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chloe the ex-convict

@stinkgasm.bsky.social
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22 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | out and proud felon | stinks | i really need to be on good behavior…

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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
nah but im still not sure why my dads heart surgeon was just eating pistachios the whole time?? didnt know u could do that HAHA but its cool idc u ditched the shells in his open chest and now if he move the wrong way he CRIES. super fun trying to game with dad shouting PISTACHIO PAIN PISTACHIO PAIN
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
totalitarianism
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
took me 2 hours and 39 minutes of watching the FD signifier vid about madea for me to remember i was wearing this shirt
some broad wearing a sick ass purple shirt that has a pic of madea on it
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
i just jerked it and busted a nut so nice it made me feel an intense love for all of gods creatures
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
i could really use a woke hitler right about now
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i’m actually so brain broken by capitalism. i just jerked off and my first thought after was “wow that is so much fun. i can’t believe i get to do that for free!”
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
BABE it’s ok i only lasted 6 seconds cuz i did it for the vine
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
what did i do for christmas? nothing. i’m an atheist
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
just did a poop so crazy they already greenlit an A24 movie about it
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
god is a tranny
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
not my ass thinking rubbing alcohol is a type of beer u apply topically LMAO ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
my ai hologram grandpa said the n word on the subway and now i'm getting my ass kicked
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
welp, it’s that time again. time for my yearly rewatch of seasons beatings
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
over easy eggs are one of the few foods you could inject an entire needle full of piss into the middle of and nobody would notice
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
wait kamala lost?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/10/2025
we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
idk i mean there are plenty of fucked up unappealing looking kids cartoons too. i don’t think it comes from insecurity about being perceived as a kids show, i think it’s just that the goofy surreal shows adult swim tends to make have goofy surreal art styles to match
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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
my life is like a movie except it’s a bad movie and it has a 52% on rotten tomatoes and the only reason anyone talks about it is because there’s one really sexually attractive anthropomorphic animal character
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
ok but real talk tho this mozzarella guy makes some real good music
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
thanks dude, you’re the goat!!
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
@frankcifaldi.bsky.social yo video game pope, i work at a little used game store that buys people’s stuff and today someone sold us this. you think this is something that should be dumped and preserved or is nothing? thank ya chum
a psp umd of what appears to be a preview disc for the game mortal kombat unchained
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
i worked too hard and it gave me a heart attack ack ack ack ack
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
BIG NEWS EVERYONE!! beef boy is coming to town!!! everyone get excited and get prepared for beef boy because he is coming to town!!!
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
yeah honestly sleeping in the dog bed wasn’t too bad. i think it was being forced to shit in the litter box that made things horrible
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
oh ok ur fine then
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
i wanna stick my dick in that snakes mouth and that’s all i took away from this post but i do wish i women would be interested in me so i didn’t have to resort to snakes but ill do snakes anyway because it seems pretty good also
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
oh yeah… i definitely didn’t… 🤥
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
my dad forced me to sleep in a dog bed till i was ten years old. after that i had to sleep outside
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
and now i got minions linin up around the block BEGGIN for my d
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
DON’T DO THAT GOD HATES ME
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
if you do clean comedy get the FUCK off my page. i want my comedians to smell like a fart had sex with a skunk and then died and rotted and then got pissed on by a dogs stinky dog penis. can i get a AMEN
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
SHUT UPPPP SHUT UP I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LIKE AND REPLY TO MY POSTS SHUT UPPPP
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
damn i’m back for 1 day and i’ve already driven someone off the website. i’m proud of myself
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
GOD if this website was actually good i would be able to block EVERYONE AND REPLACE YOU WITH AI CHATBOTS
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
this post is stinker approved
piece of shit giving a thumbs up
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
by reposting it you may as well have just said it yourself soooo
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
let that stink flag fly girlypop
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
thanks babe
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
ok well good luck with that. i haven’t showered since prison
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
oooh duh she’s not gonna EAT indian people like a cannibal LMAO!! she’s obviously talking about going to eat out her indian gf
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
you shouldn’t eat indian people.
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
today the vibe is walking around while listening to raindrops are falling on my head and pretending to be peter parker when he loses his powers in spider-man 2
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
this u dawg??
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
thanks i really take pride in myself
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
girl i can’t talk about that without my lawyer present 😂🤣
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
girl what??? i thought everyone loved adam levine!!
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
y’all are too nice omg
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
CUTEE reminds me of my old room before we burned it down for insurance money
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
but but but i’ve got the moves like jagger
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