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Steven Tender

@steventender.com
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tend·er (tĕn′dər) noun: One who tends something • Love is love • Science is real • No human being is illegal • LGBTQ+ Ally • Jewish ✡️ • /ˈstiːvən/ • steventender.com

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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 02/10/2026
Anyways.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 02/10/2026
@wamu.org Hey your live stream is not working. Just an FYI...thanks!
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 01/10/2026
Good.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 01/10/2026
On brand the supreme court is. Smh
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 30/09/2026
Yo Terps!
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 30/09/2026
Looks like he is attempting to walk Escher stairs.
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M.C. Escher's Impossible Staircase Animation
ALT: M.C. Escher's Impossible Staircase Animation
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 30/09/2026
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Airplane! Pilot Adjusts Sunglasses
ALT: Airplane! Pilot Adjusts Sunglasses
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 29/09/2026
Hang this in The Louvre.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 29/09/2026
Got both the FLU and COVID vaccines yesterday because I believe in science and not some MAHA quack that thinks chemtrails are a deep state conspiracy, they are just contrails you idiots.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 29/09/2026
Oh hell no.
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Hell No Oh Hell No
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 29/09/2026
It's good to be the King.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 27/09/2026
JFC this crap just aired while watching the Commanders Seahawks game and I threw up in my mouth a little bit
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 21/09/2026
Good.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 21/09/2026
I hope fellow members of my tribe have a meaningful fast.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 21/09/2026
In the words of Tom Brady, oh shit!
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 17/09/2026
TENDER!
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 17/09/2026
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Charlie Day Conspiracy: Pepe Silvia
ALT: Charlie Day Conspiracy: Pepe Silvia
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 17/09/2026
Good.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 17/09/2026
The problem is nobody in the Trump administration can write.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 17/09/2026
Good.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 16/09/2026
Why investigate? This seems like a good start.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 16/09/2026
Geezus did @nytpitchbot.bsky.social write this?
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 16/09/2026
who cares? J. K. Rowling is a bigot.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 14/09/2026
Note to any company that thinks this is a free pass, remember that Trump is not going to be president forever and the people will not forget what you decide to do now.
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 14/09/2026
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Ba Dum Tsss Drummer
ALT: Ba Dum Tsss Drummer
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 11/09/2026
Shana Tova! Happy 5787! Knowing me I'll keep writing 5786 on my checks for a while. #RoshHashanah
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 11/09/2026
I remember walking into work as the first plane hit the towers. I left to go home and was able to see smoke rising from The Pentagon in the distance.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 11/09/2026
They will have to live with themselves forever.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 11/09/2026
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Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
ALT: Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 10/09/2026
JFC with these people.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 10/09/2026
No notes.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 09/09/2026
This is accurate. Very accurate.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 07/09/2026
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Kevin Bacon: Remain Calm in Animal House
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 03/09/2026
Soon.
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North Korean News Anchor Delivers Propaganda
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 02/09/2026
🎯
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 01/09/2026
JFC with these people
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 01/09/2026
PERFECT!
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 31/08/2026
I prefer this one.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 30/08/2026
Remember this for the future. The tech CEOs will not save anybody but themselves. SMH
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 30/08/2026
JFC with these people
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 29/08/2026
I live 15 miles from The White House and took a bike ride into DC and it is awful.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 28/08/2026
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 28/08/2026
Are we really doing this again? SMH.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 28/08/2026
JFC with these people. The call is coming from inside the White House. smh.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 28/08/2026
Hang this in The Louvre.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 28/08/2026
OMG, @mapquest.com from the top rope.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 28/08/2026
Hey @capitalweather.com, the sky is angry. Coming down hard on Potomac.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 27/08/2026
JFC with these people
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 27/08/2026
I agree. Being respectful matters.
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