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Jair Bolsonargasm

@stevo5567.bsky.social
1.1K followers 482 following 8.6K posts

Incredibly mean to all the right people, and occasionally clever. I’m a fucking delight. Follow me.

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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who really needs this spelled out in 2026?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney Princess... Wrong answers only...
Bayonetta
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The first live show I ever went to was the Blink 182 TOYPAJ tour. Noblesville IN, 7/6/01. I was 14. Supporting that night were Jimmy Eat World and New Found Glory. I can't overstate how exceptional their energy was or just how hard I fell for them and easycore as a genre. 1/x
Recent picture of current members of New Found Glory. Chad Gilbert is in a mobility scooter.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Democratic midterm and Presidential platform just dropped.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Walked into a patient room just in time to hear a transphobic joke on Big Bang Theory. So that was...something.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These rip
Zone Peach Iced Tea nicotine pouches
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rounding on patients wearing a Warhammer t-shirt. How is everyone else's night going?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We all know one
Lid of a Cascade dishwasher pod bin. It reads "20% MORE LOADS" In bright yellow letters.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My Chemical Romance are still hard-core on some theater kid shit, but holy hell these folks can rip!
Actors on stage at the MCR showGerard Way cradling a ventriloquist dummy.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I so wanted to bring the fart kitten home with me 😭
A young raccoon by a street curb eating from a take out container it found somewhere.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Only on Bsky could my heartfelt post about video games bringing back memories of a deceased friend be reacted to by SeymourButtz and I don't bat an eye. Wonderous thing we have here.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The decision to let Milkweed grow wild in the side yard seems to have been successful. I found a Monarch caterpillar sleeping under one of the leaves ☺️
A Monarch butterfly caterpillar sleeping under the leaf of a Milkweed plant.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I want one..
Tp 82. The Soviet, the Russian "space gun".
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don't talk about it a lot, but my best friend died of a fully preventable heroin overdose in 2016. I recently picked up a used copy of the MGS Master Collection. MGS1 is one of the first games we sat down and played together. I still have the physical copy to this day. 1/x?
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
How was everyone's Saturday? Pregaming then crashing the regional Jehovah's Witness Convention? Solid choice.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Watching 'Bodies Bodies Bodies' and 'It's Whats Inside', it really just seems like Zoomer friend groups center around harbored resentments and secretly hating each other.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The world is so exhausting, I honestly haven't had much to say lately. I'll be trying to get the skeets flowing again.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
In 2026 stacking these in the charting room felt like a vulgar display of wealth.
Cans of Zone nicotine pouches. Jalapeño Lime, and Dragonfruit. My personal favorites.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fucking nope
The monster from the film The Ritual.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LMFAO
AI User: I'm an artist.
Me: *turns off wifi* Prove it.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Repeat post, but I still spend so much of my time so angry
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Twink death is real
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The world is ugly, but fucking hell do i aim to get uglier.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
These dumb assholes are going yo get us all killed.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I consider everything AI does to be a crime, honestly.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Minnesota knows whats up.
Gas station drinks fridge with a rack stuck to the inside of the door. The rack holds various chilled Reese's candy products.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Mayflower passengers through paternal grandmother. Those people have been here for fucking ever. Maternal great grand parents were Lithuanian jews who left imperial Russia in 1912.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I have some things to say about 12, 24, 36, and 48 hour rotations in healthcare. Its great for continuity of care but not much else. I don't exist as a human when I'm in a stretch.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Can't believe I have to say this but as an official pushing-40, show veteran, old person: if you take your younger kids to a live show, BRING THEM HEARING PROTECTION. I'm happy I have earplugs for your very overwhelmed child but holy fuck. To say nothing of hearing damage. Just...fuck.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Remember this shit every time a libertarian opens their mouth.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Incidentally, this perfectly applies to the modal American.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I was just visiting, but...I may have to become a permanent Minneapolis resident.
Korean restaraunt menu in Minneapolis. The option shown is "unlimited beer". The price is $10.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If the Haley Stevens campaign had a shred of self-awareness they would never show footage of her speaking.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hate liberals so much...
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Following grievous injury, the Adeptus Republicus have placed Mitch McConnell in the Shitten Throne, allowing him to serve in the Senate for eternity. Lindsey Graham was the first sacrifice to sustain his life.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sometimes life gives you a Lindsey Graham, but takes a Sam Neill..
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
rip sam neill, event horizon still scares the shit out of me
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is the opposite of heresy.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The UFC is going to ride this asshole until his body disintegrates, or he snaps and family annihilates.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A life devoted to malevolence. Nut within a week nobody will even think about you. And in a month youll be all but forgotten. Even 6 months from now there will be niche weirdos still talking about Charlie Kirk. That's probably the ultimate indignity. I wish hell was real, Lindsey. I really do.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To think. No sexworker will ever be forced to see that Very Specific Mole ever again.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don't have a World Cup take.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I want this to be a lie... I bought this album the day it dropped.
Derek, Matt, and Dan from Alkaline Trio. Caption reads "18 yesrs ago Alkaline trio release Agony and Irony"
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Always and forever. Hit post skeet skeet skeet skeets motherfucker.
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Evergreen
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Establishment Dems presenting their policy changes in response to DSA wins.
Frame of the infamous Nathan For You meme "I hope youre hungry for NOTHING"
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Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lavender oil is just poppers for white women.
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