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Stephen Graves

@stephengraves.co.uk
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Special Projects Editor at Decrypt, director of short films (The Dead of Winter, @frightfest.bsky.social @screamfest.bsky.social alumnus), player of D&D, painter of little Warhammer/MESBG men. @stephengraves on Twitter.

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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 8h
Eagerly awaiting @lanceparkin.bsky.social's next volume of AHISTORY with a whole chapter on where to cram this in.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 9h
I was thinking more along the lines of "Early-to-mid-century flower children invent a Wicca-ish Ancient Religion and inadvertently manifest the terrifying nature spirit that was Always There, Waiting..." or something.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 9h
For ages I've wanted to do a folk horror about 20th century "invented traditions." I'm sure there's stuff out there already, though.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 9h
"a pune, or play on words"
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 9h
you: spending £60 on a Land Raider me, an intellectual: spending £60 on GW stock, waiting a bit, then spending the profits on a Land Raider
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 9h
I have been banging this drum for some time now. Why did we not seek the Emperor of Mankind's views on Brexit?
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 9h
This is like that bit in Dr Who when the last surviving Dalek downloads the entire Internet and promptly loses its mind.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 14h
awed by the marketing for The Devils, by the way. they made a standee for it out of real tile - it screams "confess" when people walk by, and it weighs 666 lbs
black marble cross against white tile background, mounted on top of a black block that reads KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS / THE DIRECTORS CUT. RESTORED. REMASTERED / Clockwork
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12h
The point being that GW being a growth engine for the economy is fun and all, when you're talking about goblins, but the company itself risks becoming Britain's Disney, a corposlop machine that trades on memories of when it was subversive and anarchic.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12h
I'm minded of @benbartlett.bsky.social's D&D campaign where we accidentally taught winged kobolds about capitalism, they set up Amazon Prime, and we then had to address the problem of Kobold Jeff Bezos.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12h
I keep toying with the ideas of picking up some GW shares before Cavill and Amazon send the price stratospheric, and using the proceeds to... buy GW minis. Let them pay for themselves.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 14h
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 05/10/2026
I mean, I'm pretty sure this clinches it as real... youtu.be/DY41qMEEZF0?...
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Wool Felting for Stop Motion | BTS | ASMR(kitchen,fireplace,dining table,clutter )
YouTube video by milin woolfelt
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Someone needs to give this YouTuber all the money to make a full series of Brambly Hedge. 🐭🍰 youtu.be/EeS-cBgIoxI?...
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Mrs. Apple's recipe — Strawberry cake
YouTube video by milin woolfelt
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Hooray, the annual Christmas tradition continues! 👻🎄🎁 www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
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Martin Freeman and Jim Broadbent star in a Dickensian Ghost Story for Christmas 2026 for BBC Arts
In the ninth instalment of this festive TV tradition, Mark Gatiss opens the door to The Bride’s Chamber, adapted from Charles Dickens’ chilling tale
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Yeah, it's telling that he's already lined up a legacy sequel for his next project.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Merry and Pippin from Lord of the Rings. Caption reads:
We've had pandemic, yes
But what about second pandemic?
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 04/10/2026
oh come the fuck on edition.cnn.com/2026/10/04/e...
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Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection | CNN
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died.
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Prof Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's that time of year again when we need to remind National Trust members that Restore Trust is a dark-money funded right-wing astroturfing entryist outfit. Please vote, and vote for literally anyone else.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
And here again is my favourite ever Batman poem...
Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 01/10/2026
So glad I'm not the only one who went straight there. 🫱⚫🫲
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Paul Hanley @paulhanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SUPERSTOKED! is live! Give comics made by generative algorithms the finger and keep them being made by neurospicy loser weirdos like us! @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/lag...
kickstarter.com
SUPERSTOKED! A spicy, chaotic slice of life superhero romp!
Mid-superpowered camchick gets into Earth-shattering 18+ adventure if she ever gets her s*** 2gether.
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Guido Eekhaut @eekhaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't ignore a cat's warning...
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I am old enough to remember when White Dwarf told you to make your own with a blob of... Milliput? and a couple of little scraps of paper.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Absolutely fuck off. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
variety.com
BBC Boss Says He Watched a ‘Pretty Good’ AI-Generated Episode of ‘Doctor Who’: ‘Everyone’s a Creator, Not All the Creativity Is Bad’
BBC boss Matt Brittin says he watched an episode of 'Doctor Who' entirely generated by AI which he deemed 'pretty good.'
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 27/09/2026
@dirtinthegate.bsky.social?
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Fucking lay on, Macduff!
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I'm getting Gary Oldman as Jackson Lamb, here.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 27/09/2026
It always amuses me how people go "Trump checks all of the boxes for the Biblical depiction of the Antichrist!" as though the Antichrist wasn't a checkbox list of warnings about narcissistic sociopaths framed for an audience of 1st Century peasants.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF.
static.klipy.com
Leeloo's Multipass
Alt: Leeloo's Multipass
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 26/09/2026
I would've liked TLJ more if Rian Johnson had been given complete creative control of the trilogy from the off, instead of having to pick up where someone else left off.
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Hooligan Noseplead🏳️‍⚧️ @spitblaze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Yes...hahaha...YES!!!"
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Christmas in the Dimitrescu household.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Funnily enough, I was working on a script where that AI that was "unwrapping" those carbonised scrolls read a summoning spell and ended up possessed by a demon.
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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Iain Clark But In The Fog @iainjclarkart.com · 24/09/2026
This is quite simply an excellent comics panel.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 24/09/2026
I find his dead-fish stare and smooth plastic appearance incredibly unsettling. Beast, not Buehlman.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Halfway through @willmac23.bsky.social's The Apparition Phase for the @generalwitch.bsky.social book club, and loving it so far! 👻📖
Copy of Will Maclean’s “The Apparition Phase”
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Robert Lloyd Parry @nunkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In London, on Thursday 6 October, there a chance to hear two first rate antiquarian ghost stories at The Society of Antiquaries, of which M R James was member. It's a fascinating place in its own right. Tickets here www.sal.org.uk/events/pleas...
sal.org.uk
A Pleasing Terror: Two Ghost Stories by M R James - Society of Antiquaries of London
Join us for a night of ghostly tales from MR James, by performer R M Lloyd Parry.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 23/09/2026
As someone who has spent a lot of time and effort trying to get an Original Pronunciation film of A Midsummer Night's Dream off the ground: fuck.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 20/09/2026
I always find myself wondering if Peter Jackson cribbed from this for his depiction of the Ringwraiths in LOTR - there are a few shots that are near-identical.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 19/09/2026
🚨 A SECOND CAT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED 🚨
Tweet showing a newly discovered cat species. Text reads:

🚨 BONUS MAMMAL 🚨

scientists announced a second new tiger cat this week, the antisuyo tiger cat (leopardus tigrinus antisuyo)

> found in: peru
> habitat: yungas cloud forest
> eats: not yet studied
> status: not yet assessed

📸: Paola Nogales-AscarrunzGeorge W Bush 9/11 meme.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 19/09/2026
She really played the long game to engineer a meeting with Slash, there.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 19/09/2026
(Not a euphemism)
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Hear me out...
Daniel Craig in The Magician's Nephew, looking like the lost incarnation of Doctor Who.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 19/09/2026
The Venn diagram of my interests.
A Guns N’ Roses tour poster featuring a robot that, for reasons of copyright, is definitely not a Transformer. But it totally is.
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