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StompytheGrizzlyBear

@stompythebear.bsky.social
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🇺🇸->🇦🇺->🇬🇧->🇺🇸 Fermentation expert trying to save the world. Sports, fantasy football, politics. #SFB8 Champ! Former fantasy football “expert” who still thinks he is an “expert”. Nuggets, Avalanche, Broncos, and STL Cardinals

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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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It's Fucking Embarrassing
ALT: It's Fucking Embarrassing
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So many missed tackles…
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cool
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Broncos have zero composure. Can’t tackle. Keep shooting themselves in the foot. Jesus fucking Christ
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Chet @chetgresham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hi all! I’m available to write about the NFL this season if you know of anyone looking. I’ve written for Rotoworld, NY Times, SBNation, Draftkings, and others. Anything you need, fantasy, betting, news, features, you name it! Hit me up!
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just to remind everyone that I am a winner and you are not #SFB
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Here is the winner. Drink it in #SFB
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Now McConnell
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rest in piss, Lady G
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Brad Davis @bgamer90.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nickelodeon’s Doug. Doug tries on oversized Sky Davis sneakers.
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nice to know that Colorado Republicans can keep up with the rest of the U.S. in absolutely batshit insanity…
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Herbert Garrison's 'Jesus Christ!' Reaction
ALT: Herbert Garrison's 'Jesus Christ!' Reaction
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Rest in piss, Anne Widdecombe
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I wrote about Tucker Carlson's newest comedy bit about a right-wing political party that operates in good faith. badfaithtimes.com/tucker-carls...
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Tucker Carlson Wants A Good-Faith Conservative Party. Best Of Luck With That.
The American right needs the deodorant of bad faith politics. And Carlson knows that.
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Will Ferrell in Anchorman: It's So Damn Hot
ALT: Will Ferrell in Anchorman: It's So Damn Hot
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Trump is a pedo and rapist?
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Captain Kirk's Sarcastic Reaction
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Well...
ALT: Well...
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Democratic Party continues to be a bunch of feckless, do-nothings. Sure, complain about Mamdani upending the party, don’t look internally.
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
UK cross country trains are a misery
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The UK and Europe not having AC is stupid…
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Anyone else make grand plans for the next day or the weekend with their spouse and then just end up binging tv shows and smoking weed? No? Just me?
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Like it wasn’t blatant weaponisation before… Now he is sending the DOJ after a SINGLE person who “wronged” him
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They tell me giving away your writing for free is a "best business practice" in selling books. This is from Frogmarch Of The Oligarchs. You can check out After The Great Redo here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GYXTBZCL And here: www.booksamillion.com/p/After-Grea...
There was a long pause after the Oval Office pleasantries and I placed my thumb on the screen to scroll away from this terribly disappointing and totall predictable scene. Something kept me watching though. The president had a certain look. I recall a closed-mouth smile and what seemed to be head nods to someone out of frame. Then the president stood up and said, “Now that we have you here, we’d like to remind you of our promise to the American people. I told them I would hold accountable those who had committed crimes against the nation, and that’s exactly what I intend to do.”
She nodded again and three secret service agents, one for each oligarch, strutted into frame and asked the men to stand. They did as they were told, and the secret service guys gently handcuffed them. “That promise starts today,” the president said. She wasn’t smiling anymore. “Right now.”
I dropped my beer. It fell to the floor and the glass splintered into a hundred pieces. Everyone looked up from their phones and I jumped off my barstool and without even thinking shouted for the bartender to turn on the news. She did, and there for everyone to see were three of the most powerful men alive being frogmarched out of the Oval Office. They didn’t look angry as much as they looked bewildered, as if they were unsure whether this was really happening. You could see how stunned they were despite all the fucked-up facial surgeries that kept them frozen in time.
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What do you mean I have to work another 30 years?!
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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This feels especially embarrassing now considering Chappelle himself has had to attempt to walk back his bullshit
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Fuck ICE and anyone who supports a Brownshirt organization like it
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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I'm Tired Of This, Grandpa! Meme Scene
ALT: I'm Tired Of This, Grandpa! Meme Scene
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
O hey, the curse of the Presidents trophy… Fucking Avs. Soft ass team. Bednar is done.
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
God I hate being a sports fan
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
What do you even say to people who can’t recognize evil?
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Maybe giving people attention maximum amount of attention and money before their brain fully develops isn’t a good idea?
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I miss 80s-2000s basketball… despite my Nuggies being atrocious
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
JFK completes mostly successful Dallas parade.
SpaceX Completes Mostly
Successful Starship
Rocket Flight
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I love that’s It’s Alwasy Sunny is out-of-pocket immediately and everyone is already a caricature
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/05/2026
the difference between “our quarterback is a dumbass (complimentary)” and “our quarterback is a dumbass (derogatory)”
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I can’t imagine being on a team with a majority black men, including large black men that protect your ass and receivers that catch your throws, and being for racism and bigotry. Of course, I am also a moral person
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
New York Giants players, including linebacker Abdul Carter, (rightfully) seem pissed about Jaxson Dart palling around with the president. It’s the kind of thing a player should think about before backing an overtly white supremacist politician.
Carter saying “thought this sh!t was Al, what we doing man”
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I look forward to Jaxon Dart being booed at home
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
SGA
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Anyone else just kinda done with everything? Can I just go into the woods and be a hermit?
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@jeremyschulman.bsky.social , you are a stupid fuck. You probably think Lincoln did the right thing in not punishing the confederacy. Fucking idiot
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
At some point, Americans need to start getting violent. You love that your country was founded on rebellion? Well let’s go then
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hopefully Ebola and Hanta combine into a super virus that kills all the antivaxxers and MAGA idiots
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Fingers Crossed
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
There is no such thing as a “good” billionaire
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
O, hey, more proof that the Democrats don’t care about the rule of law either…
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Don’t worry, the Supreme Court says that the Supreme Court doesn’t have any political agenda or bias…
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The anglosphere is so cooked
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StompytheGrizzlyBear @stompythebear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can’t get away from Facism in the white world… White people are the worst
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