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YZ Freedman

@stoogey.bsky.social
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 16h
‘Digger’ and ‘Verity’ releasing on the same day and nobody in Hollywood tried to Barbenheimer them into Diggity?
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had an uncle with a light speech impediment who used to call it Star Watts, turns out he was onto something
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Adam Bertocci @adambertocci.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Holofdeck, the "Star Trek" technology where you can imagine yourself inside the witty and urbane films of Nicole Holofcener
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A friend used the term “card shark” and I transformed into an insufferable pedant. It’s card SHARP, I spat out, my words reeking of disgust. But deep down I felt only shame, because in my heart of hearts I know that ‘shark’ is much cooler.
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lego has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever at Comic Con, if they have the courage.
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Cast list for Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie ends with a twist
cast list for Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
jfk airport just making up science
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Adam Bertocci @adambertocci.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I like how the basketball referee gets to lean into the camera and tell us what's going on, like the narrator of the game. Breaking the fourth wall of sports, if you will. A Brechtian device? Perhaps
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Grogugarry Grogu Ross
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
streaming remains undefeated
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Baffled by the mixed reviews cuz the Mando movie is really good. Score is rad, too.
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James Grebey @jgrebes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
[Darth Vader when he strikes Obi-Wan down and he disappears leaving only his robes behind] Damn that’s… that’s not what happened to all those kids
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Angharad Capable The Dag Cheedo Toast the Knowing Furiosa
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Happy birthday to the guy, George Lucas. PBS recently dug up a short doc about him from before he made Star Wars, American Graffiti, or grew a beard. Fun watch, especially if you enjoy hearing Alan Alda mispronounce stuff: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW5S...
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Greenville SC got a sinkhole TODAY and local news didn’t use ‘Sinkhole De Mayo’ as the headline. Like, come on.
news story from WYFF reads “Engineers investigate growing sinkhole near Stumphouse Tunnel”
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I do love when Star Wars goes fast through tunnels. This is about the Darth Maul show.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
screenshot of Scotty, an older gray-haired man with a mustache in a Starfleet uniform. it’s from The Next Generation’s “Relics” when Scotty is dematerialized after being in transporter stasis for 70 years. he looks a bit sad and has a quote bubble above Alexis’ post saying “I was driving starships while your great-grandfather was still in” …diapers

It’s the way he says “diapers” as “diapeppers” that makes this funny and is a very niche nerd joke
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me whenever anyone mentions Dune 2
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
No way to prove this but I firmly believe that as soon as the world discovered Pedro Pascal we decided we didn’t need Johnny Depp anymore.
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Project Hail Mary has a 1138 in it follow me for more inspo
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Gonna write a book about Ozempic culture and call it Skinny Women Dressed In Black
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
very funny that they’re making the previous acting winners announce their own category, instead of the usual way where they announce the opposite gender, almost certainly to not give Adrian Brody the chance to do something creepy and gross
Adrian Brody being awful to Halle Berry
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Squat Erry Day @implicitpower.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sick early 90s fits for the boys
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
credit where it’s due: that’s a funny name
Bill O’Reilly’s new podcast is called “We’ll Do It Live”
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The fun part about going grey in your 40s is that my great aunt asked if I was still working or if I’d retired.
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Dollar store find, my new favorite deck of cards. Adorable weaponized nostalgia for just a buck!
Deck of playing cards with pictures of vintage Star Wars action figures A few cards featuring vintage action figures of Admiral Ackbar, Princess Leia, Dengar, The Emperor and a power droid.
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Honest question: what do you do if your uber driver is watching reels
my uber driver is actually watching reels while driving???
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
this light went on well before landing, call me a coward if you must but it’s a bit unnerving
exit light by an emergency exit on an airplane and it’s illuminated for chrissakes
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Chicago does have some pretty great storefronts
a store called Fishtech Bait & Tackle
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Now that's range!
Martin Scorsese in The Mandalorian and Grogu, as the fates foretold.Martin Scorsese in Shark Tale, the first curl of the monkey's paw.
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
sitting down at the airport piano and playing chopsticks
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I suppose it's possible that this He-Man movie is going to be a goofy Dungeon & Dragons style comedy? Maybe? Is this what "hope" feels like?
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Jeopardy “Second Chance” really missed an opportunity by not calling it Tournament of Losers
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Avatar hasn’t had any cultural impact? fine with me. most cultural impact is negative
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Gen Z likes going to the movies Grandpa Simpson doesn’t like the looks of those teenagers
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
ranking Star Wars movies by their acronyms 1– ESB 2– ROTS 3– TLJ 4– R1 5– AOTC 6– TPM 7– TROS 8– ROTJ 9– TFA 10– ANH 11– TCW 12– S
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Bone chilling apparition Jojo 👻🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The J in J. Edgar Hoover stands for Jamiroquai; you *could* be a huge nerd about it and bother looking it up, or you could just take my word for it
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Pretty sure Monsters University is the only Pixar movie that explicitly encourages kids to drop out of college. (Maybe Elio too? Haven’t seen it.)
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Don’t Make Famous Person’s Obit All About You Challenge
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Definitely a strange way to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Special Edition but I respect the hustle.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
“I wish Jackie Chan was in more movies,” I said quietly, almost in a whisper, as the monkey’s paw curled one more finger.
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I’ve found my new ‘Liza Minnelli has outlived’
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I don’t have any real interest in the Wicked movie but it does remind me of when Travolta screwed up Idina Menzel’s name at the Oscars and that, my friends, has value.
Travolta calling Idina Menzel “Adele Dazeem”
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
mazel tov to my junk email account upon reaching this milestone
yahoo mail with 50,000 emails, most of which promise a free john deere tractor
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The Mummy Meets The Tummy
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
gotta love those snappy cnn headlines that roll off the tongue
top CNN headline which reads Final hours of voting in first major US elections of Trump’s second term
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Not my auction but there’s a pretty rare Yoda promo on ebay for (so far) an unusually low price. Love the nutty image that, according to lore, George Lucas personally banned. Last few hours to bid: ebay.us/m/Hq64cL
Topps Star Wars Galaxy 2 P3 “Yoda promo” card
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YZ Freedman @stoogey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
me to my piano students: chaos is a ladder
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