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StealthyMoose

@stealthymoose.bsky.social
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MOOSE % | Same name as the twitters | Game Developer/Cofounder of Albino Moose Games

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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Galvanized early access out now! Play episode 1! There’s a demo if you’re not sure if you’ll like it or not! store.steampowered.com/app/2558620/...
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Save 33% on Galvanized on Steam
A fast paced, movement focused FPS in a foreboding, post-apocalyptic setting.
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Idea: RAVE act but for data brokers
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Zug zug
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Hi bsky
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
I forgot about this one til it caught a random like, I was cooking
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
We're sorry, our staff is answering other calls. Please hold on and we will be with you shortly. There are more than 3 callers ahead of you. *30 seconds of the start of the same classical sounding piece*
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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
It is now the un-time, the period that does and does not exist until the budding of the new year
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
I misread "dogpiled" as "dogpilled" and it's cracking me up. Yeah bro they got dogpilled. They nap a lot, chase stick, & get in trouble for chewing on the couch.
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Day after a migraine this website's css making text jump around a few pixels makes me feel a bit odd
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
If I refresh my package tracking enough that means it'll get here faster right?
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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
one of my goals in the games industry is to gaslight @stealthymoose.bsky.social and @amgsheena.bsky.social into retconning the lore Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion so it's a parable about the dangers of operating heavy machinery without OSHA certification
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Silently punching the air in victory as the roomie's friend who crashed here last night intuitively used the nice little coffee station with the mug tree I set up (I am over 30)
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
It's fucked up that it's 2023 and there's still no solution to big muscle knots other than "idk get a massage lol? also that's not covered by insurance but is definitely the source of your pain rn"
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
I know it is what it is, but darn it getting an email from gamedeveloper dot com (formerly gamasutra) asking me to publish on there feels pretty cool
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
I’m not quite sure what I expected but there’s a very uncomfortable type of incandescent anger that comes from being told to call the financial assistance department when you inquire as to why a hospital is sending me an illegal medical bill
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
The only thing worse than air fryer gang's smugness is the fact that they're absolutely right. God dammit these wedge fries are pristine.
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
nice
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Man. Electricity is wild. Fixing up a lit Halloween miniature house turned in to a wild deep dive on LEDs & now I know what forward voltage means
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I really wish the medical industrial complex could figure out what was wrong with me because I would really like to be able to sit at the computer and do work again without it hurting. It makes it so hard to think
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than 10 times.
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
"he's coding on the floor" has vastly different meanings depending on if you're in the software field or the medical field 🤔
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
@spideyj.bsky.social Namco is making your bike courier game!
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
I am perfectly motivated until I sit down at my desk and refresh the submission status page and then that completely takes over my brain bandwidth, very lame
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
it's absolutely fucking wild that the IRS has notices about scams for things like ERC but has 0 enforcement/punishment for it and it's made my phone impossible to use and my email annoying
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Man I am so bad at anything that's interrupt driven. I should/could be doing other things but instead I'm just anxiously twiddling my fingers and refreshing status pages probably more than I should
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Few things are more disconcerting to find when sweeping out nooks & crannies than seals and o rings
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Optional cert on build I wasn't confident in passed with no issues and now I'm stuck in a superposition of feeling smart (no issues!) and dumb (took 7 calendar days)
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
My toxic trait is refreshing status pages that I get emails for when they change
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Had KBBQ for the first time in like, years, and we ate _really_ fast, basically just shotgunned a cow
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Doing a console submit tomorrow (probably/hopefully) and had to slam an edible to not have the different command line arguments run through my head on repeat
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Really want to get back on my ADHD meds, tired of getting stuck in abstract tangents about how your program makes decisions based on data state therefore data is code & it's possible to create solid-state (orthogonally persistent) applications if you try hard n believe in yourself
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
TREE: so what brings you in to the office today? ME: I, uh, think I might’ve gone to the wrong kind of ENT doctor
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Sheena @amgsheena.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Hey Game Dev BlueSky: Unity released a post today stating that as of 2024, downloads of games made in Unity will be billed to the developer past a certain threshold, meaning that if a game goes viral the developer can end up with a significant and unexpected bill.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
♫ Cruella De Vil ♫ Cruella De Vil ♫ If she doesn't scare you ♫ No evil thing will
Dalmatian standing at a piano, paws on the keys, head raised in a howl.
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
I found a neat little website that aggregates a bunch of weather stuff for Austin and it has a "misery index" scale that has been spot on!
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
I have _so_ many takes bubbling up inside and the compulsion to share keeps increasing. Terrifying.
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Japan needs superconductors because their trains have orders of magnitude more passengers :thonk:
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Real happy to have a new beefier computer but man the tuning and migration process is real disruptive. Trying to get it ready so I can hit the ground running next month but man the random black screen or failed boot is stressful
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I'm so tired of software just getting worse. You don't need more features, especially if they make the ones that I'm actually using break. Just had discord crash while scrolling. I have autoplay off. I have HW acceleration off. Just be a chat client.
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Got that evil villain media server, call it my Plex Luther
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Floating point is a menace
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
4 hour windows on repair technician scheduling is what I imagine purgatory feels like
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Big fan of the JLU arc where Lex runs for President just to fuck with Superman specifically
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
I don't fuckin know dude
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Non deterministic raycasts???
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
The bluesky iOS app is hilariously fast. Remarkable what tiny pocket computers can do without the bloat
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Someday they'll invent a website with a scroll region header that stays put, if only we had the technology to lay things out hierarchically and not fudge it with javascript :thonk:
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StealthyMoose @stealthymoose.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Hello World
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