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Stevie they/them

@stevieherb.bsky.social
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Come for the pup pictures, stay for the casual nihilistic memes. YEG

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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Type 1 diabetics drop your numbers!!
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
My life is pretty good
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
GRAY IS HERE TO SAY please adopt me
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Is it just me, or is it a BlueSky glitch that my notifications don’t clear once I’ve checked them?
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Realizing most of my Christmas decorations were associated with my ex, so I have very few left now.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Something is wrong. I’m not motivated by my plants anymore. 😭
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Massages are nice and good
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Haven’t made soup lately ): What’s your favourite soup recipe?!
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Motivation today: non existent
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 23/10/2023
"How does Wikipedia cost so much to run when it can fit on a phone?" has big Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good energy.
Pictured: A Center for Ants.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Hey siri, what should I write in this birthday card
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Totally a silly problem, but I hate when I’m tryina nap and someone turns on a power tool/lawn mower/motorcycle near my window 😫
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
I was visiting the my nieces today and Stella told me to set a timer on my phone then leave when it goes off. 😭😮‍💨 just savage.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
this must be what they mean when they talk about the “woke mob”
Headline: mafia opens door to gay people after mob boss finds out his son is a drag queen
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Secret time: I can’t tell one Hemsworth from another.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Just some cuteness for your skies!!
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Best part of not smoking? Folks can’t say “smell ya later!” To me unless I had a bean burrito for lunch.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
3.5 days free from cigarettes!!! Now accepting gold stars :)
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Babes, I went to bed and slept like a baby for 2 hours. Now I’m wide awake. This is so rude.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
My boo is watching a lot of Marvel movies lately and I’ll pop in half way through one and ask a question and he’s like… how much time do you have? (Answer: none)
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
I’m a nose picker
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Lauren: chose goodness Me: chose violence (refuses to group text with an android)
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
@schadenfjola.bsky.social welcome to the Good Place!
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
I’m too cute to have to work this hard 😤
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/10/2023
give us a four day workweek
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
My Uber driver is taking THE most bonkers route to avoid construction and honestly? Nice little sight seeing trip!!
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
I’d like to listen to the Violet Femmes fast and loud today
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
G’day, blue skies!
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
You’re in their dms, I’m making soup to warm their belly
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Work is blowing up. I’ll probably put in 60+ hours next week. But you know what? I thrive on this.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Wishing I had charged my phone last night 🤠
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band name but a confusing sound
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Texting my partner’s family that I am half done Christmas shopping for him (humble brag) so we don’t all get him the same thing (I win)
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Sometimes you just need cookies dunked in milk
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Just had the weirdest phone exchange “Calling from Dr Menon’s office” - this name is familiar, does a quick google. He operated on my foot 14 years ago. “Yeah we have a referral here for a consult with him” Me: “who referred me?” Her: “Dr Alatrash” - he hasn’t been my doctor for years
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
I hereby nominate Tyler Childers to headline Edmonton Folk Fest Friday night 2024
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
I don’t think I’ll totally avoid the NHL, but you won’t catch me actively watching games this year. I just… don’t see the benefit of supporting something that doesn’t support my peers.
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Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure @colmancreative.ca · 09/10/2023
Freddie's Fall Sale: out with the old in with the new... we have the following eight canvases on for 25% off! We need to make some room in storage for all the new projects we're working on. :) Let us know if something catches your eye!
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
It’s been a good couple days in this site for my trans friends and I’m just giddy with glee.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Today I am painting furniture. What are you doing?
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
My undies are inside out and I cannot be bothered to change it
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Hey google; how do I get out of working ever again?
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
I already ate today and I’m hungry. This is cruel living.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
This week hasn’t been very ‘live fast die hard’, but mostly ‘live hard die fast’.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Mushrooms are a real whizzbang, eh?
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Attempting to maintain a civilized relationship with my husband while we navigate the waters of divorce is difficult and I want to s c r e a m
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Redoing my office because I found a free piece of furniture I wanted to incorporate. Total cost so far? $285. Oops.
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
This morning Spotify notified me that I sometimes listen to “golf” on Tuesdays. What does this mean 😅
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Stevie they/them @stevieherb.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
This is such a wholesome place, so I keep my trash talking to the Bad Place.
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