doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 6hA miserable person tried to crush my whimsy today. Just wrote their name on 50 squares of my toilet paper 040
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 19/09/2026Lightning struck the ground by my house and exploded my water pipe and fried my toaster oven. Sometimes shit just be happening 051
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 18/09/2026Ikkimel US tour tix secured for two dates, oh I am going to be a menace 010
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 17/09/2026World wide internet cancellation is soon going to be legally considered force majeure for contractual purposes 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 14/09/2026Absolutely throbbing over how fun blizzcon was this weekend 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 09/09/2026Feeling maternal over the self driving courier robots in LA 011
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 04/09/2026Sitting in the darkest corner of the Amex lounge drinking a margarita and playing disco elysium on my steam deck,,,,do not text 040
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 30/08/2026PUT MIDNIGHT SUN IN FORTNIITE KARAOKE AND NO ONE GETS HURT 120
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/08/2026Thrifting will take you crazy places, now I’m the owner of one of the rarest vintage sex beds ever sold in America 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/07/2026Explaining to my doctor I broke my foot and have back pain that makes me faint because I sit on the computer like this for 12+ hours a day 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 17/07/2026My worst trait is I wanna have like 6 cars and pick which one I want to drive like it’s an accessory to my mood for the day 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 09/07/2026I have had my tooth gems on for 5 years they are never coming off 😩 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 05/07/2026Personal use fireworks should be illegal, charged as a felony/terrorism, and banned from being purchased without a public display license uwu :3 010
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 04/07/2026Thankful my algorithm told me exactly the kind of person I am 010
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 15/06/2026I am convinced chatgpt is purposefully giving people wrong tax advice so attorneys and cpas can crank their billable hours by making me respond to this utter psychobabble 040
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 12/06/2026We should implement a 100% tax on profits derived from egregiously staged tiktoks 030
Reposted by doomsdayPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/06/2026get in folks we're taking our family annihilation rates - to the moon 331651264
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 03/06/2026Computah, spontaneously combust these geriatric fucks that are ruining the vibe 042
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 29/05/2026🚨alert🚨 i put on my skates today for the first time since The Incident and im happy to report all my skills (and bad habits) are still there…..huge 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 28/05/2026Tabbing out of my Overwatch game to change my lil peep song….feeling very 2016 100
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 10/05/2026The amount of professional people wearing vespers during meetings and interviews is shocking. Are we supposed to pretend we just don’t know orrrrr 110
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/04/2026I’m so deeply affected by the Madonna x Sabrina carpenter set i cannot recover 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/04/2026I need ppl to get really cringe and embarrassing really fast 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 30/03/2026It is always the sweatiest mother fuckers on Fortnite in using a hatsune miku skin 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 05/03/2026I get heart eyes and a sfx glitter glow when I look at my car. God I love driving 020
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 23/02/2026If I get 2009-2013 kpop music videos on yt drunk…..I’m having a rlly good time 030
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 20/02/2026When I was 9 I googled “jobs for people who like filling out forms” and 20 years later I am in fact a tax accountant 060
doomsday @stellarkelli.net · 14/02/2026The most finance bro thing about me is how much I love tame impala 020
