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Steak Sandwich

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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If you are planning to rob a bank, may I suggest wearing pro-Trump regalia and giving him a shoutout, mid-robbery. There could be a pro-Trump crime wave. Oh, wait! Too late.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Trump is messing with my salad bar. Nobody messes with my salad bar. I will continue to not vote for him.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Less is more, Elon. A lot less. In fact, in this case, none is everything. Go for none.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Maybe he will get the picture this time.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
They wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Too damn late, pal.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I hope you’re safe. Looks terrifying from here. I sure hope the winds calm down.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
That’s what you see in laundry mats. I would imagine they can take a beating for a long, long time.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I am considering moving to India and then immigrating back here. Depends on whether the techbro maga newbies defeat the die hard maga racists. It looks like they will. Stay tuned!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I love this maga infighting. I’m hoping for a full meltdown with warring factions. Donald won’t know which way is up after he is forced to 86 his incompetent cabinet and his party can’t agree on anything. He thinks he’s got it locked in, but chaos will prevail.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
What happened to Larry? They turned his chip off. 😳
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
This tells you all you need to know about musk. He’s willing to say anything to get what he thinks will benefit him…not you. Totally full of it? No problem for musk. You don’t get to be the richest man in the world by looking out for a bunch of other people.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I know the first one. ☹️
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Stretch those thumbs out, David. We want full Pakman all the time, on the go, and at home. Let us know what you’re doing and when. Also, tell us what you think about it. Pictures, video…the full monte, David. Thumbs up! And…go!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Apple IIe. I was 8. My uncle worked for IBM. So, I used whatever my cousins had, too. I liked our apple tho. There was some clash of the platforms even back then.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Oh! I’ll clear my calendar.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
wazzzuuupGPT
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Sometimes it’s kind of fun to visit the old platform. I usually go in head down throwing haymakers and roll out the side of the ring when I’ve had enough.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Trump is already pissing everyone off. Now he’s sending these dopes.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It’s a prerequisite.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Yeah, that’s part of the deal. You have to have the patience and composure to put the thing together, whatever it is, before you can go hog wild. That was always rough, but character building. You’ve gotta sear the steak, before you have the sandwich.
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Tim W. ☮️ @heymrwilson1.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Successful businessmen my butt. One is the self proclaimed "king of debt" and the other is a vulture capitalist who buys existing ideas and call them his own.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’m planning to spend money on dinner. Is that okay with you, Elon?
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Curious George and the Case of the Dueling Dictators In this episode, the man with the yellow hat is busy working his second job to help keep George fed. And…ACTION!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Nobody knows.
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Chris B 🐻🌈 @loottheroom.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Me, giving advice: Your first draft will be shit! Embrace it! The real work is in the editing! Me, writing: This sentence isn't perfect I'm scrapping the whole thing this sucks
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This should be in the Twitter account setup instructions.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My neighbor had an intruder about a year ago. Shot the dude dead. Turns out it was his brother. They moved out after that.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
They haven’t done anything in years. I need this gig. Do nothing, make money, hot stock tips, guaranteed results, call now!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Awww. ☹️
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Drink it from a coffee mug with shades on and you’ll be just fine. Trust me, I’ve done a lot of things in my car, by myself, with shades on.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
You break it, you bought it, Elon! Oh, wait, you already bought it. Carry on.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
That week of law school is kind of fuzzy for ol’ Matty. He was busy having sex with a bunch of minors while doing a copious amount of drugs.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Silly Matt. Everyone hates you, bud.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Does CR stand for Criminal R*pists? I thought he voted for Trump.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Yay! Canada is moving in! I can’t wait! Free maple syrup and more hockey?! I call top bunk!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
We paid them to investigate. Glad we get to see the results. Let’s see why matt would suddenly resign and take a job at OAN. He was just re elected!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Where are the roof snipers?
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Btw, David, I bought apples at the store today and your assessment is correct. No refrigerator. I didn’t even have a cashier! Trump made it up!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Yes!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This is how my brain worked as a child, unfortunately. And, I know better than to hang out with a gum chewer. Sigh.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Here he comes to save the daaaaay! Oh, wait. Never mind. We’re screwed.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Okay, here goes… FUCK!!! Oh, yeah. That was good.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
And when he says it, it rhymes.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Look at you, Elon. So edgy! Tell us more about this lucky day!
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
There’s a giant TV screen in China where everyone can see you.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I know. It’s a bad attitude to have. I’m working on it.
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Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It will happen soon, David. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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58george.bsky.social @58george.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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