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Stephanie Austin

@stephanieaustin.bsky.social
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Formerly @lucysky on Twitter SOMETHING I MIGHT SAY, essays, WTAW Press BURN, a novel, out now from Cowboy Jamboree Press stephanieaustin.net

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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And in today's BESTIES! chat, we are talking about dental procedures for aging teeth and bodies so, you know, it IS a hip and cool chat.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My 11-year-old looked over my shoulder at my phone and was literally horrified to find out I had a group chat called BESTIES! (She claims I cannot use omg in regular conversation.)
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WTAW Press @wtawpress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s nothing better than a crisp fall day, a cozy blanket, and a stack of books waiting to be read 🍂📚 Consider this your sign to get cozy and pick your next read ☕🍁 Discover these books and more with the link in our bio or at www.wtawpress.org/shop
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walked in for a Covid booster today at the CVS near my house. Thought of that time it was an experimental vaccine, and we had to line up in our cars and get the shot through the window, and then pull up to the waiting zone and sit for 15 minutes to make sure we didn't go into anaphylactic shock.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heard an ad that asked the posed an important question: Would Henry Ford have built the assembly line faster with ChatGPT? We'll never know. Because Ford never had ChatGPT. *Quite* a bit to unpack here.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you are in the Phoenix area and are looking for something to do Friday night, come to Changing Hands for Storyline's Story Slam where eight of us will be telling a six minute story about second chances. changinghands.com/event/2026-0...
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The Storyline Slam: "Second Chances"
Changing Hands Bookstore is Arizona's leading independent bookstore, serving Phoenix and Tempe since 1974. Shop books, unique gifts, and 300+ annual events.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you are in the Phoenix area and are looking for something to do Friday night, come to Changing Hands for Storyline's Story Slam where eight of us will be telling a six minute story about second chances. changinghands.com/event/2026-0...
changinghands.com
The Storyline Slam: "Second Chances"
Changing Hands Bookstore is Arizona's leading independent bookstore, serving Phoenix and Tempe since 1974. Shop books, unique gifts, and 300+ annual events.
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John Waddy Bullion @johnwaddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OKC! I’ll be signing copies of my books (including a new joint from @bruisermag.com) at The Floating Bookshop in OKC this Saturday, 9/26, from 2-4pm!
A cool flyer conveying basically the same information as the skeet above, but with a cool slobbering mouth
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Thirty West Publishing @thirtywestph.com · 21/09/2026
Jennifer Wortman bio: A finalist for the Colorado Book Award & High Plains Book Awards. A recipient of support from the NEA & MacDowell, she lives in Colorado, where she serves as fiction editor for Colorado Review & teaches writing at Lighthouse Writers Workshop. jenniferwortman.com
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Jennifer Wortman – Writer. Editor. Teacher.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YAY!!!!! I love this news.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rain/storm situations are so weird in the Phoenix area. My area has clouds and a few drops of rain, but nothing crazy. However, I see videos of torrential downpours in other parts of the city.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you are into super voicey narrators who are trying (and often failing) to understand something about themselves, this book is for you.
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Forget Cool @forgetcool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Forget Cool, but don't forget to check out Issue 1, featuring totally rad writers like @stephanieaustin.bsky.social forget.cool/issue-1/issu...
Forget Cool graphic with an Issue 1 Author Spotlight shining on Stephanie Austin
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Ten years of marriage and you think I can scrape off the deep-rooted like wet mud from shoes..."
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally got an AI marketing email about my book. Thank god, was feeling left out.
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 09/09/2026
So, I have some news: deadline.com/2026/09/kean...
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Keanu Reeves To Star In 'Kill Current,' Produce Under New Two Dragonflies Label
Keanu Reeves is set to star in and produce 'Kill Current,' a thriller marking the first project to emerge from his new label Two Dragonflies.
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Pat Foran @pdforan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“… and then I said, I pegged you for a Dave Matthews fan, and he took me by my hands and looked into my eyes and he was like why? ” @stephanieaustin.bsky.social in @forgetcool.bsky.social forget.cool/issue-1/issu...
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Crash – Austin
CRASH by Stephanie Austin I met Ben in a night class. Humor Writing 101. I needed a final elective, and I thought humor writing was about essays but instead it was about crafting late night jokes. …
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Doric Literary @doricliterary.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Congratulations to our BOTN nominees: @danielmiller.bsky.social & @lpandell.bsky.social We publish short fiction inspired by classic writers. If alive, you know Carver & O'Connor would be writing about glory holes & armpit hair. doric-literary.com/2026/03/01/b... doric-literary.com/2026/06/30/i...
The round Best of the Net logo & the Doric Literary logo of a Greek temple appear on a blue background. Listed in white text are the names of Doric Literary's 2027 Best of the Net Nominees: Daniel Miller for his story "Basking in Glory" & Lexi Pandell for "In the Pits."
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Dan Crawley @danbillyc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Didn’t most of us who went to high school in the 90s like Dave Matthews?" Big love for this phenomenal piece of writing by @stephanieaustin.bsky.social 💙💙💙 forget.cool/issue-1/issu...
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Crash – Austin
CRASH by Stephanie Austin I met Ben in a night class. Humor Writing 101. I needed a final elective, and I thought humor writing was about essays but instead it was about crafting late night jokes. …
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why is this the most perfect line? "'I bet you have a habit of falling for women who have a habit of falling for you on their breaks from falling for guys who need to be saved,' Summer said, shaking me out of feeling like a judgmental asshole."
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Stanchion @stanchion.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
1st batch of The Shitbird pre-orders going out today, 13 days before publication day. Get ready for a "Fun as hell" ride with @spencerfleury.bsky.social's new novel.
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Amber Sparks @ambersparks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She made my whole career possible, and was my mom’s greatest hero. I once got bashed on that other platform for saying that Gloria freed my mom from having to be a good cook, but it’s true and I stand by it, rest in power to an icon
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Sudha Balagopal @sudhab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He told me he liked a story I’d written. This was the closest I’d ever been to having a man tell me he loved me.... Love this essay so much, @stephanieaustin.bsky.social and that ending, so poignant!
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Aaron Burch @aaronburch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🚨 new @stephanieaustin.bsky.social! 🚨 "I was in my chaos phase, so I cut off all my hair and showed up to our second class a new person. My family was mortified, and my friends had mixed reactions, but not Ben. Ben said he liked girls with short hair." forget.cool/issue-1/issu...
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Crash – Austin
CRASH by Stephanie Austin I met Ben in a night class. Humor Writing 101. I needed a final elective, and I thought humor writing was about essays but instead it was about crafting late night jokes. …
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/09/2026
Sometimes I see posts saying “people are discoursing” when what they mean is that people are talking. So I put together this guide for you to determine the difference: If I like the topic and/or participants, that’s a discussion If the topic or participants are annoying to me, that’s discourse
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Dr Sweet Machine @sweetmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So excited to be part of the inaugural issue! I have two poems in it: one about Planet Earth, and one about horror movies. Happy reading!
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Kristine Langley Mahler @suburbanprairie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You can't forget all these VERY COOL PIECES (and very cool editors @allisonwrites.bsky.social and @mfitejohnson.bsky.social!) And YOU might have forgotten about TLC's A Wedding Story, but I DID NOT and IT HAS NEVER LEFT ME! More in my essay for @forgetcool.bsky.social's 1st issue <3
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Sabrina Hicks @sabrinahicks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love this essay by @stephanieaustin.bsky.social!
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My own essay reminds me of this time a bunch of us went to a DMB concert. One friend was going through a break-up; she was upset. We got to the parking lot and did shots before we went in (as one does) but she took off. We found her in a car with strangers getting high. It was a whole thing!
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have an essay in this inaugural issue -- my first "real" essay in a super long time. I wrote about a guy I went out with who was obsessed with "Crash into Me" by Dave Matthews and thus, *I* became obsessed with "Crash into Me" by Dave Matthews.
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Donna Vorreyer @djvorreyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love this new journal and and proud to have two poems in this first issue that reference Alien, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Willy Wonka, slumber parties, and urban legends. Will share later but read the whole issue of stellar works- you won't be disappointed!
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I signed up to do a story slam next month. We'll see what happens!
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This my favourite comment re the recipe
This has been my go-to brownie recipe for 30 years, even after going to baking school! I agree that using the best cocoa possible makes a difference. These days, I use Callebaut. In the 80s, an acquaintence in Germany to whom I brought some of the brownies, and who considered herself a great cook, asked for the recipe but was never able to get it to work. She kept asking me what she was doing wrong and I was never able to solve her problem. Eventually, she moved to the US and stole my husband!
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The drug commercials are out of control.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When I was young, I set a goal to watch 0 deaths on social media. Have now watched, against my will (the latest being the Nepal flood video), many many deaths on social media.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
time is a fluid, arbitrary, and artificially human-constructed social concept UNLESS i am tracking a package
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry! 😭 I just made my daughter sit down and watch Clue the other day.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I might have to rewatch the Drunk History episode on Nashville tonight.
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Drunk History - Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner (ft. Casey Wilson)
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton died! variety.com/2026/music/n...
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Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80
Dolly Parton, considered by many to be the all-time queen of country music, and star of movies such as '9 to 5,' has died at age 80.
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The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 24/08/2026
"A market ceases to function when competition disappears. And it’s disappearing," contends writer Mike Schur in a guest column for The Hollywood Reporter
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Mike Schur: The Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Is Existential for Writers
Let’s begin with a statement of fact: mega mergers in Hollywood are bad for writers. They’re also bad for actors and directors, for production designers and caterers, for carpenters and Teamsters and electricians and set decorators. They are bad for consumers, who get fewer choices in entertainment controlled by fewer bosses with narrower worldviews. Mergers are bad for local businesses, who lose paying customers from disappearing productions. They are bad for high level TV and film executives, and entry-level assistants, and everyone in between.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you are in or around the Phoenix area, I'm leading a workshop next month at the Piper Center at ASU and I'm *THRILLED* so please sign up and hang out -- we will have a good time! piper.asu.edu/classes
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Classes | Virginia G. Piper Center for Creative Writing
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I took my daughter to see the immersive Titanic exhibit today. At the end, you can read the names of the passengers--survivors and deceased. The gift shop has magnets and stuffed bears with TITANIC stitched on their little shirts like the people screaming in the water as they died always wanted.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seasonal Affective Disorder but too much heat and white hot unrelenting sun. #phoenix
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SFGATE @sfgate.com · 21/08/2026
Darth Vader made an unexpected appearance at San Diego City Hall this week to weigh in on the city’s use of Flock surveillance cameras.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lost a tree last night during the storm. She was my favorite tree. Gave the best shade. I'm sad to see her go.
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Dan Crawley @danbillyc.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
5 years ago this collection was published by the amazing @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social. These stories took decades to write, and is my core of my heart. Always indebted (with great love) to the best editor around @vanwinkle.bsky.social 💙💙💙 www.amazon.com/Wind-Swirls-...
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The Wind, It Swirls
The Wind, It Swirls [Crawley, Dan] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Wind, It Swirls
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ramping up work on my story collection that will come out next year. I sat down with it today and read it from cover to cover. Reading some of those older stories (2009 is the oldest one) was such an experience. I know I wrote them but also it's like a whole other person wrote them.
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi I'm a tire blow out going 80 mph outside Quartzsite, AZ and then spinning into an oncoming semi-truck
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Stephanie Austin @stephanieaustin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is specific to the Phoenix area but 1) it has been so moist here and 2) I've had more conversations and/or overheard more conversations about Salad N Go in the last week than I have in the last five years.
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