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Steak Sandwich

@steaksammy.bsky.social
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If you are planning to rob a bank, may I suggest wearing pro-Trump regalia and giving him a shoutout, mid-robbery. There could be a pro-Trump crime wave. Oh, wait! Too late.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Trump is messing with my salad bar. Nobody messes with my salad bar. I will continue to not vote for him.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I am considering moving to India and then immigrating back here. Depends on whether the techbro maga newbies defeat the die hard maga racists. It looks like they will. Stay tuned!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I love this maga infighting. I’m hoping for a full meltdown with warring factions. Donald won’t know which way is up after he is forced to 86 his incompetent cabinet and his party can’t agree on anything. He thinks he’s got it locked in, but chaos will prevail.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Sometimes it’s kind of fun to visit the old platform. I usually go in head down throwing haymakers and roll out the side of the ring when I’ve had enough.
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Tim W. ☮️ @heymrwilson1.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Successful businessmen my butt. One is the self proclaimed "king of debt" and the other is a vulture capitalist who buys existing ideas and call them his own.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’m planning to spend money on dinner. Is that okay with you, Elon?
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Curious George and the Case of the Dueling Dictators In this episode, the man with the yellow hat is busy working his second job to help keep George fed. And…ACTION!
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Chris B 🐻🌈 @loottheroom.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Me, giving advice: Your first draft will be shit! Embrace it! The real work is in the editing! Me, writing: This sentence isn't perfect I'm scrapping the whole thing this sucks
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58george.bsky.social @58george.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Zoe @myzoe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I know that most people don’t understand; they don’t speak Russian so they don’t understand Russian State Media & it’s hard to find translations. If you’re curious about how much RTV is full-on anti-American, there’s a reporter that translates RTV into English. youtube.com/@russianmedi...
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FistsOfShtank @fistsofshtank.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/12/2024
The one weird career goal I have is to be on the Bloomberg jealousy list. I hope it's this year but I also am scorned by god and hated by all www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
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Businessweek’s 2023 Jealousy List
All the stories we wish we wrote this year.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Oh look at this. MAGA doesn't care at all. Moving on. www.npr.org/2022/12/06/1...
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Former President Donald Trump's company is found guilty of criminal tax fraud
Trump and his company have repeatedly faced criminal investigations but this case marks the first time his company has been charged, tried, and convicted on criminal charges.
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is still hilarious, and outrageous
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Steak Sandwiches like Thanksgiving, too. It’s nice to step away from the spotlight for a spat, to appreciate the other meats. Cow knows Monday morning tenderizing comes soon enough. Happy holiday!
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 27/11/2024
Weed that makes you gay
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It's 100% true.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Funny because true.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Just a reminder: no squirrel hunting in city parks, maga. The news story doesn’t say, “maga,” but I’m pretty confident in my assessment.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My Roku remote went from perfectly fine, to totally broken, last evening. It’s not old. Fresh batteries. Tried all the tricks I could find. Had to download the app to move forward. How does that happen? I didn’t drop it. It just…quit. Mrs. Sandwich was not impressed.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This morning was more like Graysky around here, but things are looking up!
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Epic capture ….Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona ✨👏✨😎✨
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