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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Assuming he finishes that DJ set in time

Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe you could be a hereditary pier instead? So for generations to come, your descendants have to stand in the sea, just off the shore of various seaside resorts, being crapped on by seagulls. What a splendid future episode of Who Do You Think You Are that will be.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And sometimes hopeful in a group. That’s the worst part.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Carragher being hired did it. Before then, Neville was offering real grown up opinions and real insight on MNF. After Carragher joined it was all ‘bantz’ and manufactured controversy.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is it worth trying? You want piss him off??

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I enjoyed listening to former PL manager and former England coach, Stuart Pearce explaining on TalkSport that what both sides needed to do was ‘Knock it in behind and see what happens’. So glad we have Unai 😂 #UTV

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It’s definitely weird but my wife puts left sock on then left shoe on, then right sock & shoe. Ain’t none of ‘em normal 🤷‍♂️

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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Please don’t break him 😳

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Also for instructing me to ‘Let’s not talk about thing’ without which I would have sworn they proceeded to talk about thing.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I greatly admire the attention to detail of football co comms and pundits and their commitment to refer very specifically to ‘the *football* club’. Without this we could assume they mean ‘cricket’, ‘book’ or even ‘working men’s’ and football discourse would descend into chaos.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And will stay in your brain. Branding is sneaky…

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sad news about Ludek Miklosko. Fine keeper who seldom gave us anything at all other than pain and annoyance when we played West Ham. #utv

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Same here. Updated my profile accordingly

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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

FREE PALESTINE! I guess I won't be going on tour with #EdSheeran either, now. 🫤

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I imagine it explains a lot for Diane Abbott too

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Christ, you want to try cricket!

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Too soon to mention Ivo Stas? 😳 #utv

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Meatballs and beer at the top of the tower were good and affordable (when I did it!) and great views.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Give us chance now! You’d have been a right pain in the arse on day 2 of the building Rome job! #utv

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

He’s going to be our midfield Christmas present 😂 #utv

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nice try but THIS is ‘a time’ 😂

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As a Nottingham-based Villa fan, I have a similar response to seeing a reference to the forest that Robin Hood used to hang out in 😂

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Probably just an instinctive reaction to being reminded of the unhappy 20 mins or so when you had the Swiss chap in charge 😉

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

You’re good! Nothing embarrassing! Supporting the Villa has always been an adventure! #utv!

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Come on! This is more like how we do business! #utv

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Clearly key to it. Good effort! #utv

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Chance of a lifetime to play alongside Jordan Henderson plus Tue & Wed off every week. Can’t blame him. #utv

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The personification of everything that’s good.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That really is a bloody shame.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think this has the potential to be a really good deal for both Forest and Delap.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It does, in theory, seem like progression. We just need his cow’s arse/banjo strike rate to be a little better than it seemed to be at Chelsea. I can see why they’re happy now they have Rogers to blast chances over the bar instead.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

And an absolutely perfect ball from Osula too.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

On checking, his fifth was 4 mins into the second half. So definitely this.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Saw Tony Woodcock score 5 against us for Arsenal in the first half in 1983. This may still be worse. #utv

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Get well soon and take it easy.

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Crikey! Did you think I wear those socks just because I like the pattern? 😳

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Steve @stevesomewhere.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Seems fair, but have it laundered and ironed and back for Mon 31st

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