Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You know, i really understand Gandalf's frustration. He's always seen as a bring of ill tidings. but like, bro. Homie literally out here looking out. Why the hostility to friendly warnings and suggestions to not fuck up the kingdom 010
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No stream tonight, everyone. In a mood i'd rather not inflict on anyone else. Have a pepper from my garden as an apology 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Alabamian here. It still won't matter. They're mad, but they're not willing to change their minds. 100
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I mean. If there are no pardons, they're guilty again. Round them up. 020
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Unreasonably excited because i've seen SOOOO many lizards in the garden today 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So, now that the FBI is waiving bestiality as a disqualifier, i look forward to the recruitment of the one man the rule would apply to. Welcome Agent Tarzan. 001
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Do...do the troops show up to formation at full staff or...? 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026For anyone thinking Trumps economic plans make any fucking sense, go read Making Miney by Terry Pratchett. Trade makes the Turtle swim, as it were. Not engaing in trade creates stagnation and mistrust in the banking systems because the WORTH being generated is being artificially gated. 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hot take: Gender expression and sexuality should be treated like cat colors like "oh boy. There goes a Chaotic Bisexual™, i hope he has the braincell right now." Or "careful on the aloof pansexual, if you try to touch them before they're ready they'll maul your hand." 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Keep us updated, my husband was looking at it and i was thinking of surprising him as soon as i had a chance to see some gameplay to see if it's worth it. 020
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Paying 5000$ to the citizenry upon ascension was a classic move in Imperial Rome to sway popular opinion toward the Emperors priority. It was how Ceasar kept the Senate off of his back. Nearly everyone from Tiberius onward did donatives to the military leadership. We're in 45BCE. Watch it unfold. 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I miss the old one. The reboot is less goofy 030
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Leukemia used to be a straight up death sentence as late as the 60s. Now survival is something like 78%. That's insane progress 020
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Anyone wanna talk about how the ATF was just hacked? 010
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I think i have a plan in how long term peace in earth might be acheived, but i'm not a trillionaire so i can't actually do anything to even test the waters. Wild what rich people do instead of just making life better. 010
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Don't forget to stop by tonight's celebration stream for 30 followers! New stream art reveal and my regular ass gameplay and shit talking! We'll start around 1930 cst. twitch.tv/stoneagedudemantwitch.tvstoneagedudeman - TwitchA variable gaming stream just here to provide background noise, Come on in and sit a spell. You'll see Mostly RPGs but I have been known to duke it out in Gwent and League of Legends, and the rants wi... 021
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Welp, after tonights stream i reached my personal goal of 30 followers! To mark the occasion, join me Friday night at 1930 cst for a channel reveal and Gwemt Gaming! 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Going live in 10! Join me in a tutorial stream on the basics of Gwent Deckbuilding And Gameplay followed by some Elden Ring gaming. twitch.tv/stoneagedudeman 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I think wednesday we're going to receive a 'passed away peacefully in his home after an extended bout of illness' message with a statement from his 'doctor' about the 'pneumonia having been under control but the autopsy revealed hia lungs were too heavily damaged' and some excuse about the timeline 020
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Vocal training is pretty easy, you got this 040
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Found a personal bias i hadn't noticed until now: I don't trust thin politicians. Gimme a dude that looks like he knows how to sit down at the function and be friendly at the table. Not the guy that makes 3 plates at a time, but the guy who gets seconds and takes a plate home. 3 Plate Politician 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Any eccentric billionaires who think they have a master plan or plot to be villainous for the 'good of the world', I'm currently open to being hired as Henchman, as long as there is upward mobility within your organazation. 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I think they're intentionally trying to create ghost towns so they can buy them as ready made company towns. They likely can reduce the impact of the center. But why do that before it profits you more? 350
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026How much do you wanna bet he likes femboys in uniform and is trying to conpensate that by projecting 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It's the peasant mindset. They're just making a new aristocracy. 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026No stream tonight! The light of my life and love of mine heart desired to play Deltarune, and who am i to say no? 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Woke up feeling a bit maudlin. When i was a kid my teachers would talk about how i would be an adult at the 250th birthday, that it would be amazing. I thought we would be celebrating our unity, and our differences. Because that's what i was taught that America was. Instead... *vague gesture* 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Going live in Gwent in an hour! 1630 CST. Join in and listen to me talk about irrigating corn. twitch.tv/stoneagedude... 010
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I used to have my cancer clinic days on the day they would schedule the sickle cell clinic. This is absolutely game changing, life altering science. 000
Reposted by Luke the FactotumMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17/06/2026March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil." April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil, much more than we need." June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks..." 888136995903
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Alright, my first announcement of going live! Going live at 1630 CST, we're limit testing the new build with Horizon Zero Dawn! twitch.tv/stoneagedudemantwitch.tvstoneagedude - TwitchI'm an amateur artist with a wide range of mediums that interest me. Lately I have been working with soapstone. 100
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I'm starting from scratch since a different agreement fell through, i can DM details on that work 120
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Anyone know of an artist that's currently open for some custom work? I'm finally upping my stream game, and i'd like to get the art hammered out. 37330
Reposted by Luke the FactotumGod @thegodshow.com · 31/05/2026Yesterday Donald compared himself to Elvis Presley, who famously died on the toilet. But he’s also building a bunker, which is where Hitler ultimately took his own life. I like a show that keeps us guessing as to how it will end. 1722180378
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026My current conspiracy theory: Trump is playing up the cognitive test and mental slippage act so that when he's brought to trial he'll be ruled incompetent and end up in a luxury care facility for a while until he escapes to russia when media coverage dies down. 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Way ahead of you. I hoist the Rodger if i wanna watch star trek now 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026They're really trying to push Pascal's Wager, huh? 1110
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Don't worry God, i'll have one for you 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Carefully, usually in my garden. Anger undirected is self destruction. But directed anger can sunder the skies and split the earth when applied. 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Once again, i feel the need to reiterate: We live in a society. There are rules. We must not fall into anarchy. Which also means we must defend the society we live in from those who would abuse it and those who live in it. 000
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Take the high road, sure. Except there MUST be consequences for these actions. We had trials for the Nazis. We found them guilty. We hanged them. The difference between them and us is we don't just string people up. We live in a society. There are rules. We must not fall into anarchy. 230
Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It's wild. She got her bag. She could have retired and did real good, like opening womens resource centers or funding antiabuse nonprofits and we would have continued to worship her. She ruined her own legacy 010