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chloe the ex-convict

@stinkgasm.bsky.social
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22 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | out and proud felon | stinks | i really need to be on good behavior…

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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
nah but im still not sure why my dads heart surgeon was just eating pistachios the whole time?? didnt know u could do that HAHA but its cool idc u ditched the shells in his open chest and now if he move the wrong way he CRIES. super fun trying to game with dad shouting PISTACHIO PAIN PISTACHIO PAIN
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
totalitarianism
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
took me 2 hours and 39 minutes of watching the FD signifier vid about madea for me to remember i was wearing this shirt
some broad wearing a sick ass purple shirt that has a pic of madea on it
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
i just jerked it and busted a nut so nice it made me feel an intense love for all of gods creatures
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
i could really use a woke hitler right about now
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i’m actually so brain broken by capitalism. i just jerked off and my first thought after was “wow that is so much fun. i can’t believe i get to do that for free!”
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
BABE it’s ok i only lasted 6 seconds cuz i did it for the vine
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
what did i do for christmas? nothing. i’m an atheist
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
just did a poop so crazy they already greenlit an A24 movie about it
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
god is a tranny
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
not my ass thinking rubbing alcohol is a type of beer u apply topically LMAO ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
my ai hologram grandpa said the n word on the subway and now i'm getting my ass kicked
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
welp, it’s that time again. time for my yearly rewatch of seasons beatings
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
over easy eggs are one of the few foods you could inject an entire needle full of piss into the middle of and nobody would notice
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
wait kamala lost?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/10/2025
we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
my life is like a movie except it’s a bad movie and it has a 52% on rotten tomatoes and the only reason anyone talks about it is because there’s one really sexually attractive anthropomorphic animal character
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
ok but real talk tho this mozzarella guy makes some real good music
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
@frankcifaldi.bsky.social yo video game pope, i work at a little used game store that buys people’s stuff and today someone sold us this. you think this is something that should be dumped and preserved or is nothing? thank ya chum
a psp umd of what appears to be a preview disc for the game mortal kombat unchained
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
i worked too hard and it gave me a heart attack ack ack ack ack
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
BIG NEWS EVERYONE!! beef boy is coming to town!!! everyone get excited and get prepared for beef boy because he is coming to town!!!
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
if you do clean comedy get the FUCK off my page. i want my comedians to smell like a fart had sex with a skunk and then died and rotted and then got pissed on by a dogs stinky dog penis. can i get a AMEN
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
GOD if this website was actually good i would be able to block EVERYONE AND REPLACE YOU WITH AI CHATBOTS
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
today the vibe is walking around while listening to raindrops are falling on my head and pretending to be peter parker when he loses his powers in spider-man 2
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
my dad is outside my bedroom window shouting with a megaphone about how he’s gonna pluck every individual hair off of my head and body and private areas unless i tell him the solution to my riddles three 🙄
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
im really regretting not stealing some of my adult baby stepdads rare funko pops from his funko pop room when i was visiting them for thanksgiving.
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
the bart simpson shirt stays on during sex
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
me when i’m not wearing my bart simpson shirt: I HATE EARTH I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYONE I HATE ME I HATE CHILDREN
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
yo!! so i know i haven’t posted in awhile, so i thought id give a life update!! so i did manage to regrow about a third of my foreskin via my the dick skin tugger contraption i 3D printed at the library. I do intend to keep using it nightly to regrow the rest, even if it kills me.
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
walked in on my roommate douching his urethra. yep, this is my life
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
as someone limited by brittle bones disorder, google veo 3 has been absolutely life changing. I gave it a picture of me and said “generate me SLAYING at parkour”, and it did it! I sent the vid to nbc and guess who landed a spot on american ninja warrior? ME!! #brittlebonespride
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
calling all non gay non trans non autistic folks on the skitterverse!! if you’re from a marginalized group and have a vid of you saying one of my slurs, reach out and i’ll quickly give you the pass so that you can avoid cancellation!! just give me the pass for yours so i can also avoid cancellation
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
hey everyone! if a video of me saying various slurs surfaces, just know that every marginalized group has personally given me the pass 🤗
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
if you’re reading this, i hate you
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
soooo food and drink really is just real life health item huh 😂😂😂
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
my poopy smelled bad today
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i’m proud to announce that i have officially quit licensed music cold turkey. this gal is never getting sued by UMG. prepare for my spotify wrapped to be packed with the hardest rock and roll jams freemusicarchive.org has to offer
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
i’m enrolling in [REDACTED] university and i’m gonna major in rats
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
was constipated for a week and finally did a big shit today. yup, life’s good
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/04/2025
Okay so: good news and bad news. The good news is I’m *finally* about to sign for full-time work. The bad news is I am very overdrawn and it’ll be a while before I’m paid. If anyone feels like helping me get through this transition period, my CashApp is $sacc and my PayPal is @StellaSacco. Thank you
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
did someone put me on a starter pack or something? I’ve gained like 30 followers overnight despite not having posted in like a week. please help
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
i’m tired of pretending i’m not a chubby chaser. i will be silenced no longer
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
i actually used to be really good friends with diablo before he became problematic
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
“ai this” “ai that” a-i shit my only pants and i can’t afford laundry matt so im just rocking the poo scent for the past month or 7 but you won’t hear the news reporting stories about real americans like me
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
me when i wanna watch V but my stupid whore wife wants to watch H
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
i’m in my “being a terrible parent” era
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
oh no your honor, i didn’t fart. you see, my pants just smell that way!
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chloe the ex-convict @stinkgasm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
(tune of take me out to the ballgame) eat my ass in the hallway eat my ass till i spray i cum and i cry and i cum some more eating my ass at the grocery store
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