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Goddamnit, Wolfe

@stopitwolfe.bsky.social

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Depressed beardy vegan enby. The one with the name. Not a gainer, not into it, just a Blastoise.  I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee 🍉

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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 13h

Would be terrible if someone bit my neck

Bathroom mirror selfie in my dark gray bath robe, it’s nearly time to switch to the winter wfh outfit and I wanted to know if it still barely fit

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Found that one thing I have that isn’t solid black

Mirror selfie featuring a big ole jacket that is always entirely too warm for me but I can’t get rid of because I like the look

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Showered ✔️ Slept ✔️ Eaten

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Idk. It’s autumn or something.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well I guess it’s fucking summer again for a day then

A downward facing selfie in front of my very best friend the airblade, that I bought before Dyson was a traitor, featuring tight boxers and body hair. All fairly standard.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Eat plants and fuck dads 🤟🏻

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Doing laundry and wanted to see if the Bowser Bands still fit

A selfie in my bedroom mirror featuring a dark green background wall and a dark blue (I think?) bedspread. I’m wearing a jockstrap and various spiked fake leather bands with my tongue out and some high tops on for some quick attention.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not a bad way to be

A top down selfie on my couch, featuring a steam machine controller and some body hair for attention.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🐱🍜

My new little cat noodle bowl and an ice matcha latte on my table with some chopsticks and various sauces in the background. My legs and Wolfe Jr are visible under the table which is a total accident I promise.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dad went outside

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ฅ(`•ﻌ•’)ฅ

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

🐃👅

Selfie in the uncomfortable corner of my couch, I have my tongue and nipples out because I’m that kind of girl. The couch and walls are all neutral toned with a grey side table next to me.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hey bud, wanna nap?

Oh it’s like every other shirtless selfie in my bedroom mirror, but this time I’m teetering on the edge of my bed. I’m wearing just boxers and a smirk, relying on my body hair.
There’s a dark green wall in the background and grey bedding with celestial patterns. My travel buddy Blastoise plushie is on a dark wood bedside table watching over me for emotional support.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🎶I was busy thinkin’ ‘bout balls🎶

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

✂️✂️✂️

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Power top? Power bottom? Vers power napper.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

No but fr they are new socks

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Remember when SZA sang that song about me

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Idc if you haven’t missed my bullshit, here it is again.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

~/Library/com.Wolfe.Harness

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ok no, I’ve reevaluated. These will just be house shorts.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

No, they’re shorts. They have pockets.

A thinly veiled ploy for attention in my laundry day harness and a pair of shorts I bought online that are essentially glorified boxers, but with pockets! In the background is the usual hunter green wall and bedding that looks very dark blue compared to when I ordered it.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I walked, am wet

A selfie on my living room floor, I’m dripping wet because I was never one for doing physical activity other than lifting spring rolls to my mouth. I’m leaning against a neutral tone sofa with some shitty throw pillows behind me that my mother hates, in the background are various trinkets on a bookshelf and my kitchen, the greatest place on earth.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

It is indeed time for yoga in a jock

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

POV I’m trying to be a better dad, but can’t remember if I’ve watered you yet

On hands and knees gorilla style, as usual, looking away trying to remember when I last watered my plant that I keep saying I’ll do better at looking after.
Some bedding is drying next to me and the blinds on the windows above me are semi open, because if they open all the way I catch fire.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Having free will and a kitchen is so bad for me

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Only bought 1 (one) sweet treat today Clap.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Real glad I’m growing inner bicep hair in the middle of a climate crisis, thanks for that

A disgruntled face selfie on my couch where I’ve lost my shirt yet again.
In the background are various things I didn’t need to buy on a shelf and a controller that takes after me in the way it won’t go straight no matter how much you try.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Something about ball games

A selfie in my bathroom mirror with a slutty jersey and tight shorts. I don’t care about sports, but I do like feeling the wind on my tits.

The walls are pale and my floor is dead white and shows every single fucking hair.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I don’t want to play heatwave anymore.

Another picture in my mirror with my tits out and a disgruntled look on my face. I’m holding a tank top in my hand because I never know what to do with my paws in photos and I’m in my third jock of the day because it’s hot as balls. The walls are still green and the infernal pit I call a bed is in the background.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

*complains about heat, through fur coat*

A selfie feature the copious amounts of body hair I inherited that I could easily shave off but would result in the loss of 72% of my charm.
Oh and there’s like pillows and artwork on the wall and shit.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

AND I clean the kitchen after

A solo dinner date where I made smashed cucumber salad, furikake fries, cauliflower karaage, and a mock chicken and oyster mushroom katsu.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Yuuuuup.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I’m not even doing a thing, it’s just the best position to get a full aircon blast.

Me, on all fours, on a white celestial bedspread with a dark green wall in the background. A grey throw is on the foot of the bed and a bedside table can be seen in the background with a kindle and the worlds most inefficient wifi repeater

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Remember when I couldn’t cook and there weren’t good substitutes around so I live off just blocks of tofu?

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Who touched the thermostat

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Built in Big Dog privilege

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Getting use to being a short hair breed

A mirror selfie in my light neutral colored bathroom. My hair is shorter than usual, and my beard is longer.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Nancy Drew and the Mystery of whose actual fucking paw print is on the wall above my bed? (Actually not doing a thing, I want to know whose this is)

A faint handprint but with four fingers and a meaty fuckin palm from the wall just above my headboard

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I cook, who knew

A picture of my dinner on a marble table top, with some lit candles and my legs visible under the table. I have a fake tuna crunch roll, a lazy rice wine slaw, a seaweed salad, and some pan seared gyoza with a strawberry and cherry lemonade

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Cheek, in the month of pride

A mirror selfie on the edge of my bed, my walls and bedding are both dark royal green. I’m only wearing a jockstrap and hanging off the corner with mostly thigh and cheek visible.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I *may* have thought of a way

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Dad says vote.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Still wide, still durable

A shirtless selfie on my knees showing my big beard and bare chest. I’m wearing tight black boxers and have my tongue out. A dark green wall and a bed with astrological bedding can be seen in the background.

Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Idk, I feel like I’ve given some good performances this weekend