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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 23h

We should just convert all coins to notes. Imagine how loaded you'd feel with just £2.37 in your wallet.

Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

This is Fatso (big fluffy Tom on the shelf) and Precious (t'other one). They are silently judging all of us. Mostly silent, that is until they want food, or to be let in, or attention and so on.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sent in, just before his untimely death, by a Mr F West of Cromwell St. Gloucester

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh bugger. Now both pairs of jeans are in the wash and the only pants I've got clean are the really raggedy ones with no elastic and holes in the crotch. Thank you very much.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm a rock and roll man, in a crappy little van And I'm dead excited, me. Got our first real gig at the Porcupine and pig Gotta be in Inverness by three. Lards at the wheel, had a happy eater meal ROCK AND ROLL

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Actually this view is quite old and was very prevalent in 18th century France. Even the Royalty were on board and urged the populace to give up on bread and eat cake instead.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Er no, it was my Grandad that was the Nazi. My Grandma was never a party member and only took a job as a guard to pay the bills.and.only ever followed orders

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What if I dress in a particularly sexy way. Like hot pants and a boob tune. Will she find me sexy then

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

RAF legend has it that the Royal Flight engineers had one of Princess Anne's turds preserved in a glass jar and displayed in the squadron bar.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We should do this and invest in large high speed rail hubs in every urban centre. We could then simultaneously get around the problem of nimbies not wanting trains to go past their house and getting truly high speed trains by making them smaller and giving wings and jet engines.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bloody good isn't. It's some of my family's proudest achievements. They always went just a little bit further to ensure quality. Like they always used Waitrose cucumbers and proper British army gas masks. No cheap crap for Nonny and Pops Pops.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How dare you make such disgusting assertions about my Grandparents. I'll have you know there was absolutely nothing amateur about their porn. It was some of the best produced GILF porn this side of the Soviet Union.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The next anon opinion will be how we never really talk about the Polish and Czech pilots during the battle of Britain or about how the Hurricane shot down more planes than the Spitfire. Never ever mentioned, not once.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yeh this is hardly mentioned. I mean you would have to look it up in a book about WWI and its causes, or a book about the Victorian era or the early 20th century European history or watch any documentary about those subjects. It's hardly ever bought up on the news or on Big Brother. Mad.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He does seem to be a decent fella. He has kids, with loads of toys in the garden and in the summer they put bottles of water outside the house for people to take. It's a small, local business as well so would feel like a prick dobbing him in. The vans do piss me off though.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I was never really sure if it was asserting that the pope enjoys smoking marijuana or if the white smoke they release when a new pope is chosen was rather good. There is no punctuation on the t-shirt so I have to assume he's a massive pot head. If so then fair play to him.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Are you saying that my "I like the pope, the pope smokes dope" t-shirt isn't the most hilarious thing you've ever read. I find that rather difficult to believe to be honest.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There's a guy at the top of our street that runs a gardening business. He has 2 transits full of garden waste and crap. No way they're taxed or MOT'd. They block the view of the road when trying to cross. I would report him but I don't want to be a dick.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Brit here. There has never been a point where anyone outside the US has thought anything other than "But this guy's as thick as pig shit". We are all just wondering why a substantial amount of you guys couldn't see it. No shade but just listen to him, absolutely dumb as rocks.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That's mad. My wife makes me go round to my brother in law as she says he doesn't have many friends because he's a bit of a misanthrope. I always complain as he just moans constantly when I'm there. He also makes the shittest, overly milky luke warm tea ever.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'd go for napalm but only in the morning. It reminds me of the time I was an overly enthusiastic US airborne cavalry lieutenant serving in Vietnam in the late 60s. Ah great, nightmare filled days.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

They should have to wear extra long ties and work on unguarded lathes so they can experience industrial accidents first hand. That way there would be far fewer claims of "health and safety gone mad" in later life.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Absolutely, what self respecting manager would let a little thing like reasonable mitigating circumstances stop you from bollocking a subordinate and getting a hard on over it.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What if I need to bring my cocaine to my pent house suite at the Ritz as quickly as possible. With the state of the London traffic I just don't think my Lamborghini would cut it.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Fair enough: They're blatant pandering to American corporate capitalism They often offer no discernable benefit to safety They ruin the games momentum It's another unwanted Americanism I have more but I'm running out of characters.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They sit around waiting for Margareta time when we want them to get down, down, deeper and down to solving the world's problems

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'm not at all ashamed of this opinion. The cheaper the frozen pizza the nicer it is. Fancy M&S or finest range frozen pizza is always a disappointment. The cheapo cheese and tomato, five for a quid pizza are absolutely lovely and I'll stand by that.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

FFS. I don't know how many more times I can apologise. I tried and obviously failed but at least give me some credit for giving it a go. And constantly putting on social media is frankly bullying.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You could have omitted every word between the first four and the last four.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yes brother at last some one is saying it. Fuck Anonymous, Wash and go are the real disrupters, rebels and anarchists. Viva la Vidal Sassoon.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

As it was a bank holiday here on Monday I wasn't at work. I woke up this morning thinking it was Wednesday and was pleasantly surprised. That's probably why I'm here and not screaming into a pit of despair, thus proving your point.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I absolutely love drinking at work but I have to be careful. I will say, on nights I have fallen asleep a couple of times. Luckily the screaming of my passengers usually wakes me up.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm seeing a lot of other names suggested in this thread as being "overused" and I can't help but notice that they are all really good actors. Are we actually suggesting that TV would be better if the cast of Hollyoaks got more roles.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Does that really work as a cock wash. Errr...asking for a friend

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Actually I think they should go in absolutely the opposite direction. Imagine how much more fun it would be if while cycling they got marks for their superhero costume and how many magic mushrooms they've had.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Oh god 100% this. One year a rich maiden aunt gave me a cheque for £4000. I threw back in her face and screamed "you could have got me a plastic reindeer that shits jelly sweets you thoughtless cow". We've never been bothered by her again.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The door opening chimes on the West Midlands class 172s is the opening to Fun Boy Three's The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is an image of the ancient Northumbrian fertility deity, Wyhiman. Known chiefly for his bare chested appearance. He forswore all clothing covering his torso, seeing it as an affront to his masculinity. A special brown ale was often drunk as a votive offering to him.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Goals should only count if there is an Y in the month or it's more than 5 weeks away from a full moon. Everything else should be referred to VAR and they have to make their decision within 48 hours.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If Disney have anything to do with it Toy Story will end after 1000 more increasingly shit films with Buzz buried in a landfill site and Woody, long ago rotted away to nothing.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Apparently this is our best chance to witness an event like this for 50 years. I can only assume it's the episode where green grass buys a share in a racehorse only to find out it's an old nag.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

What we don't need are bus routes that take a drunkenly meandering route to the city centre so it takes 3 times longer than it should. X20 Bromsgrove to Birmingham city centre I'm looking at you.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I think Whigfield would like a word

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Conversely, you could just read the instruction manual.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Equally, we should embrace the entry of the USA in to the world's sport. Just think of how good it would be to hear American punditry explaining how the offence should get higher up the field and how the number 5 is playing as a quarterback. It will be ace.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The hoops you have to jump through to adopt a pet are ridiculous though. My aunt tried to adopt a large litter of Dalmatian puppies but was thwarted just because of her penchant for black spotted white fur coats. It's wokeness gone barmy if you ask me.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I think this is an excellent idea. Passport officials and border control agents from around the world will have a great time and have probably already ordered massive supplies of latex gloves.

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

From the studio that brought you Saving Private Ryan. From the director of Goodfellows and Casino. This fall prepare for the dental epic critics are calling magnificent Pam Ayres' I wish I'd looked after my teeth

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Step Hen Clacklidge @steviec51.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Or that you find it enjoyable when your schemes and machinations come to fruition.

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