steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026thanks @plusultraninja.bsky.social , I will name my hemorrhoid after you 021
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I could kiss the inventor of dulcolax on the mouth with tongue rn ngl 121
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026the whole plot of A Goofy Movie falls apart if Goofy just used active listening for 5 minutes 000
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026if you’re in line to have a twenty minute phone call with Mitch McConnell, STAY IN LINE 010
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026eating Nerds Gummy Clusters ™️ fulfills my life long desire to chew on gravel 020
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026things I’m into lately: ranch situations BIGBANG comeback Forza Horizon 6 reading more than you specifically max verstappen staying up til 2am being a bit of a hobby hopper going on a lil walk getting back on my bullshit 000
Reposted by stephderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing 210152742510
Reposted by stephkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor 109207734672
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025gayo daejeon having drag performers was a neat surprise 000
Reposted by stephToday in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 13/12/2025On this day in 2000, 25 years ago, Pokémon Crystal was first released. This game was the enhanced version of Gold & Silver and featured more in-depth story behind Suicune, as well as the first online gameplay & the first playable female trainer www.serebii.net/crystal/ 5474202
Reposted by stephChuck Sudo @bportseasoning.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Shoutout to the guy in the crowd at John Cena's final wrestling match yelling for Cena to take off his jorts and leave them in the middle of the ring. 032
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 14/12/2025omg I’m already tearing up at the John Cena goodbye promos 010
Reposted by stephThrillhouse Goblin 😈 @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Omelette du Fromage 2142
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 27/11/2025woohooo when I feel nothing at all woohoo got canned heat my heels tonight baby woooohoooo 000
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 27/11/2025maybe it’s because I had one (1) drink but I’m like kinda emotional about the old folks at the bar 000
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 27/11/2025there’s some communal about going to the local bar the morning of a holiday 000
Reposted by stephReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24/11/2025One of the more surprising things about the bible is how many times Moses talks about “blasting them titties” 5395
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 24/11/2025if you’re in a discord vc and you have “hiccups” you are “contractually obligated” to do nothing about them I don’t make the rules 220
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I forgot to get turnips in animal crossing again today 000
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025me at a Friendsgiving last night, listening to someone else talk about vaccines “yeah, like in our parents generation they used to do chicken pox parties” me, visibly taking psychic damage: “PARENTS??? how old are you???” 000
Reposted by stephMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare. 288325394819
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I absolutely love being a therapist, it’s my life’s calling, it’s what I’m meant to do, I enjoy working with my clients, it’s very rewarding And yet 5 minutes before every session I will be hoping the person doesn’t show up 🫣 120
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025so it turns out if you want to be known you have to submit to the terrifying ordeal of being known 010
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Modest Mouse really said we’ll all float on alright already 010
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025is Creed’s “Higher” about fucking or Jesus? Answer me Jeeves 010
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025my favorite part of the night is when I approach Bluesky and just yammer out like 3-7 shit posts and then leave for a business month 010
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025things I’m a slut for: tote bags notebooks spreadsheets 000
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I really got to stop referring to myself as “a slut for” things because I almost just told my boss I’m a slut for spreadsheets 000
Reposted by stephKILLY krat nyahah >w< @ BLFC @spookybiscuits.com · 10/11/2025spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans" 5375493230
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025the absolute grip that Oriental Trading Co has on middle management needs to be studied 000
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025speaking of Stray Kids, is Stay on here? where y’all at? 😇 110
steph @stephmuffin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025things I’m into lately: Stray Kids restarting my Animal Crossing island habit tracking getting 8+ hours of sleep being a silly lil guy learning Korean trying new activities restarting fitness journey getting back on my bullshit 030
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