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@stinky.bsky.social
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Just the right amount of Stinky… I architect things that switch packets by day, and hack hardware by night 🇳🇿 🏳️‍🌈

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Faceless Alien @justa9.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The Firewall Allignment Chart
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Seems fine to me. Have you tried turning it off and on again 😅
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
You sure it’s not a localised issue?
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Yeah even street view has it.
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
That can’t be current, I haven’t been downtown in ages but the old HSBC has been reclad as part of the intercontinental refit.
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The hustle is stronk 💪 and the 👔 has been ordered 🙌
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Not even a Catbus 😿
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It might be 4 hours delayed, but it’s not a bus 🙌
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The best kind 💕
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Hello, where to get cat game? 🙃😅
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
You got any snax?
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
O.g. Trash 🙌
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I think my planes on the piss… 🍸✈️
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Hello yes! New roach sticker when?! 🪳🧑‍💻✌️
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Kiwi as bro 😎
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Lol, I don’t really care about VTNZ’s watering system, I was there for a WOF not to give them free repairs. That Chorus fibre splice box connects 4 different tenants, and feeds back to a GPON splitter shared by many more (we’re reflections or light leaks can cause issues for other circuits).
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Fixed 🙃
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I am surprised vtnz still have internet…
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Friday heeb update, the birb jail still intact and the heebs are heebing 🌸 🚫🐦‍⬛
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Heeb update; more heebs are coming 🥰 (Also the bird jail is working, the pot plant has not been dug up once this week 🙌)
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Finally; enjoy my first heeb flower on the apartment balcony ☺️ Now with birb protec ™️ 3/3
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Try digging it up now you fuckers… mesh is cross tensioned under the pot lip, so can’t be lifted out 😄 2/
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Arrived home, birds had dug up the heebs, tidied it all up and 30 mins later they dig it up again…. “This is war” 1/
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Eeeeee “raccoon labs” 😇 You got a dedicated space!
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Hotel wifis fixed, chromecast installed, internets unrestricted 😇
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Thankfully I had a usb-c to 12v cable stashed away for emergencies (without crazy reverse polarity) 🙏
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Checked into hotel and my router won’t boot… *grabs multimeter*…. Somehow I brought a plug pack with negative center, who even does that, how did I have this in my house 😤
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Nice 😊 Also ESP32-C5 when 🥺… we need a 5GHz rig.
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Mhmmmm pickle day 🥒 Can I prescribe a pickle martini?
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Blessed is the popcorn machine
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Ono, what will America do with tick tack banned until next week when trump can miraculously save it?! Maybe y’all should go buy some meme coin before it runs out 🙃
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Yes good 😸
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
That’s literally my “entire” job this year for ~1500 endpoints nationally, rip out 90% of the IPS at site and IPSec every endpoint with granular RBAC for all resource access over the IPsec 🙃
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17/01/2025
A company will spend millions of dollars to insert network IPS rather than implement default deny firewall and scoped IPsec that makes the endpoints entirely immune. You don't even need to patch them, because you cannot talk to them. But it's easier to spend millions than architect. That is the gap.
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This but network & security architecture 🙃
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The sky waka is here, and thus I must bid farewell to TacoNaki 🥲
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Shit… I think they’re onto me 👀
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Taco ̶T̶u̶e̶s̶day 🌮 🌮 🌮 🥝
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
We heard you like nondairy creamer… 🙃
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Those are some “intense” cookies 🍪😻
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Taconaki Tuesday (legit the best reason to visit New Plymouth) 🌮🌮🌮
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Praise be the lounge gods for today there are bacons 🥓 ✈️
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
At lest my outbound aircraft has arrived 🙂
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The chicken sausage seems sus as… (it’s like a sub par Mc nugget)
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Nice view up here ☺️⛰️
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Biiig lake is big ⛰️
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Oh hey there 🦙🦙
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Located the South Island “mega heebs” that we need to acquire for Catlandia 🐝🪻
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Moar bumble freimbs today 🐝
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