Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 02/10/2026Stuff like the Empire State Building or Jose Altuve as a unit of measurement was fun, but now we're getting weird 000
Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026Michael King said that pitching that night was an "out of body experience" 030
Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 10/09/2026You mean like the way you quit being a chef? Why would I take your sorry ass seriously? 050
Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 03/09/2026Seriously though, I saw a guy put a bike on his head and walk around 030
Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 01/09/2026At the end of the opening credits, Tony looks like he's also been listening to the song. 140
Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 01/09/2026I bought a dahlia tuber at Grocery Outlet partially because the concept amused me, partially because the box looks like it’s for something like store brand tampons 110
