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Steph Charette

@stephcharette.bsky.social
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Hello! "Scribofelidae" else-Web. Writer, stationary stan, cat wrangler, pizza freak. Work in Podcastle, GigaNotoSaurus, and Nature. CODEX member, VP alum, Taos Toolbox, and currently Odyssey 2026!

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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Finally gotten the hand of the new oven steel (and new oven, and new province). Nature is healing. (Me. I'm the nature.)
A pizza straight out of the oven with blistered crust and cupped pepperoni.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just asked to fill out a survey for Tumblr about their Premium services. So, here's my answer for their final open answer question, "Is there anything else you want to tell us?" *cracks knuckles*
I dunno man, the Internet just sucks now. It’s ten years past its prime, 'cause all the sites that created the things that people talked about on Tumblr are gone. 

Sites like Tumblr, but also Shitty-X/Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest — all of that was only good because the rest of the Internet existed. Tumblr's the least bad, don't mistake me, but y'all are the big box megamarts that crowded out the corner stores where people hung out and made the cool stuff they wanted to share. Without them, all sites like you can do is reference each other, echos of echos, when it’s not a sales pitch for some drop-shipped garbage or AI slop. 

The internet's dead, my dudes, and it's not coming back for $6.99/month.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Summer.
Old orange tabby cat looking out across a grey porch in the sun.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
A PLETHORA of REEVES (and an alleged manager) on TikTok who really want to get me in touch with Keanu. 🤣🤣🤣 This timeline, I suppose it's theoretically possible.
A PLETHORA of REEVES (and an alleged manager) on TikTok who really want to get me in touch with Keanu.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Yes still in the *checks notes* novelette though we're likely to tip over that when I type in all my long hand notes. Serious question:
Analog TV screen, blue with green letters, all caps, with the line: DOES THIS STORY EVERY END?!
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
SIR. My TBR doesn't need inspiration, IT NEEDS AN INTERVENTION. (Or maybe I do.) Either way, BONK, bad company! 🤣
Clip from my inbox, with Book Outlet asking me if I need TBR inspiration and if so here's a discount.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Due to whacky happenstance, this dough cold proofed for ... (scratches head) ... five days? And boy did it spring!!! 😍
Pizza with a bubbly dark crust, pepperoni, green olive, green pepper and red onion.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The best fish I've ever had.
Sablefish with miso glaze at Nightingale, Vancouver BC.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I'm just this little pie, you know?
Home made pepperoni and mushroom pizza, golden from the oven, sitting on a rack to cool before cutting.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Drop the lock screen:
Moody purple-tinted drawn scene of plants, glowing crystals, and a roughed up blade.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Look, look these are fine, but for the love of god they can't be the only ones you sell!
Salt & Vinegar HICORY STICKS, but no Hickory?! BLASPHEMERS
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Advertise your account with just one image:
Ruby from Steven Universe shouting, "I'M AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!" before power smashing the booth table at the diner where she, Sapphire, Greg and Steven are having breakfast.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Okay, cake for lunch!! 😍
A slice of double fudge chocolate cake from the grocery store with a bite taken out of it sitting on a white plate in the middle of a messy desk.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Where is my beloved Internet historian with a photograph of every flavor of Hostess chips ever created?? At least I've been reintroduced to the Munchies. 😂
A button from the 80s showcasing the mascots for the Hostess brand of chips, the Munchies! Little friendly gremlins that came in yellow, orange and red.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Pull up Apple Music on my laptop, first time in a while. SEE ALL MY NOVEL PLAYLISTS. Watch iCloud sync delete them all before I can turn wifi off.
Stitch from the Disney movie LILO AND STITCH, in the rain, about to break into a body-wracking sob.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Good morning!!
Skyline in Vancouver, looking east at the dawn, with a trace of blue sky and the clouds lavender and hot pink.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
After much effort, and a tossed carton of cherry tomatoes I overcooked that didn't make it into the end dish, macaroni and cheese!
A dish of macaroni and cheese that would make Cardi B proud.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
*breathes into paper bag* Now, now it's not all gone. MOST of it is moved, but I am ... still verifying some. Yes. Verifying. Not frantically searching ...
Dropbox email image, telling me I've deleted 77,323 files ...
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Why would I ever need or ever want this? How about AI to eliminate all the trash/hateful comments? THAT would be useful! 🙃
Image of prompt for YouTube Premium subscribers are being offered the chance to "experiment" with an AI tool that will summarize comments.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
My set up for the virtual version of SiWC. *siiiiiiigh* Thank goodness I had an extra chair. Thank goodness these things are recorded. 🤣
My writing desk with the opening Keynote speaker for the Surrey International Writers Conference, ready with a cup of tea ... and the cat has claimed the office chair. A second chair that is not as nice is pulled up and meant for me....
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
You know what I love, Indigo, Canada's Largest Bookseller? BOOKS. I like books. 😂
Indigo, Canada's biggest bookseller, offering shoppers to "save more on the things you love" ... which doesn't include books, lol.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Inspired by @annakakalton.bsky.social this morning, look at the anchor thread on this web!
Spider web in autumnal golds, with one anchor going up and across the sidewalk to connect to a high tree branch.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
(Last post, promise.) If you type Japonica Glass Spiced Pumpkin, it works. But Japonica glass is SO TINY on the label, you could be forgiven for thinking it wasn't a valid search term. That the biggest words on the label would be the way to find it. But when you do the obvious thing:
No results for 'spiced pumpkin latte candle' ... womp womp.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Further digging around, I can see now why I can't find it. It's bad data. I went to the correct item, changed my location (which the location sidebar said was sold out everywhere near me, but then shows 2 available in store actually, shush, it's our little secret I guess), and find:
The candle! But the data doesn't match.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Last week when I was looking for an ~actual book~ (the title of which is MAKE TIME), Indigo's site matched many, many books, nine or so before the actual, precise title came up. Here are the top three offerings:
A shower curtain, a book on sex positions, another on how to make money in stocks... NOT the book MAKE TIME.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
THIS is what the search engine on Indigo's website turns up:
Indigo search engine showing only three options for "spiced pumpkin latte" and they are two plushies and a gluten-free slow cooker cookbook that doesn't have the phrase in the title.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
And since after logging in it took me to the main storefront page, I type in the name of the product exactly: pumpkin spice latte (a candle). This is said candle:
A very fancy and probably overpriced candle marketed to me via email by a bookstore.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Three and a half years. THREE AND A HALF YEARS 🤡
Two lines on the test you don't want too lines on and it still has 6 and a half minutes to go.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
Nah, hadn't posted 'em. But here are some process shots!! (and the only reason I figured out it wasn't advancing was because there was a black dot on the red portion of the tape and it didn't move no matter how much I typed. My a-ha moment!
My Brother! Gold(ish) with black keys, after successful fixing!Close up of the Brother innards, focused on the ribbon ... mount? idk what it's called. What you put the ink wheels on that spins it while you type.EVEN CLOSER photo of the innards, compete with the red typewriter ribbon in from the fresh replacement.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
A terrible, wonderful idea.
VANILLA COKE!!!!! Which is bad because I am off caffeine but VANILLA COOOOOOOKE!!!!
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Here we go ...
Early morning sun turned orange from light smokey-haze, hanging above a downtown apartment with an orange and blue First Nation's mural along the length.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Hmm 😌
Boys: Let's slay dragons!
Girls: (shows relaxed woman in medieval garb lounging comfortably on the rocks of a hillside while a dragon rests alongside her, head resting on her lap like an adoring dog)
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Baby's first Bluesky error!
Weird error on my main Following tab, where it says "Not enough resources" in Barbie pink (noice), and then a warning message saying my Following feed is empty but that I can also discover new custom feeds.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Suddenly, today's plan:
Diagram of nine drawer runners to be installed in the new storage cabinet I bought, page 5 of 17. Ha. Hahahaha. OH NO.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Been using a new dough method (The Quest For Perfect Dough continues across social media platforms, for they are etherial and pizza eternal) and been making some lovely, light chewy crusts that I cut and eat before I think to snap a pic. So here is something else orange and round:
Pale orange chonk tabby curled up in a bagel formation, cuddling a four-legged grey Kong cat toy, her white chin and cheek just turned upward to the camera. SHE'S BABY.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
This little guy!
A promotional image of a small round of Oka cheese, made in Quebec, and a slice from the wedge, with creamy interior and an orange rind.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Another fantastic exhibit just opened, PARVIZ TANAVOLI: POETS, LOCKS, CAGES. Iranian born and Vancouver based, the exhibit covers fifty+ years of his work across media. So cool.
Mixed media: circle of red with gold lettering backlit on grey block. Below, a five by two grate with a pair of disembodied hands holding tight.I believe this is bronze gone green with age, with a rectangle of chains behind a circle studded with slender spikes, above a flat plane.Close up from a much larger bronze (or brass?) piece, where the outline of a cat is given a square of its own in the wall of text.
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
This is from the FASION FICTIONS exhibit currently going on at the Vancouver Art Gallery.
Boots, dark red, each with a wide, decorative leather bands billowing out from the sides.This is the spider dress, made of white, bone-like appendages and large round black orbs.Dress with a black bodice-shaped top made of flowing material up top and blue and linen-colored draping ends.Close up of a sheer dress with sea grass green and white bands curling across the mannequin's body.
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