Sign in

dodgy nova

@stefnoves.bsky.social
98 followers 79 following 190 posts

got more beef than Les Schwab

PostsRepliesMedia
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
000 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
did it take me 15 months to finally get her to let me give her ear scritchies? yes it was the best day of my life
a terrifyingly intelligent street dog named Daisy briefly posing for a photo before barking at me for being the bitch who stole her man part-time
030 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
approaching folks gives you the opportunity to snare a bouncer who hates selfies and looks scary but is so soft that he adopted a stray dog and named her Daisy and set her up with a pink bandana collection idk either that’s selling point or a downside and also highly specific but shoot your shot
280 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
who needs a fidget toy when you can have rings? …if you’re a jewelry person. but I’ve found ‘em a bit more helpful.
120 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’d be plum tickled if AI disappeared from my workday, news, and life in general bet this bonkers bootlicking bozo is all-in on Roko’s Basilisk Bullshit too
010 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
thunder ain’t a concern once you’ve been pumped with heroic amounts of trazodone dude blissfully proceeded to fall asleep with his snoot in that snack ball as the sky ripped wide open over the course of hours
020 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
1) these idiots can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. take a flying fuck at the MOON. 2) speaking of Vonnegut… look I’m prob the last person to consider this but those twerps absolutely stole his art (typical AI behavior)
010 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
me at Torts calling a challenge on that obvious non-goal
010 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I know nothing about Euphoria other than “show featuring Zendaya and somehow Marshawn Lynch” yet I watched this because you mentioned a dog. my delight at there being TWO! then a BONUS TRIPOD! YAY!
001 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
020 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
feelin’ good about this being the guy to buy my most beloved indie
010 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
that is a lot of response vehicles holy moly
001 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
saw “German Shepherds” and automatically went “hey an excuse to post my Large Adult Nephew who menaces Newt but is soooo cuuuuute”
020 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
@mitzipdx.bsky.social was questing in Warcraft and my character was tasked with kicking invading spirits off of ancient Troll ruins. decided your fishing wasn’t too invasive; hope something nice came up for ya
Strelka, noted Demon Hunter and all-around completionist, briefly ponders potential consequences before deciding that it isn’t worth it to kick a small ghost child in the face (…this time)
120 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Thekla being my therapist would likely be a nightmare for everyone but she can fix me, I’m positive
040 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
the joys of living in a rental property with “vintage charm” in other news: with the sudden realization I can simply write on things with dry-erase marker, no non-porous surface in this building is safe from my commentary
020 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
you’re the best at all variants of saying “hoes mad” or any kind of level-headed take in general so my vote is “post as much as you damn well please about whatever comes to mind”
Tula-Tu, recently celebrating her first birthday, chilling on her favorite ball and offering you encouragement to do whatever brings joy
010 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
WoW patches are always a bit messy but my special little matching and curated outfit somehow got deleted?! absolute CLOWN SHOES MESS right now. guess I’ll just sit here and pout.
010 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
something something “dril gift of prophecy” etc
010 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
here’s a dog, that’s… something?
100 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
post-Chauncey era going great
130 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
just gonna keep this alert on my phone for a hot minute
010 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
well ok and the one time I did briefly foster a kitten was a bit… weird…
010 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I can’t even move apartments! stupid damn dog ruining my life, smdh sorry, I mean “wonderful light of my life who is above most weight limits, reactive as hell toward other dogs and terrified of ceiling fans” (literally. he will hide from any fan he notices. absolute idiot.)
110 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
“Lt. Katsuragi, what’s the status on that weirdo chud who’s obsessed with teenagers?”
000 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
@metaltxt.bsky.social I’ve taken to sneaking this sticker into every office photo possible and need to find the rest of ‘em because folks are starting to get jealous
020 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
@metaltxt.bsky.social @ourcityburning.bsky.social I don’t know why but it feels important to show y’all the shirt I just got
6304 0
dodgy nova @stefnoves.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
damn, I’m good
020 0