8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 9hit's actually so embarrassing to breathe the same air as (redacted), (redacted), and (redacted) 030
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Speedrun dot com might own the Pitch Perfect world record but Speedrun dot com could never get 65th at the big house 9 040
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My next podcast ep will be a week from today featuring the one, the only, @elite-spud.bsky.social Listen to two people that both own more than one Luigi cap talk about why they both own more than one Luigi cap 070
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 06/10/2026shout out to the dude in sheetz this morning singing jubilantly to himself about how there were no xl coffee cups. me too man 040
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Changed cell phone plans and was unable to keep my number. If you want the new one, reach out (Please don’t be weird if I don’t actually know you lol) 040
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i have some pretty extreme moral conflicts about being a diehard new england patriots fan, especially most recently with kraft's latest idiotic blunder, but seeing two teams quarterbacked by deshaun watson and aaron rodgers last night helped cleanse that just a little 020
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Episode 2 has hit the airwaves. It was a great conversation with Neal about how great Melee is and how great he's made it by running memorable events. Find it here, Spotify and Apple Podcasts www.youtube.com/watch?v=92NQ...youtube.com8va's Locked in Podcast- Episode 2 featuring BardYouTube video by 8va 173
Reposted by 8vaSad Breakfast @sadbreakfastmusic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026update coming soon TM with more people and more music 021
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sometimes something so chungus happens in chungusland that you have to be equally as chungus and send an angry email about how chungus it was 080
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 28/09/2026some things are too good to be true, yet another rejection email. i want to quit chungusland so badly, but cannot do so until something else is lined up. 060
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My next guest on the pod, you ask? MD/VA's own legendary TO, Bard (known as Neal to so many great people) The date hasn't been finalized yet (classic soon TM), but this is a really exciting one since we'll be chatting irl. Come hear the story of how Uncapped 1 lost and gained a venue in 24 hours. 1110
Reposted by 8vaJess 🌺ΘΔ& @cyansorcery.com · 25/09/2026🐿️"boost your productivity with AI!" no thanks I'd rather be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games 0386
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shout out to the guy at the gym who wouldn’t stop checking himself out in the mirror. I’ve always wondered what melee link’s taunt would look like irl 091
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ok maybe i'm wrong, they invited me to take a test. there's apparently a really long hiring process and they invited me to the first step of it. maybe it's finally time 060
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 22/09/2026applied for a remote job that appears to benefit my skillset tremendously. i look forward to getting burned on it because someone who can't answer 80 randomized ear-training questions in 17 minutes used the right AI-friendly keywords 0140
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Episode one is up! Feedback is much appreciated, havent hosted a podcast uh everyoutu.be8va's Locked In Podcast PREMIERE ft. ItsKorstinYouTube video by 8va 050
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I used to lead the charge on Mario Party by saying “I can’t help but notice there are four people in this room” 040
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey all, at 6:30PM eastern I'll be premiering a podcast on my Twitch. My first guest is gonna be my good friend ItsKorstin (she/they) who also streams, speedruns Super Mario Odyssey, and is donating all stream revenue in September to Project Street Vet Learn and laugh tonight twitch.tv/8vaLuigitwitch.tv8vaLuigi - TwitchMusician, Speedrunner, and Smash player. 31 years old and here for a good time and a long one. — 8vaLuigi streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 0101
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Matthew “Mr Beast” Meziic just fixed my AC unit I love the super smash bros. melee community in Maryland/Virginia 180
Reposted by 8vaUncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The year is 3026. The Neo-Democrats have lost their 30th election in a row against the Murder Everyone Party. The consensus is that, once again, the fault is almost exclusively with Bernie Sanders voters and trans women who post selfies on social media. 516944
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 15/09/2026dude the mask is just fully off with the corporate-owned aipac-owned centrism at this point, which is crazy because it is repulsive to anyone registered to vote under the age of like 45 040
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I wish there was a way to spam the slippi “lol” quickchat, but at instagram stories 040
Reposted by 8vascwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This man won his primary by 30 points. 4590041880
Reposted by 8vainthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 13/09/2026it's like none of these AI people watched the 1983 movie war games starring matthew broderick and ally sheedy 2211
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Rough start to the season for Maye man, awful decision on that final throw 010
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i have a really long list of game 3s in bo3s and game 5s in bo5s that i've lost with players on the PR in 2026 need to learn how to clutch up.... 030
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my boss just told me she went to the last two BravoCons LMAOOOOOO didn't have the courage to say i've been to the last two SGDQs, or the last like billion smashcons/supernovas but it's kinda cool that we all just kinda Have Our Things 050
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Won melee singles at the first ever Swing The Bat. Nice new local yay Also got second in teams with sy. Luigi/Yoshi was a weird but fun team 060
Reposted by 8vaKylie Spookyubi 🎃 @kyliekyubi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hi everyone. Potty, the current Crash 3 World Record holder and an N. Sane Trilogy legend, was recently diagnosed with an aggressive form of lymphoma and is currently getting treatment. He’s a pillar of the Crash community, please give him any support you can. 💙 www.gofundme.com/f/leveling-u...gofundme.comDonate to Leveling Up Against Lymphoma: Support Mason's Journey, organized by Nick DietrichMy brother, Mason Dietrich, has been a successful gamer his entire… Nick Dietrich needs your support for Leveling Up Against Lymphoma: Support Mason's Journey 05150
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Bluesky might be the only place left where my eyes aren’t constantly assaulted by ai event flyers Why so many fonts… 030
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 22/08/2026In a league full of middle school teachers, our punishment was to read the morning announcements for an entire month. Hell is a place on earth 3480
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Listened to the Weezer gold album twice today. It’s pretty good, doesn’t really take many risks but that’s not a bad thing. 6.5/10 (Would have been a 7, but that rhythm guitar tone is absolutely awful throughout) Favorite track: Hoops Least favorite track: CEO 030
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 20/08/2026won 3 game 5s in a row at the local last night including the first reverse 3-0 i have literally ever done on anyone in bracket lost in grands to anakin, he's too good yeah i said i was gonna take a break from melee but then i grew up 260
Reposted by 8vaChris Collingwood @lookparkmusic.com · 15/08/2026This Smash Mouth song is in fact my song Valley of Malls youtu.be/hMcmN8FxW5E?...youtu.beMonsters On My BlockYouTube video by Smash Mouth - Topic 9361
8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Smash Mouth releasing new music without Steve Harwell (RIP), using AI “art” for the album cover (they wrote walkin’ on the sun btw those lyrics are pretty funny considering this), and one of the singles sounding exactly like the valley of malls by fountains of wayne wasnt on my 2026 bingo card 060