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Phony Clifton

@stilldavis.bsky.social
1.8K followers 2.8K following 8K posts

Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.

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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 9h
I feel like Ross Kemp would act like he is good but he wouldn't have the deft touch on the baize. Beckett has the air of a man who's spent a lot of time in snooker halls. Blunt probably had a lot of time in the army to hone his skills too.
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 9h
Lovely looking snooker table there that nobody ever uses. Who'd be the best cueperson out of this lot? I'm going Beckett. Asking all the important questions here. #CelebrityTraitors
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 10h
There's surely no way with health and safety and all that they've got them actually wading through and handling shite is there? #CelebrityTraitors
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 12h
I'm sick with the cold, have one for me Star!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 12h
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Nice!
Alt: Nice!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 12h
Not me! Jacko!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 12h
Honey I Shaft the kids
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Michael Jackson Ghosts
Alt: Michael Jackson Ghosts
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 13h
Legendary NFL player and coach Mike Ditka has just died. Here's the great man in action. youtu.be/zk9WqTeyAys?...
youtu.be
Mike Ditka Farts On Monday Night Coutndown
YouTube video by Brandon Hubschman
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 17h
Get it in your piss pipe lad!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah that open to new investors taking a minority stake in the club was always just a gateway statement for a full sale wasn't it? Seems clear this was just a temporary investment opportunity for them.
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Gene Haunt 👻🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 20h
Everton officially up for sale
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CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
Alt: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good this. It's like a supergroup of British internet sketch comedians. youtu.be/_9LL9pRBvGY?...
youtu.be
TAPPERS | BOYS FOR SALE
YouTube video by Hat Trick Comedy
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Zippy did it didn't he?
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this a new one? I saw her flange about 15 years ago on a phone handed to me mid-trip by a taxi driver! Feel like once is enough tbf
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who was that??
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean I was absolutely just talking about Record Breakers but...thanks!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus Christ! The poor bastard. How they didn't just jump into the sea is beyond me
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHAT?!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not saying this is a heavy cold but I've gone through more tissues in one day than 13 year old me did when I found my first bongo mag.
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not sure anyone has ever sneezed more than I have in the last 24 hours. Where's Roy Castle when you need him?
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haha Costco is far too tempting when you're hungry! Those hot dogs are class though and a tactical pre-shop one would take the edge right off. In that respect it's actually healthy to eat the hot dog 😅
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Get your hot dog in you!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just saw an article about it and it's not even all of them? 4/5 of Hear'Say but not the good one. Fair play to em all trying to make a few quid cos most of them have done sod all for years haven't they?
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Something something Pure and simple
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wouldn't have had you down as a fan but fair play!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the frig are Hear'Say gonna do on their shows? Their one hit over and over again?
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've come down with a pure bastard cold. I refused to go into the office with it yesterday (they were fine about it) and I would like to know where my Pride of Britain award is now please.
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was actually! Not sure why we haven't done it again
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In 2020 the missus and I spent a night making Christmas cookies to send out to people; she baked and I decorated. We ended up having some drinks and watching some shite Christmas films on TV and it was fun. Otherwise a mooch around the Christmas markets?
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sod off Ronaldo and stay sodded off
Headline in The Athletic: "Cristiano Ronaldo accuses Portugal coach of breaking his word in explosive 1,740-word statement" with a picture of the narcissistic turd underneath Image of the classic twitter reply: 
"I ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened"
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shameless
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's good coin in cuntery these days
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm so sorry for your loss
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Almost all of them are deliciously 'refreshed'. As a Brit I love it. Never change Philly!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's one way of describing a bloke's foot doing an Exorcist
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go on Georgie Kittle you surprisingly still fast bastard!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know what he means though? Like if someone had 40-50% of their goals from pens it is a little bit stats padding? But I don't think that's much of a thing when you look into it.
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Haha. Ask and you shall receive I suppose!
Bluesky notifications showing I have just been followed by "Julie"
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feeling a bit of a loser I'm not gonna lie, I haven't had a single Julie
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
49ers v Broncos in an absolute thrill fest tonight
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Alec Baldwin: This Is Boring
Alt: Alec Baldwin: This Is Boring
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I applaud you sir. There's basically nothing in it for me, Alexei had an astonishingly strong run of shows
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shockingly "Penaldo" only has 22 international penalty goals?! I would have said double that so what do I know?
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Defo yes in general but Kane's record really is something. Bobby Charlton (not a striker admittedly) got 49 in 106 games. But Kane has a ridiculous 89 goals in 124 games. Ronaldo has played a stupid amount of games. His 146 goals took him 234 games. I didn't even think that was possible!
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd like to become a very bad driver, anyone wanna give me a crash course?
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apparently we can't have anything nice in 2026
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got beat up once by Dennis DeYoung and Mick Jagger. Turns out Styx and Stones really 𝘤𝘢𝘯 break your bones.
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some belters in there mate
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly it's gloriously awful. It's an absolute masterpiece in self-delusion, up there with The Room. I loved it!
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like if someone was actively trying to sabotage a sport it wouldn't look hugely different to what the people who run rugby league in this country have done over the last 20 years
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rugby League really doesn't help itself does it? Imagine making your world cup visible to the smallest possible number of people!
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