Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 9hI feel like Ross Kemp would act like he is good but he wouldn't have the deft touch on the baize. Beckett has the air of a man who's spent a lot of time in snooker halls. Blunt probably had a lot of time in the army to hone his skills too. 010
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 9hLovely looking snooker table there that nobody ever uses. Who'd be the best cueperson out of this lot? I'm going Beckett. Asking all the important questions here. #CelebrityTraitors 110
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 10hThere's surely no way with health and safety and all that they've got them actually wading through and handling shite is there? #CelebrityTraitors 000
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 12hHoney I Shaft the kidsstatic.klipy.comMichael Jackson GhostsAlt: Michael Jackson Ghosts 260
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 13hLegendary NFL player and coach Mike Ditka has just died. Here's the great man in action. youtu.be/zk9WqTeyAys?...youtu.beMike Ditka Farts On Monday Night CoutndownYouTube video by Brandon Hubschman 000
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 19hYeah that open to new investors taking a minority stake in the club was always just a gateway statement for a full sale wasn't it? Seems clear this was just a temporary investment opportunity for them. 120
Reposted by Phony CliftonGene Haunt 👻🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 20hEverton officially up for salestatic.klipy.comCJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go AgainAlt: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again 021
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Good this. It's like a supergroup of British internet sketch comedians. youtu.be/_9LL9pRBvGY?...youtu.beTAPPERS | BOYS FOR SALEYouTube video by Hat Trick Comedy 010
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is this a new one? I saw her flange about 15 years ago on a phone handed to me mid-trip by a taxi driver! Feel like once is enough tbf 100
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean I was absolutely just talking about Record Breakers but...thanks! 010
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Jesus Christ! The poor bastard. How they didn't just jump into the sea is beyond me 010
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm not saying this is a heavy cold but I've gone through more tissues in one day than 13 year old me did when I found my first bongo mag. 020
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm not sure anyone has ever sneezed more than I have in the last 24 hours. Where's Roy Castle when you need him? 730
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Haha Costco is far too tempting when you're hungry! Those hot dogs are class though and a tactical pre-shop one would take the edge right off. In that respect it's actually healthy to eat the hot dog 😅 010
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I just saw an article about it and it's not even all of them? 4/5 of Hear'Say but not the good one. Fair play to em all trying to make a few quid cos most of them have done sod all for years haven't they? 110
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wouldn't have had you down as a fan but fair play! 110
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What the frig are Hear'Say gonna do on their shows? Their one hit over and over again? 340
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've come down with a pure bastard cold. I refused to go into the office with it yesterday (they were fine about it) and I would like to know where my Pride of Britain award is now please. 030
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It was actually! Not sure why we haven't done it again 110
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In 2020 the missus and I spent a night making Christmas cookies to send out to people; she baked and I decorated. We ended up having some drinks and watching some shite Christmas films on TV and it was fun. Otherwise a mooch around the Christmas markets? 110
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Almost all of them are deliciously 'refreshed'. As a Brit I love it. Never change Philly! 010
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That's one way of describing a bloke's foot doing an Exorcist 000
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Go on Georgie Kittle you surprisingly still fast bastard! 000
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You know what he means though? Like if someone had 40-50% of their goals from pens it is a little bit stats padding? But I don't think that's much of a thing when you look into it. 110
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Feeling a bit of a loser I'm not gonna lie, I haven't had a single Julie 010
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/202649ers v Broncos in an absolute thrill fest tonightstatic.klipy.comAlec Baldwin: This Is BoringAlt: Alec Baldwin: This Is Boring 000
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I applaud you sir. There's basically nothing in it for me, Alexei had an astonishingly strong run of shows 000
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shockingly "Penaldo" only has 22 international penalty goals?! I would have said double that so what do I know? 030
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Defo yes in general but Kane's record really is something. Bobby Charlton (not a striker admittedly) got 49 in 106 games. But Kane has a ridiculous 89 goals in 124 games. Ronaldo has played a stupid amount of games. His 146 goals took him 234 games. I didn't even think that was possible! 110
Reposted by Phony CliftonCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd like to become a very bad driver, anyone wanna give me a crash course? 02310
Reposted by Phony CliftonJ¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I got beat up once by Dennis DeYoung and Mick Jagger. Turns out Styx and Stones really 𝘤𝘢𝘯 break your bones. 5259
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Honestly it's gloriously awful. It's an absolute masterpiece in self-delusion, up there with The Room. I loved it! 020
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I feel like if someone was actively trying to sabotage a sport it wouldn't look hugely different to what the people who run rugby league in this country have done over the last 20 years 130
Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Rugby League really doesn't help itself does it? Imagine making your world cup visible to the smallest possible number of people! 140