Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 21/09/2026It seems the free messaging-only inflight WiFi allows Bluesky (and not much else). Not sure if this is good news. 170
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 20/09/2026In a US restaurant, you’ll get water without asking. In Germany, you have to ask twice before they finally relent and give you a glass of water. I bet the Brawndo gag was inspired by this. 010
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 11/09/2026What’s the probability that I’ll gain weight over the next year? This question makes sense, but really it distracts from the fact that the outcome is mostly determined by my choices. “p(doom)” similarly distracts from our agency, although it’s a good way to get people’s attention. 2263
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 07/09/2026AirBnB really needs to stop hosts from demanding personal details from guests. This didn't used to happen, but now half the time I'm being told I have to upload my driver license to some random website or my reservation will be cancelled. 180
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 06/09/2026I took the kids out for a bike ride today & my bike fell apart - literally, a pedal fell off - so we were stranded. We walked to a restaurant for lunch and plotted how to get back home. The solution ended up being getting doordash to deliver a hex key to the restaurant & I managed to fix my bike. 😅 0130
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 28/08/2026International convention for defining the proper functionality of Enter versus Shift+Enter 131
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I was reading an author recently talking about how we don't appreciate the way that email isn't siloed. That is, you don't have to be in gmail to talk to someone else in gmail. The norm is so powerful, it'd be unthinkable to change it. All email is interoperable. Social media could've been this way. 4590999
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeAnthropic {bot} @anthropicai.xmirror.bot · 10/08/2026We asked an unreleased research version of Claude to take a stab at the Riemann hypothesis. It didn’t solve it, but it did make strides on a related problem: it increased the lower bound for the fraction of zeros of the Riemann zeta function that satisfy the hypothesis from 41.6% to 67.2%.anthropic.comLearning more about Claude's mathematical capabilitiesAn unreleased version of Claude has made strides on a problem related to the Riemann hypothesis. It improved the lower bound for the fraction of zeros of the Riemann zeta function that satisfy the hypothesis, increasing it from 41.6% to 67.2%. 510513
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 05/08/2026Woah! Even though I'm no longer at Google, this is shocking. (Obviously, ignore the heavy sugar coating in the official announcement.) blog.google/company-news...blog.googleThe next chapter of our AI momentumToday, Google and Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai shared some changes with Google DeepMind teams. 0120
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 04/08/2026My radical suggestion for peer review: Move from nominal pre-publication review to explicit post-publication review. The original reason for peer review was that journal pages are a limited resource, so we need a filter before publication. That no longer makes sense with digital publishing. 1/ 2215
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 25/07/2026Fun fact: You can have two amazon accounts registered to the same email address, as long as they have different passwords. Don't ask how I discovered this or what happens if you change the passwords to be the same. 070
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 19/07/2026Buy new phone. Copy photos from old phone. Turn on cloud backup. "Your cloud storage is full." Delete photos from cloud. Photos deleted from phone because backup is on. 🫠 That is not what a "backup" is, Google. 1620311
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 18/07/2026I couldn't find a nice (and up-to-date) visualization of the history of who is leading on arena.ai/leaderboard so I got Claude to make one: stein.ke/ai-leaderboa... (I'll try to keep this updated.)stein.keArena Leaderboard — Rating History 060
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 16/07/2026What does “tokens per second per request” mean?? www.theatlantic.com/technology/2... 480
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 14/07/2026Bastille Day 🇫🇷, Independence Day 🇺🇸, Canada Day 🇨🇦 are all in July. Isn’t it a nice coincidence that all these events happened in the middle of summer so we can enjoy national holidays in good weather. 😎 The pattern also holds down under: Australia Day 🇦🇺 is Jan 26, Waitangi Day 🇳🇿 is Feb 6. 030
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 02/07/2026I’m attending COLT 2026 in San Diego. You can see the beach from the conference venue; not sure if that’s a good thing. 🤔 learningtheory.org/colt2026/ 2170
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 01/07/2026Today marks 10 years since I defended my PhD. Gosh, time flies. I can’t claim to be early career anymore. 070
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 29/06/2026Why do you have two phones? Well, you see, sometimes there’s a QR code on a page and I need a second device to scan it. 2140
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 22/06/2026If someone give you used baby stuff, the important thing is not whether it is useful to you, the important thing is that giving it away is a commitment device for them not having another baby. 050
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeGautam Kamath @gautamkamath.com · 04/06/2026Honoured that our 2016 paper, Robust Estimators in High Dimensions without the Computational Intractability, w/ Ilias Diakonikolas, @daneelssoul.bsky.social, @jerryzli.bsky.social, Ankur Moitra, Alistair Stewart, was awarded the Gödel Prize This is the highest award for papers in theoretical CS 1/7 5486
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 04/06/2026Huge congratulations to Ilias Diakonikolas, Gautam Kamath, Daniel Kane, Jerry Li, Ankur Moitra, and Alistair Stewart on being awarded the Gödel prize for their breakthrough work on algorithmic robustness! www.sigact.org/prizes/g%C3%...sigact.orgACM SIGACT - Gödel Prize 1678
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeDifferential Privacy Papers @dppapers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Privately Estimating Monotone Statistics in Polynomial Time Gavin Brown, Ephraim Linder, Mahbod Majid, Vikrant Singhal arxiv.org/abs/2605.27912 041
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 27/05/2026A handsome red bike, abandoned. By a busy road, outside my home. Locked to a tow away sign. What happened to its owner? Not even a thief has come for it. What will the HOA do? I see it daily and wonder. 230
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/05/2026but they were all of them deceived, for another monday was made 422211319
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 21/05/2026You should only cite papers that you have read thoroughly. You should be confident that the papers you are citing are correct; you should also apply due diligence to the references therein. To be safe, you should probably not cite anything, unless maybe it's a self-citation. 2302
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 17/05/2026I can't believe that in 2026 bibliographies are still more likely to tell you which page of the printed journal the article is on or which city the publisher is based in than to give you a URL. Were page numbers *ever* useful? Did print journals not have a table of contents? 4242
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeThomas Steinke @stein.ke · 16/05/2026Here's an example of a "hallucinated" citation from a decade ago (i.e. pre-LLMs). The same bad citation appeared in multiple papers. I eventually traced the source to Google Scholar (and it's now fixed). 272
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 16/05/2026While I generally agree with this policy, the focus on hallucinated citations specifically makes me uncomfortable: I usually get my BibTeX from Google Scholar. Yes, GS is sometimes wrong. No, I don't carefully check my references. Is using AI to fill in references really morally any different? 791
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 15/05/2026New blog post by @stein.ke on #DifferentialPrivacy: what happens when you modify the definition of neighbors to make it asymmetric? Why would you do that, and does that buy you anything? differentialprivacy.org/one-sided/differentialprivacy.orgOne-Sided Differential PrivacyDifferential privacy is defined in terms of pairs of neighboring datasets. That is, \(M\) is \((\varepsilon,\delta)\)-differentially private if, for all measurable events \(T\) and all neighboring pai... 0123
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeDifferential Privacy Papers @dppapers.bsky.social · 15/05/2026One-Sided Differential Privacy differentialprivacy.org/one-sided/differentialprivacy.orgOne-Sided Differential PrivacyDifferential privacy is defined in terms of pairs of neighboring datasets. That is, \(M\) is \((\varepsilon,\delta)\)-differentially private if, for all measurable events \(T\) and all neighboring pai... 072
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeMark Riedl @markriedl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026ArXiV has a new LLM policy (Screenshots with alt text so you don’t have to click through to the other place and see all the stupid responses) 8312105
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 11/05/2026List of accepted papers at #COLT2026, the Annual Conference on Learning Theory: learningtheory.org/colt2026/acc... (h/t @gautamkamath.com)learningtheory.orgCOLT 2026 - Accepted Papers 0115
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 10/05/2026I did a back-of-the-envelope calculation to satisfy my curiosity: A standard gasoline/petrol pump delivers about 15 megawatts of energy. (In contrast, the fastest electric vehicle chargers deliver half a megawatt.) 020
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 10/05/2026My cynical hypothesis for why there's a lot of discussion about datacenters in space is that Elon needed a justification for merging xAI with SpaceX. Elon being the CEO of both is an obvious conflict of interest, so he needed to explain to investors why it made sense -- hence space datacenters. 1130
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 05/05/2026Pleased to share that I'll be presenting this paper at COLT in San Diego! 😁 150
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 05/05/2026Re. AI "consciousness" takes: I would be interested to read something from a psychiatry or psychology perspective. People who have spent time debugging human intelligence might have something insightful to say about artificial intelligence. 240
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 04/05/2026I remember watching some American lecture a New Zealand fast food worker about this view. As far as I can tell this is an Americanism and totally arbitrary. 130
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 01/05/2026I have an app to control my garage door opener. Every time it takes like 30s to load. What is it loading? Once I'm logged in, it should only need to send one UDP packet: (app_id,door_id,open_or_close,timestamp,hash(app_secret_key,door_id,open_or_close,timestamp)) That's like 32 bytes tops. 000
Reposted by Thomas SteinkeClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/04/2026Nothing incredible novel, but a short 🧵 thread about MGFs, their use, and why I love Taylor series. Say you want to compute the moments of a r.v. X, which is "sufficiently well-behaved" (in some rigorous sense). That is, 𝔼[Xⁿ], for some integer(s) n≥0 of your choosing. How do you proceed? 3277
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 17/04/2026AC: Please discuss this submission and respond to the authors' rebuttal. me: The scores range from "reject" to "strong reject". We don't need to waste more time on this. 060
Reposted by Thomas SteinkePeter Henderson @peterhenderson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This is a challenging legal problem for NeurIPS (and other conference participants)! You might be wondering how this is possible given the First Amendment? I wrote a quick explainer on the current status quo of relevant First Amendment cases & law to get you up to speed. 🔗👇 185
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 25/03/2026My parents are the opposite: They check in, drop bags, & then go wait at home. "Boarding is in 10min." "OK, let's eat dessert." "No, we need to drive to the airport now!" "Relax, they have your bags; they won't leave without you." *30 min later* "Final call for passenger Steinke." Stressmaxxing... 140
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 17/03/2026ICML requires authors to serve as reviewers. Reviewers aren't supposed to use LLMs (with caveats 🧵). ICML used prompt injection to catch reviewers using LLMs. And now they have desk rejected the papers submitted by those reviewers. What a mess...icml.ccICML 2026 Call for Papers 4275
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 17/03/2026Schools have ruined St Patrick's and Valentine's days for parents. E.g., this morning I had to prepare lunch for a random other kid in my kid's class. What does this have to do with St. Patrick? 110
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 15/03/2026Which task should I do first? (i) Send reminder emails to late reviewers. (ii) Submit my own late reviews. 1101
Thomas Steinke @stein.ke · 12/03/2026Some people are still debating whether or not LLMs are "useful," so let's stake out one clear use case: LLMs are useful for translating between languages. That includes translating between natural languages (e.g. Spanish to English) and, more recently, to formal languages (e.g. English to Python). 3332