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Stephen Farrow

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Writer, reader, grammarian, shower singer, theatre addict, news junkie, eyeball-roller. European. Powered by Vimto. Love language, hate sushi. #FBPE Void where prohibited. Cannot be successfully delivered to your location. Please think responsibly.

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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 31m
It works. Or at least, I like it. Making the mash for this with just sweet potatoes would be *too much*. This was about half and half.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 32m
Today's inspirational message:
Cartoon by Poorly Drawn Lines.

On a kitchen counter, a coffee mug and a travel mug, talking:

Coffee mug: Whoa, a travel mug! OK, question: where's the coolest place you've ever been?

Travel mug: Recently I was left in a car for six weeks. At night I still taste the rancid remains of an oat milk matcha latte.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 2h
Cottage pie:
In a rectangular casserole dish, the meat layer for a cottage pie - minced beef, carrots, onions, peas, green beans, and corn, in beef gravyOn my kitchen counter, just out of the oven, a cottage pie - this one topped with sliced tomatoes, because the tomatoes needed using upClose-up on the cottage pie in the dish, with one portion taken out - meat layer on the bottom, then a layer of mashed potatoes (orange, because it's a 50/50 mixture of ordinary potatoes and sweet potatoes), then cheese and sliced tomatoes on top.On a white plate, a single portion of cottage pie
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 4h
The reward for having peeled a lot of potatoes, which is a job I hate: getting to use this.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 6h
Whatevs. -- #waffle1717 2/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 6h
No excuse at all for not getting this one first time. -- #Worldle #1717 (04.10.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 6h
No yellow squares. Whoa. -- WortSuchSpiel.de #1726 - 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 6h
Quicker than I got the English one. Whoop-de-frigging-doo. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1729 3/6 ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 6h
Oof. -- Wordle 1,933 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 6h
I really, really, really hate peeling potatoes. In related news, I have just peeled a lot of potatoes.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 8h
Thank God for that, Oscar. Nobody wants to see your nipples.
Duolingo German question:

Translate this sentence

[picture of Oscar, a Duolingo character - a middle-aged male art teacher with a big black moustache and wavy black hair]

"Ich möchte keine durchsichtigen Blusen kaufen."

Answer: I don't want to buy any see-through blouses.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 8h
Bloody shrinkflation.
Side--by-side, two jars of Bisto Best beef gravy granules, one purchased last year and the other purchased this morning. The jar purchased last year contains 390g of product; the one purchased this morning contains only 350g of granules.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 16h
Brain hurts. Too many punchlines.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pinkish.
Looking south from my balcony just before sunset. Over the buildings opposite, against a blue sky, clouds glowing pink as they reflect the setting sun.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's inspirational message:
 Cartoon by Paul Noth.

In a park in Washington DC, a huge triumphal arch with three winged figures on top. The top part of the arch is covered by an enormous diaper. Behind the arch, visible in the distance, the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument.

Caption: L'Arc de Pends
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, another glimpse of the magic that can be found in the English-language subtitles for Japanese travel videos on YouTube:
On my TV, a Japanese travel video. A Japanese man sits at a table in a mountain hut. There's a plastic takeout food container in front of him (for curry rice), and he's holding a can of Asahi beer.

Subtitle: "It penetrates into your tired body."
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's what was left in the fridge. I didn't want to go out to the shops. (I live right in the centre of a town that gets a *lot* of tourists, so I try to avoid shopping on a Saturday.)
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK. -- #waffle1716 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good guess. -- #Worldle #1716 (03.10.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Phew. -- WortSuchSpiel.de #1725 - 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grrrr. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1728 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meh. -- Wordle 1,932 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought about doing something a bit more imaginative with the toppings, but then I couldn’t be arsed.
On a plastic chopping board in my kitchen, a homemade pepperoni pizza
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RIP Donald McDonald:
soranews24.com
McDonald’s Japan officially changes its mascot’s name…to Ronald McDonald
Yep, that’s actually a change for McDonald’s Japan.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not going to post a link to the story, obviously - it's the Daily Mail, there isn't enough disinfectant in the world - but yes, this is a genuine headline. And it's very, very special:
Headline from the Daily Mail:

Princess Beatrice's friend
Alice Naylor-Leyland is
attacked by rogue owl
during chaotic photoshoot
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dear neighbour who keeps blocking the building's recycling chute, I hope piranha fish eat you alive very very slowly, starting with your goolies. Love, Me.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OK. -- #waffle1715 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meh. -- #Worldle #1715 (02.10.2026) 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phew. -- WortSuchSpiel.de #1724 - 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whoa. In two, and no yellow squares. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1727 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No green squares at all until I got the answer. Oof. -- Wordle 1,931 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes insomnia brings me the most magical gifts:
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw this, so you have to see it too. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
The opening paragraph of an article from The Atlantic:

ONE WARM SPRING NIGHT in 2011, a young man named Travis Hughes
stood on the back deck of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity house at Marshall
University, in West Virginia, and was struck by what seemed to him—under
the influence of powerful inebriants, not least among them the clear ether of
youth itself—to be an excellent idea: he would shove a bottle rocket up his ass
and blast it into the sweet night air. And perhaps it was an excellent idea.
What was not an excellent idea, however, was to misjudge the relative
tightness of a 20-year-old sphincter and the propulsive reliability of a 20-cent
bottle rocket. What followed ignition was not the bright report of a successful
blastoff, but the muffled thud of fire in the hole.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What gives a girl power and punch? Is it charm? Is it poise? No, it's hairspray!
instagram.com
FOX54 News on Instagram: "Stacey Price is a FOX54 Top Teacher from South Lincoln School. Click Watch Live at the link in our bio for the latest live news and updates."
12K likes, 0 comments - fox54news on September 29, 2026: "Stacey Price is a FOX54 Top Teacher from South Lincoln School. Click Watch Live at the link in our bio for the latest live news and updates.".
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today's inspirational message:
Cartoon by CAB - that is, Mat Barton and Adam Cooper:

A man sits on a sofa, watching a Roomba run over the carpet. The Roomba says, "Alert... the singularity has arrived... the Age of Machines has begun... clean this mess up yourself."
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Julie Andrews is 91 today. Let us worship:
youtube.com
#JulieAndrews Swearing in front of #StephenColbert (2012)
YouTube video by The Julie Andrews Archive
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is unhinged. And very, very, VERY childish.
Facebook post from The New York Times:

For decades, the flags of the 190 or so countries with which the U.S. maintains diplomatic
relations have hung above the State Department's main atrium. Today, however, they are gone.
Each one has been replaced by an American flag, forming a red, white and blue row perhaps 100
feet long in what could be the highest density of stars and stripes anywhere outside a flag factory.
The change has touched a nerve in diplomatic circles, where many State Department veterans call
it an embarrassing symbol of the Trump administration's showy brand of nationalism.

[picture: the Department of State lobby,, with dozens of US flags hanging above the windows]

NYTIMES.COM

A Very American Makeover for the State Department's ‘Hall of Flags’
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let us once again take a moment to appreciate the magic that can be found in the English-language subtitles for Japanese travel videos on YouTube:
On my TV, a travel video by a Japanese Youtuber.

Picture: a rocky wall at the top of Mount Fuji, with clouds behind.

Subtitle: The view is so-so. It's so-so, I think I'll eat a rice ball.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The joys of machine translation: how happy is YOUR custard?
Screenshot of a menu item on a Japanese takeaway food store's website, automatically translated into English.

Picture: a custard-filled pastry.

Text: Thick, happy custard. Hot custard pie. 176 Yen. It looks delicious.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meh. -- #waffle1714 2/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Urp. -- #Worldle #1714 (01.10.2026) 3/6 (100%) 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whoa. -- WortSuchSpiel.de #1723 - 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oof. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1726 6/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ooh. -- Wordle 1,930 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time of year again...
youtube.com
October
YouTube video by a-ha - Topic
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
¡No quiero Taco Bell!
qsrmagazine.com
Taco Bell Adds Multilingual Sauce Packets for Duolingo Collaboration
Turns out, “taco” needs no translation. The word remains nearly the same across more than 30 languages, a common thread, all for the love of tacos. Spanish? Taco. French? Taco. German? Taco. Japanese?...
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One more time: The death penalty is indefensible, and barbaric, and has no place in any civilised society.
bbc.co.uk
Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike taken to hospital after attempted execution, lawyer says
One of her attorneys told the BBC that Pike, 50, was in hospital after two syringes of pentobarbital had been administered.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today's inspirational message:
Cartoon by Dennis Goris.

Trump, looking at two young boys.

Trump: I need a way to make people stop talking about me and Epstein.

Boy 1: What if you wrote an essay:

Boy 2 (in a thought bubble): If you could write.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grandma, we love you, Grandma, we do, Though you may be on a skewer, We'll deep-fry you...
Instagram ad for a 'new Chinese skewer shop' in Sydney, Australia.

Picture of the awning in front of the shop. On the side of the awning, the name of the shop - 'Lucky Grandma Fried Skewers' - in two vertical columns with a logo in the middle, so it looks like it says 'Lucky Fried Grandma Skewers'
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh! -- #waffle1713 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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