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Jair Bolsonargasm

@stevo5567.bsky.social
1.1K followers 482 following 8.6K posts

Incredibly mean to all the right people, and occasionally clever. I’m a fucking delight. Follow me.

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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This should be amusing. As i recall, a significant number of the original white South African "refugee" cohort hated it here and went back.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is going to be so much fun filling Zuck's Hawaiian bunk air vents with concrete, when the wheels come off this whole mess
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who really needs this spelled out in 2026?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hell, I'm not fully convinced normal Squidward would go full supremacist.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Handsome Squidward was a Nazi..
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney Princess... Wrong answers only...
Bayonetta
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But I always took the time to listen to every new release. I'd been following Chad's health issues and knew the prognosis was not good, but it rocked seeing him still able to get on stage. Either way, parasocial relationships being what they are, this one hurts a bit. 3/3
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They were my favorite band for most of my teens and early twenties. Hell, teenage me exchanged emails with them when they included addresses in the From The Screen to Your Stereo insert. I fell off as time went by and the lineup changed. 2/x
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The first live show I ever went to was the Blink 182 TOYPAJ tour. Noblesville IN, 7/6/01. I was 14. Supporting that night were Jimmy Eat World and New Found Glory. I can't overstate how exceptional their energy was or just how hard I fell for them and easycore as a genre. 1/x
Recent picture of current members of New Found Glory. Chad Gilbert is in a mobility scooter.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Liberals and faux-cialists will paint this asb"leftist infighting" when its really just having principles and a spine.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She blinked 3 times. Prelude to the dead-eyed harbarist stare.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Democratic midterm and Presidential platform just dropped.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Wolfenstein reboots were great for this, too.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I said I SHIDD MYSELF"
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Walked into a patient room just in time to hear a transphobic joke on Big Bang Theory. So that was...something.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What an uncanny looking man.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Millions if not billions of dollars, and their own personal comfort keep legions of liberals safely backing everything the Democrats do. It fucking sucks.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Exposure should have been allowed to do its clearly necessary work. Put them back on the mountain.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These rip
Zone Peach Iced Tea nicotine pouches
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah. Same.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't know, man. Topping Kerry while scuttling a yacht was a pretty rad sequence.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Beantown gave him the flick
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And liberals wonder why everyone hates them..
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Drown in liquefied shit? Now there's an option.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I feel that would be far too elaborate and stylish an end.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They can't be normal about anything for even a moment..
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Miraculous stuff!
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rounding on patients wearing a Warhammer t-shirt. How is everyone else's night going?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We all know one
Lid of a Cascade dishwasher pod bin. It reads "20% MORE LOADS" In bright yellow letters.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A srrongly worded letter with 'pointed questions..
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My Chemical Romance are still hard-core on some theater kid shit, but holy hell these folks can rip!
Actors on stage at the MCR showGerard Way cradling a ventriloquist dummy.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I so wanted to bring the fart kitten home with me 😭
A young raccoon by a street curb eating from a take out container it found somewhere.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Only on Bsky could my heartfelt post about video games bringing back memories of a deceased friend be reacted to by SeymourButtz and I don't bat an eye. Wonderous thing we have here.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cyclists and veganism: two topics always guaranteed to bring out the most mystifying takes.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Laughing out loud in a dead silent charting room.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Defunct Bay Area twinkle-core band Tommy Boys could be a sound fallback position
music.youtube.com
Estate Sale
YouTube video by Tommy Boys - Topic
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Parachute Jar Jar into King of Queens or Everybody Loves Raymond abd functionally, nothing changes. You just have a slightly more charismatic and photogenic bumbling oaf at the wheel.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I really wish these assholes would just get on with it and go die sucking void.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The decision to let Milkweed grow wild in the side yard seems to have been successful. I found a Monarch caterpillar sleeping under one of the leaves ☺️
A Monarch butterfly caterpillar sleeping under the leaf of a Milkweed plant.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I want one..
Tp 82. The Soviet, the Russian "space gun".
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We also fucked with Tenchu: Stealth Assassins extremely hard.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As an aside, I have never played a Kirby game, but I still have a soft spot for that little fucker, because Curt loved them. Might be in the running for my next tattoo, honestly. 7/fine
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
But revisitng this game, janky controls and all, has taken me back and brought me closer to the memory of the person I knew and loved. We never talked about later entries, but I'm going to make it a goal to go through the entire series in his memory. 6/x?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Curt would have loved Super Hot, and Hollow Knight. The Doom reboots, Disco Elysium, RE remakes (we played the shit out of OG 1 and 2), any number of others I can't even think if. I'm not religious. I don't believe in an afterlife. 5/x?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We spent a decent amount of our early-mid 20s drinking Goldschläger and playing Rock Band until we couldn't play anymore, then watching South Park until we passed out. But I also think about the games he missed out on. 4/x?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It has probably been 26 years since I played this game last but it brought back some good memories, and has reinflammed some decade-old heartbreak. It takes me back to a more carefree time when we were just a couple 11-12 year old kids staying up late and fucking around on some video games. 3/x?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have a lot of fond memories of it. As much as we also played Stone Protectors, MK2, Killer Instinct, and Primal Rage on the SNES and Area 51, Doom, War Gods, and Duke Nukem on PC; MGS always stood out. 2/x?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don't talk about it a lot, but my best friend died of a fully preventable heroin overdose in 2016. I recently picked up a used copy of the MGS Master Collection. MGS1 is one of the first games we sat down and played together. I still have the physical copy to this day. 1/x?
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