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Stephen Graves

@stephengraves.co.uk
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Special Projects Editor at Decrypt, director of short films (The Dead of Winter, @frightfest.bsky.social @screamfest.bsky.social alumnus), player of D&D, painter of little Warhammer/MESBG men. @stephengraves on Twitter.

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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Merry and Pippin from Lord of the Rings. Caption reads:
We've had pandemic, yes
But what about second pandemic?
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Halfway through @willmac23.bsky.social's The Apparition Phase for the @generalwitch.bsky.social book club, and loving it so far! 👻📖
Copy of Will Maclean’s “The Apparition Phase”
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 19/09/2026
🚨 A SECOND CAT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED 🚨
Tweet showing a newly discovered cat species. Text reads:

🚨 BONUS MAMMAL 🚨

scientists announced a second new tiger cat this week, the antisuyo tiger cat (leopardus tigrinus antisuyo)

> found in: peru
> habitat: yungas cloud forest
> eats: not yet studied
> status: not yet assessed

📸: Paola Nogales-AscarrunzGeorge W Bush 9/11 meme.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Hear me out...
Daniel Craig in The Magician's Nephew, looking like the lost incarnation of Doctor Who.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 19/09/2026
The Venn diagram of my interests.
A Guns N’ Roses tour poster featuring a robot that, for reasons of copyright, is definitely not a Transformer. But it totally is.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 18/09/2026
#LastFourWatched
Letterboxd Last Four Watched: Edge of Tomorrow (4 stars), Sleuth (3.5 stars), Sunlight (3.5 stars), Lady (3.5 stars)
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Axl Rose sporting one of the worst offenders, here.
Axl Rose wearing a jacket from the Satoshi Nakamoto clothing brand – named after the pseudonymous Bitcoin creator. The jacket is plastered with the brand's name.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12/09/2026
The HALLOWE'EN HAUNTINGS screening will be followed by the newly restored DRACULA (1958) at 9pm, for a double dose of scares! 🧛‍♂️🩸🎃 dorchester.picturedromecinemas.co.uk/event/114617 dorchester.picturedromecinemas.co.uk/event/113759
Poster for the 4K restoration of Hammer's DRACULA (1958), depicting the titular Count.Poster for HALLOWE'EN HAUNTINGS, depicting a sinister Jack O'Lantern
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12/09/2026
MURDER CAMP (2023, 15 mins, d. Clara Aranovich) Two slasher serial killers make the shameful error of serial killing at the same summer camp on the same night, challenging the very fabric of their friendship – and identities.
Poster for MURDER CAMP, depicting a cartoon of a Michael Myers-esque serial killer trying a door, machete in hand.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12/09/2026
MARROW (2025, 10 mins, d. Jay T. Grimes) When a 999 call goes wrong, rookie paramedic Alexis has a choice: confront her past, or bury it.
Poster for MARROW, depicting a female paramedic, eyes downcast in subdued lighting.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12/09/2026
THE COMPLETE PACKAGE (2025, 7 mins, d. Wyn Wallace) In this found-footage analog horror short, a 1980s tele-dating tape is not what it seems...
Poster for THE COMPLETE PACKAGE, depicting an 80s style tele-dating tape VHS cover.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12/09/2026
NERVOUS ELLIE (2024, 7 mins, d. @davidyorkefilms.bsky.social) Ellie, new to the dating scene and anxious to impress Danni, finds herself overwhelmed by nerves, leading to unexpected nosebleeds.
Poster for NERVOUS ELLIE, depicting the titular Ellie looking nervous in a lilac cardigan.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12/09/2026
SEAGULL (2022, 5 mins, d. Dean Puckett) Seagull is a recovering drug addict who is about to have a very strange night on the English Riviera.
Poster for SEAGULL, depicting a vampire about to bite a man.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Presenting the trailer and full line-up for HALLOWE’EN HAUNTINGS at Plaza Dorchester! 🎃👻😱 October 30th at 7pm 🎟️ Book your tickets here! 🎟️ dorchester.picturedromecinemas.co.uk/event/113759 All proceeds go to The Bus Shelter Dorset Trailer music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 07/09/2026
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 02/09/2026
Hah, I used that image for one of my short film screenings...
Poster depicting the figure from the Burney Relief (also known as the Queen of the Night relief) on a black background, with Barbie-pink eyes.
Poster text reads:
Reading Biscuit Factory presents
SEASON
of the
WITCH
Short horror films by women and non-binary filmmakers
July loth, 8pm July 14th, 7:30pm
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 02/09/2026
In her defence, she did whip up a mean Dracula salad.
THE "DRACULA" SALAD.

(Mrs BRAM STOKER, 26 St George's Square, London, S. W.)

Arrange alternate slices of ripe tomatoes, and ripe, purple, egg-shaped plums in dish, and dress with oil and vinegar French dressing.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 18/08/2026
Same energy.
David Bowie "The Next Day" album cover.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 14/08/2026
#LastFourWatched
Letterboxd Last Four Watched: Lady (3.5 stars), Insomnia (4 stars), The Odyssey (4 stars), The Quiet American (4 stars)
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 11/08/2026
An apple, with plump, round ass cheeks.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
This leads to an interesting thought experiment: how differently would the Indianapolis speech play if one of them was getting a crafty wank under the table?
Quint and Hooper in JAWS. Their hands are conspicuously concealed beneath the table. Their expressions say little, but reveal much.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
MURDERBIRD (2024, 16 mins, d. Barrett Lesly Shuler) In an attempt to save his relationship, a man buys his girlfriend a rare, exotic bird for her birthday. After the couple develops an emotional bond with the bird, its true colors begin to emerge.
Poster for Murderbird
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
TAPESTRY (2025, 7 mins, d. Jason Sheedy) A desperate mother performs an occult ritual to resurrect her lost child.
Poster for Tapestry
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
NERVOUS ELLIE (2024, 7 mins, d. David Yorke) Ellie, new to the dating scene and anxious to impress Danni, finds herself overwhelmed by nerves, leading to unexpected nosebleeds.
Poster for Nervous Ellie
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
THE ROOTS WITHIN (2025, 12 mins, d. Ana Iscru) "If you harm nature, nature will eventually strike back." After graduating, Grace is torn between her father's ruthless ambition and her aunt's idealistic activism, realizing that both could shape her future and the fate of their town.
Poster for The Roots Within
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
MOSQUITO LADY (2023, 14 mins, d. Kristine Gerolaga) Fearing the consequences of revealing her pregnancy to her parents and facing limited options amidst increasingly restrictive abortion regulations, a teenager turns to a neighbor her parents warned her about in her desperation for assistance.
Poster for Mosquito Lady
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
THE COMPLETE PACKAGE (2025, 7 mins, d. Wyn Wallace) In this found-footage analog horror short, a 1980s tele-dating tape is not what it seems...
Poster for The Complete Package
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
THE FAIRY MOON (2025, 13 mins, d. Craig Williams) In a small English town, a man's life unravels after a troubling roadside encounter with a sinister stranger.
Poster for The Fairy Moon
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
SEAGULL (2022, 5 mins, d. Dean Puckett) Seagull is a recovering drug addict who is about to have a very strange night on the English Riviera.
Poster for Seagull
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/08/2026
Presenting the trailer and full line-up for I SCREAM 2: THE SECOND SCOOP at Reading Biscuit Factory – short horror films to chill the blood in the summer heat. 🍦🩸💀 Saturday, September 5th at 8pm 🎟️ Book your tickets here! 🎟️ bit.ly/rbf-i-scream-2 Trailer music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 05/08/2026
I am once again pleading for Gaten Matarazzo from Stranger Things to accept his destiny of playing Micky Dolenz in a Monkees biopic.
Gaten MatarazzoMicky Dolenz
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 04/08/2026
Funny how Peter Davison looks more like Doctor Who when he's playing Campion than he does when he's playing Doctor Who.
Peter Davison as Albert Campion.Peter Davison as Doctor Who.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 04/08/2026
Shrimp, hog, whatever, they walk like they have nothing to prove.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 03/08/2026
Aww this looks entirely charming themodelrailwayclub.org/events/londo...
The Model Railway Club's "Copenhagen Fields" exhibit, depicting an interwar railway interchange in miniature.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 01/08/2026
Weird how blimps became shorthand for an alternate universe.
Pete's World in Doctor Who. A view of the Houses of Parliament, with added blimps.The 2009 Watchmen film. New York, with blimps.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 31/07/2026
#LastFourWatched
Letterboxd Last Four Watched: The Name of the Rose (4.5 stars), The Hippopotamus (4 stars), Bridge of Spies (4 stars), Hail, Caesar! (4 stars)
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 31/07/2026
Fat Tony from The Simpsons, clarifying Troy McClure's "romantic abnormality."

"No. What I said was he sleeps with the fishes. You see-"
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 29/07/2026
Doctor Manhattan sitting on the surface of Mars.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 27/07/2026
@donalde.bsky.social Since you pioneered the Irn-Bru spritz I feel you'd appreciate this (made in Scotland, too!)
Fierce Beer Iron Brew tap
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 23/07/2026
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 23/07/2026
Halfway through!
Penguin edition of Benighted by J.B. Priestley. Cover depicts an old dark house in silhouette, as a lightning bolt cracks across a green, rain-lashed sky.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 22/07/2026
The notion of Nolan doing a Bond film always cracked me up, given that a core component of the franchise is SEXY and Nolan's work is aggressively sexless. Even when the leads are running around in skin-tight rubber.
Batman and Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 21/07/2026
We're back with a second helping! Coming soon to Reading Biscuit Factory, From Beyond the Graves presents I SCREAM 2: THE SECOND SCOOP, a collection of short horror films to chill the blood. 🍦🩸💀 September 5th at 8pm 🎟️ Get your tickets here! 🎟️ www.readingbiscuitfactory.co.uk/movie/i-scre...
Poster for I SCREAM 2: THE SECOND SCOOP, depicting a twin soft serve cone drizzled with red liquid against a black backdrop. A pair of severed fingers are jammed into the swirls of ice cream, in the manner of 99 Flakes, and an eyeball is wedged between them. The overall effect is that of an 80s horror paperback.

Text reads: From Beyond the Graves presents
I SCREAM 2
THE SECOND SCOOP
MORE SHORT HORROR FILMS FOR SUMMER NIGHTS
Reading Biscuit Factory
September 5th at 8pm
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 16/07/2026
I always liked this one with the lasgun, as he's clearly not averse to getting stuck in with the lads. (Paint job by www.betweenthebolterandme.com/2021/04/oldh...)
A Rogue Trader-era 40K Commissar
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 16/07/2026
Baffled that no one has yet cast Pamela Anderson in a cosy crime series.
Pamela Anderson in the Criterion Closet.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Went looking for the toilet in this shopping mall, ended up in the Backrooms.
A liminal, deserted bit of a shopping mall.
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 10/07/2026
#LastFourWatched
Letterboxd Last Four Watched: The Invite (4.5 stars), The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (4 stars), The American (4 stars), Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (5 stars)
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 08/07/2026
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 29/06/2026
Four of the best. RIP.
Doctor Who: System ShockDoctor Who: The BurningDoctor Who: The Sands of TimeDoctor Who: The Shadow in the Glass
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 29/06/2026
The sad Oompa-Loompa from Willy's Chocolate Experience.
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