vers power napper.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
CRANK 2 🖤
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
100, doesn’t help that I’m known for being really bad with anything horror/creepy/susoensful, so most people figured I was being a wuss about it
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was in my twenties when I found out Pan’s Labyrinth and Labyrinth are v different movies, and that I’d grown up wrongly terrified of Bowie because mom just hadn’t checked which tape she picked up at blockbuster.
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Err... @marmitadebara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Impactado, ta?!
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No but fr they are new socks
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🫡
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
… we’ve talked before 🥹
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That’s me, just a small delicate little thing
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LookAtAllThatBeef.Yuffy
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You know damn well what I was doing.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remember when SZA sang that song about me
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Occasionally I do things right, just to see what it’s like
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I knew you would
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Idc if you haven’t missed my bullshit, here it is again.
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tbf I should have known better than to start being more social and friendly with people
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Milk run ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Full moved over from being a DC brat
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