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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You know, i really understand Gandalf's frustration. He's always seen as a bring of ill tidings. but like, bro. Homie literally out here looking out. Why the hostility to friendly warnings and suggestions to not fuck up the kingdom

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No stream tonight, everyone. In a mood i'd rather not inflict on anyone else. Have a pepper from my garden as an apology

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Unreasonably excited because i've seen SOOOO many lizards in the garden today

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So, now that the FBI is waiving bestiality as a disqualifier, i look forward to the recruitment of the one man the rule would apply to. Welcome Agent Tarzan.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For anyone thinking Trumps economic plans make any fucking sense, go read Making Miney by Terry Pratchett. Trade makes the Turtle swim, as it were. Not engaing in trade creates stagnation and mistrust in the banking systems because the WORTH being generated is being artificially gated.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hot take: Gender expression and sexuality should be treated like cat colors like "oh boy. There goes a Chaotic Bisexual™, i hope he has the braincell right now." Or "careful on the aloof pansexual, if you try to touch them before they're ready they'll maul your hand."

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Paying 5000$ to the citizenry upon ascension was a classic move in Imperial Rome to sway popular opinion toward the Emperors priority. It was how Ceasar kept the Senate off of his back. Nearly everyone from Tiberius onward did donatives to the military leadership. We're in 45BCE. Watch it unfold.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Anyone wanna talk about how the ATF was just hacked?

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think i have a plan in how long term peace in earth might be acheived, but i'm not a trillionaire so i can't actually do anything to even test the waters. Wild what rich people do instead of just making life better.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Welp, after tonights stream i reached my personal goal of 30 followers! To mark the occasion, join me Friday night at 1930 cst for a channel reveal and Gwemt Gaming!

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Going live in 10! Join me in a tutorial stream on the basics of Gwent Deckbuilding And Gameplay followed by some Elden Ring gaming. twitch.tv/stoneagedudeman

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Found a personal bias i hadn't noticed until now: I don't trust thin politicians. Gimme a dude that looks like he knows how to sit down at the function and be friendly at the table. Not the guy that makes 3 plates at a time, but the guy who gets seconds and takes a plate home. 3 Plate Politician

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Any eccentric billionaires who think they have a master plan or plot to be villainous for the 'good of the world', I'm currently open to being hired as Henchman, as long as there is upward mobility within your organazation.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

No stream tonight! The light of my life and love of mine heart desired to play Deltarune, and who am i to say no?

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Woke up feeling a bit maudlin. When i was a kid my teachers would talk about how i would be an adult at the 250th birthday, that it would be amazing. I thought we would be celebrating our unity, and our differences. Because that's what i was taught that America was. Instead... *vague gesture*

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Going live in Gwent in an hour! 1630 CST. Join in and listen to me talk about irrigating corn. twitch.tv/stoneagedude...

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17/06/2026

March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil." April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil, much more than we need." June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks..."

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Alright, my first announcement of going live! Going live at 1630 CST, we're limit testing the new build with Horizon Zero Dawn! twitch.tv/stoneagedudeman

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stoneagedude - Twitch

I'm an amateur artist with a wide range of mediums that interest me. Lately I have been working with soapstone.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Anyone know of an artist that's currently open for some custom work? I'm finally upping my stream game, and i'd like to get the art hammered out.

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God @thegodshow.com · 31/05/2026

Yesterday Donald compared himself to Elvis Presley, who famously died on the toilet. But he’s also building a bunker, which is where Hitler ultimately took his own life. I like a show that keeps us guessing as to how it will end.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

My current conspiracy theory: Trump is playing up the cognitive test and mental slippage act so that when he's brought to trial he'll be ruled incompetent and end up in a luxury care facility for a while until he escapes to russia when media coverage dies down.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Once again, i feel the need to reiterate: We live in a society. There are rules. We must not fall into anarchy. Which also means we must defend the society we live in from those who would abuse it and those who live in it.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Yesterday, my next door neighbors needed to borrow my lawnmower. I said of course, and then chatted with them for 3 hours. It comes up that it was my husbands 30th birthday. They immediately ask for his favorite cake flavor. Today, she delivered an entire cake. Get to know your neighbors, people.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Who wants to bet Youtube just got hacked?

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Entomb and Nadu banned from Legacy. Oops evades major hits. So close, but so far.

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Corporate Socialism @chrisdorman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Please share this: If you are 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝 or 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 and you are being ordered to 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔.𝐒. 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, then this is the number to the 𝐆𝐈 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. There is support. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑡. 𝟖𝟕𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟖𝟕

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Not the really high, creative loathsomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no. - Guards! Guards! By Terry Pratchett

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Real Blue Patriot @realbluepatriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

U.S. has now lost 78,000 manufacturing jobs this year, per Bloomberg

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Playing Space Court for the firat time, and so far i've signed a waiver against most bodily harm and have experienced a truly lifelike onboarding system. Will keep you posted.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Just cleared Hades on hellmode on attempt 23. Im getting old, because now my hands hurt.

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Jackie de Long @delong-jackie.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

When this happened in France, they stormed the Bastille. Took a while, though.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I just put pizza bagels in the oven, and the power goes out. Yee. Haw.

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God @thegodshow.com · 23/07/2025

CBS gave one of their smartest and most outspoken comedians ten months to say whatever he wants without getting cancelled.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Yee haw. abc7news.com/post/camaril...

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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

ACAB Includes Patrolling Peacemaker

Patrolling Peacemaker
Artifact Creature - Robot Soldier
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever an opponent commits a crime, proliferate. (They commit a crime if they target an opponent, anything an opponent controls, andlor cards in an opponent's graveyard. To proliferate, you choose any number of permanents andlor players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
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R 0005
EOC • EN MIcHAL IvAN
T™ & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Don't what why people think these children in Texas dying in the floods will change the GOP stance on weather forecasting funding or climate change. Kids have been getting shot in classrooms for years and they only shrug and hug their firearms.

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Brian "BoshNRoll" Coval @boshnroll.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Grabbing onto any hope here. We can beat these ghouls. People WANT this, not what we keep getting stuck with.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

"Yeah, alright, but everyone knows they torture people." "Do they? Then why doesn't anyone do anything about it?" "'Cos they torture people."

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 23/06/2025

🚨 BREAKING: Iranian Retaliation Underway 🚨 Here’s what we know so far: - Iran has launched “Operation Glad Tidings of Victory” targeting U.S. forces. - At least 6 missiles fired at U.S. bases in Qatar. - Explosions heard over Doha, possibly intercepted. - U.S. jets scrambling over Saudi Arabia. 1/

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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Jun 19: SpaceX Starship 36 explodes into massive fireball during static test last night

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

There's scuttlebut that yesterday a sizable fleet of air tankers took off from the US and headed east. So. Are we going to watch Iran burn by our hand?

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