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Stephen Levinson

@stephenl.bsky.social
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Stephen's brilliant idea of the day: instead of calling today's kids "Gen Beta" we should call them "Gen AI."
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
When life gives you natural, vitamin-C filled lemons, add water, remove all the fiber, and dump in a shit-ton of sugar
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
May 8, 2025 - the day the Catholic Church chose its final non-AI pope.
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The Novelizers Podcast @novelizers.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This week: @amandalehr.bsky.social novelizes and Richard Kind narrates, plus @langstonkerman.bsky.social & @mrdavehill.bsky.social - listen at podfollow.com/novelizers
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Excited to post this gotcha screenshot when it comes out Trump is using the CIA to spy on his domestic opponents and Rubio defends him.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I don't know what this song is about....
suno.com
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Soon AI will be able to have orgasms for us, because why the fuck not let it do all the fun stuff.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Had to fight off 3 Dire Wolves on the way to work today. This is what happens when we tinker with nature.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
One perk of being the president is they let you win the Senior Amateur Club Golf Champion at the club you also own.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 31/03/2025
President Musk is getting $8 million every day from government contracts while Republicans plan to cut Social Security.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Traditional guardrails won't save us. Congress won't save us. The Courts won't save us. The Voters won't save us. Basically, we're fucked.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I feel like if they just sat down and talked things out, they’d find they have a lot more in common than they imagine. I’m referring to the protestors and the Nazis, of course.
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Cincinnati rabbi disinvited from rally against Nazis over his support for Israel - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
Rabbi Ari Jun is a self-described liberal Zionist who has advocated for the Palestinians.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This’ll all be worth it to see Elon get fired in a tweet
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Just saw someone order an “egg white” omelette. Eggs are so expensive, he couldn’t even afford the whole egg.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Hackman? More like Consummate-Artist-Man
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
you can blow your friends, and you can blow your nose, but you can't blow your friend's nose
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
All things considered, I preferred Kanye’s earlier work.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Now that you have Tubi, watch the ONLY film starring Questlove, Gilbert Gottfried and Jerry O’Connell - tubitv.com/movies/55285...
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Decided I’m going to be one of those people who never hits “reply all”
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
MORE OF THIS!
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I don't enjoy boxing, but I do watch unboxing videos in reverse.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
meanwhile on X...
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Do NOT want to hear you bitching about Mt. Denali being renamed Mt. McKinley if you didn't vote.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I've never wanted anything as much as Chrome wants to be my default browser.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Excited about the Dylan movie's potential to introduce a whole new generation to cigarette smoking.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Q: What status does Satan claim on his tax returns? A: Soul Proprietor
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The Novelizers Podcast @novelizers.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 9: "Yellow Alert" ✨ Written by: @stephenl.bsky.social (The Tonight Show) 🎙 Narrated by: Ira Glass (This American Life) Plus, BTS scoop from @clarklarewjones.bsky.social (Crashing). #TheNovelizers #StarTrek #WrathOfKhan #ComedyPodcast #Audiobook
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Going to be reposting all of my fav tweets on here in chronological order to preserve them... Geez, if wearing a clashing tie was an impeachable offense, President George W. Bush would be out of office yesterday.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just searched for “Levinson” on Bluesky and learned I am the least accomplished Levinson on this entire platform.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
INVENT EDIBLE SILICA GEL ALREADY
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The thing about the band playing while the Titanic was sinking - the Titanic had a GREAT band, and it took HOURS to sink. Enjoy yourselves people!
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Parents need to invent an “On Air” light but for pooping.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Crazy that we can put a man on the moon but we can’t put Donald Trump on the moon.
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Stephen Levinson @stephenl.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Is this thing on?
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