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@stinky.bsky.social
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Just the right amount of Stinky… I architect things that switch packets by day, and hack hardware by night 🇳🇿 🏳️‍🌈

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Faceless Alien @justa9.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The Firewall Allignment Chart
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It might be 4 hours delayed, but it’s not a bus 🙌
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
You got any snax?
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
O.g. Trash 🙌
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I think my planes on the piss… 🍸✈️
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Kiwi as bro 😎
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I am surprised vtnz still have internet…
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Friday heeb update, the birb jail still intact and the heebs are heebing 🌸 🚫🐦‍⬛
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Heeb update; more heebs are coming 🥰 (Also the bird jail is working, the pot plant has not been dug up once this week 🙌)
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Arrived home, birds had dug up the heebs, tidied it all up and 30 mins later they dig it up again…. “This is war” 1/
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Hotel wifis fixed, chromecast installed, internets unrestricted 😇
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Checked into hotel and my router won’t boot… *grabs multimeter*…. Somehow I brought a plug pack with negative center, who even does that, how did I have this in my house 😤
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Ono, what will America do with tick tack banned until next week when trump can miraculously save it?! Maybe y’all should go buy some meme coin before it runs out 🙃
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17/01/2025
A company will spend millions of dollars to insert network IPS rather than implement default deny firewall and scoped IPsec that makes the endpoints entirely immune. You don't even need to patch them, because you cannot talk to them. But it's easier to spend millions than architect. That is the gap.
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The sky waka is here, and thus I must bid farewell to TacoNaki 🥲
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Shit… I think they’re onto me 👀
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Taco ̶T̶u̶e̶s̶day 🌮 🌮 🌮 🥝
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
We heard you like nondairy creamer… 🙃
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Those are some “intense” cookies 🍪😻
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Taconaki Tuesday (legit the best reason to visit New Plymouth) 🌮🌮🌮
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Praise be the lounge gods for today there are bacons 🥓 ✈️
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
At lest my outbound aircraft has arrived 🙂
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The chicken sausage seems sus as… (it’s like a sub par Mc nugget)
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Nice view up here ☺️⛰️
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Biiig lake is big ⛰️
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Oh hey there 🦙🦙
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Located the South Island “mega heebs” that we need to acquire for Catlandia 🐝🪻
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Moar bumble freimbs today 🐝
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It is unreasonable hot in this pencil case 🥵
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Baiii Catlandia & bumble freimbs 🥲
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tūī Birbs 🎄
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
Instead of the regular AirNZ lounge slop there was bacon 😳 What is this alternate reality 🙃
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
🍟🦝
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
The likeness is uncanny, bless the 4o 🙃
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
Hashing in the cloud lol, 36311.2 kH/s is not significantly faster than my RTX3080 at home though 🥲
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 23/04/2024
Scary Triangles xkcd.com/2923
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Ordered some “AI snake oil” stickers for the cyber team to remind them that most “AI” products they’re being marketed are in fact 🐍🛢️
AI “snake oil” sticker drawn by AI
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
So this was a fun evening security.paloaltonetworks.com/CVE-2024-3400 Palo Alto root RCE FTW 😵
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Xantra @xantra.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Oceanbomb peach flavor Soo good, also Goku, 😻
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 13/03/2024
new comic 🤖
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Big yawn 🥱
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 09/03/2024
chomp chomp
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
Man NZTA’s website is a dumpster fire of unstable garbage… Also it’s UI was designed by a committee focused on box ticking not the UX 😖
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Napping is important 😸
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Opened my mailbox today and Stickers!!! 🦜✉️🦝 @pepperraccoon.bsky.social
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Bless rush hour 🚘🚗
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Last day of Taconaki 🌮 🚘
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
I can confirm that Taco Tuesday was indeed good 😍🌮🌮🌮
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stinky.bsky.social @stinky.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Taco Tuesday 🌮 ❤️
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