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Steph Charette

@stephcharette.bsky.social
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Hello! "Scribofelidae" else-Web. Writer, stationary stan, cat wrangler, pizza freak. Work in Podcastle, GigaNotoSaurus, and Nature. CODEX member, VP alum, Taos Toolbox, and currently Odyssey 2026!

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Tessa Barbosa @hitessabarbosa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's pub day! Isle of Teeth is officially out in the world. I'm still getting ready for book launch, and trying not to get too nervous. Hope you do well, book.
Book cover of Isle of Teeth. Green book with gold text. A hand has a moth resting on it, and a dagger gripped tight. On sale now.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
January 2027!! So excited!
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Thank you. It died well, in my belly. 😂
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Finally gotten the hand of the new oven steel (and new oven, and new province). Nature is healing. (Me. I'm the nature.)
A pizza straight out of the oven with blistered crust and cupped pepperoni.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Right? It's just UGH, SO VERY UGH.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Your avatar is chef's kiss.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hiii! I saw your like and was like, whyyyy am I not following you??? 😘 (I am bad at Bluesky.)
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just asked to fill out a survey for Tumblr about their Premium services. So, here's my answer for their final open answer question, "Is there anything else you want to tell us?" *cracks knuckles*
I dunno man, the Internet just sucks now. It’s ten years past its prime, 'cause all the sites that created the things that people talked about on Tumblr are gone. 

Sites like Tumblr, but also Shitty-X/Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest — all of that was only good because the rest of the Internet existed. Tumblr's the least bad, don't mistake me, but y'all are the big box megamarts that crowded out the corner stores where people hung out and made the cool stuff they wanted to share. Without them, all sites like you can do is reference each other, echos of echos, when it’s not a sales pitch for some drop-shipped garbage or AI slop. 

The internet's dead, my dudes, and it's not coming back for $6.99/month.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Gonna have to buy her a car and start talking about university options.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
17 years old now!
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Summer.
Old orange tabby cat looking out across a grey porch in the sun.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I know, intellectually, I am making progress on the move back to Ontario but EVERYTHING IS CHAOS right now. Which feels like the process for every story I've written -- though at least with a story, I can close the laptop.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
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How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I purged so many books before I moved here, but dang it, I want them this time. 😅
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Yup, back to Ontario!
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I am so annoyed at myself!! And that second copy, I went and sourced on like used bookstores because it was totally out of print! Aiyiyi
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
That feeling when you find a duplicate book and you've already packed the one with the ugly cover but you're still want to keep the nice cover so you decide to deal with it four provinces away from now. 😭
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Can someone develop a time machine, then go back to each time I'm in a bookstore to screech, "STEPHANIE YOU WILL HAVE TO MOVE EACH OF THESE BOOKS ONE DAY!? Think about Future You!" Who is currently surrounded by boxes. 😭😭😭
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
My cat's new name is, "You will get some when I get some." 🙄 (Let me have a bite of my breakfast, plz??)
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
(On TikTok my avatar is a drag queen in a shark costume so I don't know why they are in my DMs.)
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
(Coming on a tad strong there, K.)
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
A PLETHORA of REEVES (and an alleged manager) on TikTok who really want to get me in touch with Keanu. 🤣🤣🤣 This timeline, I suppose it's theoretically possible.
A PLETHORA of REEVES (and an alleged manager) on TikTok who really want to get me in touch with Keanu.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
So straight I choose the wrong straight. But a strait of coffee? That'd be some gooood swimming. 😂
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The problem with really good coffee strait from your French Press is that it can convince your body it doesn't need breakfast. "problem" 😌
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snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot .
Alt: snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot .
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Tessa Barbosa @hitessabarbosa.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Come join us!
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends:
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three cartoon characters are dancing in front of a starry background
Alt: Amethyst, Garnet and Pear from STEVEN UNIVERSE.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Okay Canada. PLEASE don't fuck this up.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Picked up a cute set of macaron shaped erasers that smelled like they'd been pulled out of a twenty-year tire fire.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Oh god that would be hilarious tho
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
If the eraser looks like food, you have a legal obligation that it also SMELL like food.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Just grabbed the ebook! (Also that cover is HOT.)
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I wouldn't be either! HUZZAH! Can't wait to get my hands on it.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I am SO READY for this election. This will be the most pivotal election in my lifetime. What's happening down south cannot be allowed to travel north an inch further.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Hey, a throwback Thursday from @pulpliterature.bsky.social -- my story Hothouse Flower, a steampunk-dryad tale: pulpliterature.com/throwback-th...
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Throwback Thursday: 'Hothouse Flower' by Stephanie Charrette - PULP Literature
Take a step back and sideways in time to a steampunk garden with 'Hothouse Flower' by Stephanie Charette, from Issue 9, Winter 2016
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
SEVERANCE IS THE BEST. {flail flail flail flail}
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
(the drumsnare-punchline of it all is that I already OWN that book on burnout)
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Is it funny or telling that while looking at a book on witchcraft, the bookselling website algorithmically offers up a book on burnout? Asking for a friend.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
And we've crossed the line into novella territory. w h e e e e
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a woman in a red dress says " party " in front of an imdb logo
Alt: a woman in a red dress says " party " in front of an imdb logo
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Yes still in the *checks notes* novelette though we're likely to tip over that when I type in all my long hand notes. Serious question:
Analog TV screen, blue with green letters, all caps, with the line: DOES THIS STORY EVERY END?!
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Because I can, I'm doing a complete watch/binge of the entire rebooted [BLANK] OF THE APES movies, and wow, they did Caesar *so dirty* - even the people that "loved" him. Especially those that loved him.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If you get on the back entrance of the bus, you suck. Full stop, no excuses. I see kids do it, I see adults, I see little grannies do it to beat each other to a seat. Translink remove the back pass already--this is transportation anarchy. 😂
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
AS IS PROPER
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two bald eagles and a goose are standing on a snowy surface .
Alt: bald eagle and a goose are standing on a a frozen lake and that GOOSE IS GONNA TEAR THAT EAGLE APART. 😎
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I'm gonna guess Canada won tonight's game because someone out there is blasting a trumpet and whooping.
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a hockey player holds a canadian flag in front of a green screen
Alt: a hockey player holds a canadian flag in front of a green screen
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Gotta make your own joy, people!
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a pink cartoon character with a heart shaped head and arms .
Alt: Spinel, a pink-heart gem character from Steven Universe, is making a derp face to amuse Steven.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Wrestling with Google Docs is not how I wanted to start this writing session, but here we are. Meanwhile later, it's a doored cabinet assembly and then, THEN, the moving of my entire tarot/oracle collection into its new home followed by the reorganization of at least two bookshelves. OH BABY. 😍
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
OH THANK GOD, it drops weekly. (I'd forgotten.) I can't be tempted into a binge.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I'm only about to finish the first episode of S2 now. Gonna savor it, mmmmmmm.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Not in a misery porn kind of way but acknowledging that sometimes you get to a place and there's no right, "perfect" path through. Also the gaslighting and misinformation and manipulation is peak capitalism. A perfect hell.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Severance is by far my favorite SF. By miles, by lightyears. Surreal, absurd, existential, corporate dystopian hell that, most importantly--no matter what happens--has no chance at a happy ending because there are no good choices. Which makes it feel true in ways a lot of media doesn't.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
QUICK, I NEED MORE LIES
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