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Steven Tender

@steventender.com
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tend·er (tĕn′dər) noun: One who tends something • Love is love • Science is real • No human being is illegal • LGBTQ+ Ally • Jewish ✡️ • /ˈstiːvən/ • steventender.com

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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 02/10/2026
@wamu.org Hey your live stream is not working. Just an FYI...thanks!
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 01/10/2026
On brand the supreme court is. Smh
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 30/09/2026
Yo Terps!
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 30/09/2026
Looks like he is attempting to walk Escher stairs.
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M.C. Escher's Impossible Staircase Animation
ALT: M.C. Escher's Impossible Staircase Animation
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 29/09/2026
Got both the FLU and COVID vaccines yesterday because I believe in science and not some MAHA quack that thinks chemtrails are a deep state conspiracy, they are just contrails you idiots.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 29/09/2026
Oh hell no.
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Hell No Oh Hell No
ALT: Hell No Oh Hell No
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 27/09/2026
JFC this crap just aired while watching the Commanders Seahawks game and I threw up in my mouth a little bit
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 21/09/2026
Good.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 14/09/2026
Note to any company that thinks this is a free pass, remember that Trump is not going to be president forever and the people will not forget what you decide to do now.
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 11/09/2026
Shana Tova! Happy 5787! Knowing me I'll keep writing 5786 on my checks for a while. #RoshHashanah
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 11/09/2026
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Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
ALT: Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 10/09/2026
JFC with these people.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 10/09/2026
No notes.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 07/09/2026
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Kevin Bacon: Remain Calm in Animal House
ALT: Kevin Bacon: Remain Calm in Animal House
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 02/09/2026
🎯
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 30/08/2026
JFC with these people
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 28/08/2026
OMG, @mapquest.com from the top rope.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 28/08/2026
Hey @capitalweather.com, the sky is angry. Coming down hard on Potomac.
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry (1946-2026)
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 26/08/2026
RIP. I saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show countless times. Sad news.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 25/08/2026
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Man Waving American Flag in Hurricane
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Analysis:
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 21/08/2026
Did a data center AI write this WaPo article?
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 19/08/2026
🧑‍🍳💋
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 17/08/2026
JFC with these people.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 16/08/2026
Good. When this shitshow is over, I'll sue the federal government for mental trauma caused by these jagoffs. Smh.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 16/08/2026
I feel compassion for this couple that got caught up in Trump's hateful politics. I only wish Brent Jindra could feel the same for people besides his wife and himself. He voted for Trump 3 times and is surprised when the leopard ate his face. Smh. #FAFO www.nytimes.com/2026/08/16/u...
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Years of Trump Support Came Undone in 15 Minutes in an Airport. (Gift Article)
The case represents a new front in President Trump’s mass deportation drive: arrests at airports of people who have active immigration cases and no criminal history.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 15/08/2026
This little man is a pig.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 14/08/2026
I am an IT engineer at a large state University and this is definitely how I am feeling.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 13/08/2026
Good.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 11/08/2026
JFC with these people.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 11/08/2026
I live very close to DC and road my bike into the city to salute the current occupant of the white house. Because the thin skinned orange man child is afraid of his subjects, it is impossible to get anywhere near the white house.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 09/08/2026
No Notes.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 03/08/2026
This should solve the problem.
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Bugs Bunny in Florida
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 03/08/2026
JFC seeing this post first thing in the morning and now I am going back to bed.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 31/07/2026
WTAF is going on here?
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 31/07/2026
One can dream.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 31/07/2026
No notes.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 28/07/2026
If anyone needs me, I will be busy listening to this for the next 45 minutes. #GratefulDead www.npr.org/2026/07/28/n...
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How to love the Grateful Dead : NPR Music
Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places, if you look at it right. And if you get confused, just listen to the music play. This week, resident Deadheads Isabella Gomez Sarmiento...
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 15/07/2026
Good.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 13/07/2026
Fuck ICE.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 12/07/2026
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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 12/07/2026
The legacy of Lindsey Graham right here. Nothing good he ever did can make up for how he sucked up to Trump and enabled the worst person ever to achieve his goals as the worst president ever. Good riddance.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 12/07/2026
Anyways.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 11/07/2026
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Lionel Hutz: I Move For A Bad Court Thingy
ALT: Lionel Hutz: I Move For A Bad Court Thingy
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 09/07/2026
A convicted rapist says what?
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 09/07/2026
I can't even with this level of breathtakingly stupidness.
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Steven Tender @steventender.com · 08/07/2026
If you play this clip slowly, you can see Trump's brain oozing from his ears.
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