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Luke the Factotum

@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social
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Husband, gardener, butcher. Wannabe scholar. Bad Christian. I occasionally stream to fill the empty hours twitch.tv/stoneagedudeman Utinam Salonae possetis visere olera nostris manibus instituta, profecto numquam istud temptandum iudicaretis

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No stream tonight, everyone. In a mood i'd rather not inflict on anyone else. Have a pepper from my garden as an apology
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
youtu.be/K4-2MD76mvI
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Yee haw. abc7news.com/post/camaril...
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Hey guys, remember this? Yeah. If a law enforcement officer is giving us 'news' or if they're making claims on social media, they're lying. Nothing they say about LA can be trusted. They know they need to spin the story, and they'll use ANYONE to do so.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Nameplate on the front said Krejci. Remember him.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Dont forget, while we're watching the markets, the other hand is moving
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Well, that's a hell of a coinkydink, huh?
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Inordinatelyproud of this cauliflower
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey. Just putting this here.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Pass this shit far and wide. #military #politics #whatthefuck
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My mood tonight. Also, we need to talk about how easy it is to play balatro while you're in between combat in darkest dungeon.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Two inches of snow, my ass.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Look at these photogenic little fucks. They don't know they're up for harvest. Good, it's easier that way.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Well, we got our things back from the fire restoration. Gotta say, I hate that this was something they couldn't really save. But it does look pretty, regardless. Anne Stokes, Prayer for the Fallen Angel (2010)
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I'll automatically pick this card until I die
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Welp, my riggedice cover mostly worked. The wind beat the shit out of two plants though
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
For once in my life, I get to be picky on my peripherals. Fuck, it hurt to actually spend money, but the click is gonna be sweet
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
We did a puzzle!
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Not a bad effort of 5 hours. Got the pieces generally sorted by likely need, as well, so this should come along quickly
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Alright laddies and lasses. The puzzle is beginning, and I must recommend four roses single barrel. Tonight, im maudlin, and I'm making it everyone's problem.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Roughed out top view of my little dude! Gonna be a fat little chonk. The anatomy is suggesting ambush pack predators, with some used to Weigh down prey and others used to pummel it to death using the skull cap.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
First off: pardon the god awful art, I'm not inclined to the medium. Second of all: My husband inspired me to make my first monster design for the game! So, debuting:
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
There's a lizard that lives in me cabbages. He decided to vacation on the moonflowers!
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Last night it rained, today is a garden check. These little pak choi have been doing great, I think i found the right time to get them in the dirt in zone 8b. Cabbages are a bit slow, but they only get about 5 or 6 hours of good sun anyway, so they'll just be feb harvests.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I haven't seen this getting much coverage yet. When are we going to point out the targeting of journalists?
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Second crop of Bok choi went in about 2 weeks ago. Going strong despite having to amend virgin clay on the fly, I think i got it right. Just another batch of #emotionallymanipulatedplants
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Welp, I've officially emotionally manipulated these plants to do what I want. Can't play stardew? gotta make do with real life gardening! The compost was just sifted from my pile and spread yesterday, kinda happy with this batch.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
So, it turns out that united ended up removing this from their company site. I wonder why?
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Welp, back is on, working on the body. I might try to wet mould a little holster for pens and such tomorrow. We'll see where the insanity takes me.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Pretty good progress tonight. Got the back, the belt strap, and the start of the body knocked out. Not bad for a first real project
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Let's fucking go. I got no plans, no computer a fistful of leather and enough restless energy to fuck around. Imma see if I can make a hanging belt pouch, freehand. Progress to follow
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Thanks to an unfortunate fire a few months back, I haven't had my dog living with me. This week she's out of town and I'm dog sitting. I step in the door and we're us again. I got egg salad, he got egg salad. I didn't realize how much I missed him. Go hug your pets, guys.
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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Im feeling cantankerous and I'm going to call out toxic shit in the workplace today. This isn't okay and if you're a business that puts this in your only employee restroom, fuck yourself.
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