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Stephen Levinson

@stephenl.bsky.social
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Stephen's brilliant idea of the day: instead of calling today's kids "Gen Beta" we should call them "Gen AI."
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Super efficient way to bribe the President AND bug Air Force One at once
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
When life gives you natural, vitamin-C filled lemons, add water, remove all the fiber, and dump in a shit-ton of sugar
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
May 8, 2025 - the day the Catholic Church chose its final non-AI pope.
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The Novelizers Podcast @novelizers.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This week: @amandalehr.bsky.social novelizes and Richard Kind narrates, plus @langstonkerman.bsky.social & @mrdavehill.bsky.social - listen at podfollow.com/novelizers
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Excited to post this gotcha screenshot when it comes out Trump is using the CIA to spy on his domestic opponents and Rubio defends him.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Can’t wait to post this gotcha screenshot when it comes out Trump is using the CIA to spy on his domestic opponents and Rubio defends him.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
“The average American has 3 friends. We think that’s way too many.”
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Moran vs moron
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If you’re posting military secrets on commercial apps, YOU ARE the leaker!
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
If you’re posting secure info on commercial apps, YOU ARE the leaker.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I don't know what this song is about....
suno.com
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The question isn't if robbed the bank, it's why is the bank security camera leaking!
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Also WORF RIDERS!
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
As long as he keeps saying “warfighting” all the time, I’ll assume he knows what he’s doing.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Soon AI will be able to have orgasms for us, because why the fuck not let it do all the fun stuff.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Had to fight off 3 Dire Wolves on the way to work today. This is what happens when we tinker with nature.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Is it bad that the ship is sinking? We had a record number of folks swimming!
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
One perk of being the president is they let you win the Senior Amateur Club Golf Champion at the club you also own.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 31/03/2025
President Musk is getting $8 million every day from government contracts while Republicans plan to cut Social Security.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
WWJD?
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’m crazy Don and you have to see these deals to believe them folks! Come on down!
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Traditional guardrails won't save us. Congress won't save us. The Courts won't save us. The Voters won't save us. Basically, we're fucked.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It's not fun reality TV if the contestants don't fight
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I feel like if they just sat down and talked things out, they’d find they have a lot more in common than they imagine. I’m referring to the protestors and the Nazis, of course.
jta.org
Cincinnati rabbi disinvited from rally against Nazis over his support for Israel - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
Rabbi Ari Jun is a self-described liberal Zionist who has advocated for the Palestinians.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Wait, the Democrats have leadership?
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
How many more people do they have to fire to bring down unemployment?
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This’ll all be worth it to see Elon get fired in a tweet
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I mean, it's extremely efficient corruption
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Just saw someone order an “egg white” omelette. Eggs are so expensive, he couldn’t even afford the whole egg.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I mean, I guess Trump technically is a federal employee...
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Hackman? More like Consummate-Artist-Man
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
We're just going to go there, with a truck load of rock-filled duffel bags, and check to make sure the gold is still there. And then we'll leave. With our duffel bags... filled with rocks.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
"I'm a public employee I work for the American Peop... I mean, the president."
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
you can blow your friends, and you can blow your nose, but you can't blow your friend's nose
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
And actually, if you'd like to come on the podcast to talk about the film, I'd love to have you on.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Then you're gonna love the next season of @novelizers.bsky.social (because we novelize Dirty Dancing)
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
My daughter, starting at around age 5, has wowed me with her comedic timing and instinct. This isn't just "kids saying the darnedest thing" type stuff, this is her deliberately getting laughs. I don't know where she gets it, and I'm jealous.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
All things considered, I preferred Kanye’s earlier work.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
1. This Israeli government clearly puts political power over morality. 2. What's happening to the hostages in Gaza has nothing to do with "fate." The torture, the starvation, it's all a horrific choice made by Hamas.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
And here's the tweet that finally got him kicked off X...
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Now that you have Tubi, watch the ONLY film starring Questlove, Gilbert Gottfried and Jerry O’Connell - tubitv.com/movies/55285...
tubitv.com
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Google, write me a tearjerking ad about a man misrepresenting his work history to get a job he’s unqualified for.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Also: more expensive eggs
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Decided I’m going to be one of those people who never hits “reply all”
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Chuck Schumer?
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
There’s no way Jared didn’t run this by them first, right?
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I cannot believe I’m saying this but things were better with Jared.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
MORE OF THIS!
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
“now”?
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