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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 18m

Well I guess it’s fucking summer again for a day then

A downward facing selfie in front of my very best friend the airblade, that I bought before Dyson was a traitor, featuring tight boxers and body hair. All fairly standard.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Doing laundry and wanted to see if the Bowser Bands still fit

A selfie in my bedroom mirror featuring a dark green background wall and a dark blue (I think?) bedspread. I’m wearing a jockstrap and various spiked fake leather bands with my tongue out and some high tops on for some quick attention.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🎶I was busy thinkin’ ‘bout balls🎶

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Power top? Power bottom? Vers power napper.

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Err... @marmitadebara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Impactado, ta?!

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Remember when SZA sang that song about me

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Idc if you haven’t missed my bullshit, here it is again.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Tbf I should have known better than to start being more social and friendly with people

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Have the flu Is this what it’s like to feel cold? This is truly truly terrible, I’m sorry for all of you who feel mortal on the reg. Whoever can scale my building first if I die can have the porn drives

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

No, they’re shorts. They have pockets.

A thinly veiled ploy for attention in my laundry day harness and a pair of shorts I bought online that are essentially glorified boxers, but with pockets! In the background is the usual hunter green wall and bedding that looks very dark blue compared to when I ordered it.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

POV I’m trying to be a better dad, but can’t remember if I’ve watered you yet

On hands and knees gorilla style, as usual, looking away trying to remember when I last watered my plant that I keep saying I’ll do better at looking after.
Some bedding is drying next to me and the blinds on the windows above me are semi open, because if they open all the way I catch fire.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Having free will and a kitchen is so bad for me

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Only bought 1 (one) sweet treat today Clap.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

“I’ll pray for you” Ok cool, I’ll watch Pokemon for you. See how partaking in fiction for my enjoyment didn’t alter your life in any capacity? Gotta catch em all!

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Real glad I’m growing inner bicep hair in the middle of a climate crisis, thanks for that

A disgruntled face selfie on my couch where I’ve lost my shirt yet again.
In the background are various things I didn’t need to buy on a shelf and a controller that takes after me in the way it won’t go straight no matter how much you try.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I don’t want to play heatwave anymore.

Another picture in my mirror with my tits out and a disgruntled look on my face. I’m holding a tank top in my hand because I never know what to do with my paws in photos and I’m in my third jock of the day because it’s hot as balls. The walls are still green and the infernal pit I call a bed is in the background.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

If the water ain’t clear by the end of YES GODDD, stay home bub

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

*complains about heat, through fur coat*

A selfie feature the copious amounts of body hair I inherited that I could easily shave off but would result in the loss of 72% of my charm.
Oh and there’s like pillows and artwork on the wall and shit.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Just so we’re all on the same page, because it doesn’t seem to be going in. Being a gainer/feeder doesn’t fucking entitle you to comment on people’s bodies when they haven’t invited it. Have your kink, don’t push it on people without consent.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Got a hoarse voice and a bill from the eagle

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Big Sad that my ring fell off and when a guy picked it up to hand it to me I said “I do” but no one laughed.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Waitlisted for the steam machine, whose sword I gotta swallow to get bumped up

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I’m not even doing a thing, it’s just the best position to get a full aircon blast.

Me, on all fours, on a white celestial bedspread with a dark green wall in the background. A grey throw is on the foot of the bed and a bedside table can be seen in the background with a kindle and the worlds most inefficient wifi repeater

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Remember when I couldn’t cook and there weren’t good substitutes around so I live off just blocks of tofu?

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Not a single Father’s Day wish and yet I’ve bred some of you It’s ok, bought myself a cake

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

There’s always someone in the clinic waiting room wearing short shorts and making full eye contact with no shame It’s me, how you doin?

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Getting use to being a short hair breed

A mirror selfie in my light neutral colored bathroom. My hair is shorter than usual, and my beard is longer.

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Nancy Drew and the Mystery of whose actual fucking paw print is on the wall above my bed? (Actually not doing a thing, I want to know whose this is)

A faint handprint but with four fingers and a meaty fuckin palm from the wall just above my headboard

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