doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 19/09/2026Lightning struck the ground by my house and exploded my water pipe and fried my toaster oven. Sometimes shit just be happening 050
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 18/09/2026Ikkimel US tour tix secured for two dates, oh I am going to be a menace 010
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 17/09/2026World wide internet cancellation is soon going to be legally considered force majeure for contractual purposes 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 14/09/2026Absolutely throbbing over how fun blizzcon was this weekend 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 09/09/2026Feeling maternal over the self driving courier robots in LA 011
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 04/09/2026Sitting in the darkest corner of the Amex lounge drinking a margarita and playing disco elysium on my steam deck,,,,do not text 040
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 30/08/2026PUT MIDNIGHT SUN IN FORTNIITE KARAOKE AND NO ONE GETS HURT 120
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/08/2026Thrifting will take you crazy places, now I’m the owner of one of the rarest vintage sex beds ever sold in America 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/07/2026Explaining to my doctor I broke my foot and have back pain that makes me faint because I sit on the computer like this for 12+ hours a day 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 17/07/2026My worst trait is I wanna have like 6 cars and pick which one I want to drive like it’s an accessory to my mood for the day 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 09/07/2026I have had my tooth gems on for 5 years they are never coming off 😩 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 05/07/2026Personal use fireworks should be illegal, charged as a felony/terrorism, and banned from being purchased without a public display license uwu :3 010
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 04/07/2026Thankful my algorithm told me exactly the kind of person I am 010
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 15/06/2026I am convinced chatgpt is purposefully giving people wrong tax advice so attorneys and cpas can crank their billable hours by making me respond to this utter psychobabble 040
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 12/06/2026We should implement a 100% tax on profits derived from egregiously staged tiktoks 030
Reposted by doomsdayPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/06/2026get in folks we're taking our family annihilation rates - to the moon 331652264
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 03/06/2026Computah, spontaneously combust these geriatric fucks that are ruining the vibe 042
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 29/05/2026🚨alert🚨 i put on my skates today for the first time since The Incident and im happy to report all my skills (and bad habits) are still there…..huge 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 28/05/2026Tabbing out of my Overwatch game to change my lil peep song….feeling very 2016 100
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 10/05/2026The amount of professional people wearing vespers during meetings and interviews is shocking. Are we supposed to pretend we just don’t know orrrrr 110
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/04/2026I’m so deeply affected by the Madonna x Sabrina carpenter set i cannot recover 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/04/2026I need ppl to get really cringe and embarrassing really fast 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 30/03/2026It is always the sweatiest mother fuckers on Fortnite in using a hatsune miku skin 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 05/03/2026I get heart eyes and a sfx glitter glow when I look at my car. God I love driving 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/02/2026If I get 2009-2013 kpop music videos on yt drunk…..I’m having a rlly good time 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 20/02/2026When I was 9 I googled “jobs for people who like filling out forms” and 20 years later I am in fact a tax accountant 060
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 14/02/2026The most finance bro thing about me is how much I love tame impala 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 08/02/2026Every time the algorithm serves me a nostalgiacore post it should be considered attempted murder 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 17/01/2026Sorry I’m acting different I uhhhhh experienced multiple traumas layered upon each other therefore rendering me incapable of continuing the performance of an internet hot girl 060
Reposted by doomsdayThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/01/2026DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social ) 735313079333
Reposted by doomsdaythe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/01/2026telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing 960287
