Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025If you are planning to rob a bank, may I suggest wearing pro-Trump regalia and giving him a shoutout, mid-robbery. There could be a pro-Trump crime wave. Oh, wait! Too late. 0210
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Trump is messing with my salad bar. Nobody messes with my salad bar. I will continue to not vote for him. 0210
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Less is more, Elon. A lot less. In fact, in this case, none is everything. Go for none. 060
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I hope you’re safe. Looks terrifying from here. I sure hope the winds calm down. 100
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025That’s what you see in laundry mats. I would imagine they can take a beating for a long, long time. 130
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I am considering moving to India and then immigrating back here. Depends on whether the techbro maga newbies defeat the die hard maga racists. It looks like they will. Stay tuned! 210
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I love this maga infighting. I’m hoping for a full meltdown with warring factions. Donald won’t know which way is up after he is forced to 86 his incompetent cabinet and his party can’t agree on anything. He thinks he’s got it locked in, but chaos will prevail. 010
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 26/12/2024What happened to Larry? They turned his chip off. 😳 010
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024This tells you all you need to know about musk. He’s willing to say anything to get what he thinks will benefit him…not you. Totally full of it? No problem for musk. You don’t get to be the richest man in the world by looking out for a bunch of other people. 020
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Stretch those thumbs out, David. We want full Pakman all the time, on the go, and at home. Let us know what you’re doing and when. Also, tell us what you think about it. Pictures, video…the full monte, David. Thumbs up! And…go! 000
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Apple IIe. I was 8. My uncle worked for IBM. So, I used whatever my cousins had, too. I liked our apple tho. There was some clash of the platforms even back then. 040
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Oh! I’ll clear my calendar.media.tenor.coma woman is standing in a living room with a christmas tree in the background and making a funny face .ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with a christmas tree in the background and making a funny face . 010
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Sometimes it’s kind of fun to visit the old platform. I usually go in head down throwing haymakers and roll out the side of the ring when I’ve had enough. 000
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Trump is already pissing everyone off. Now he’s sending these dopes. 000
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Yeah, that’s part of the deal. You have to have the patience and composure to put the thing together, whatever it is, before you can go hog wild. That was always rough, but character building. You’ve gotta sear the steak, before you have the sandwich. 060
Reposted by Steak SandwichTim W. ☮️ @heymrwilson1.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Successful businessmen my butt. One is the self proclaimed "king of debt" and the other is a vulture capitalist who buys existing ideas and call them his own. 3708
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I’m planning to spend money on dinner. Is that okay with you, Elon? 000
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Curious George and the Case of the Dueling Dictators In this episode, the man with the yellow hat is busy working his second job to help keep George fed. And…ACTION! 010
Reposted by Steak SandwichChris B 🐻🌈 @loottheroom.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Me, giving advice: Your first draft will be shit! Embrace it! The real work is in the editing! Me, writing: This sentence isn't perfect I'm scrapping the whole thing this sucks 2159586
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024This should be in the Twitter account setup instructions. 120
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024My neighbor had an intruder about a year ago. Shot the dude dead. Turns out it was his brother. They moved out after that. 030
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024They haven’t done anything in years. I need this gig. Do nothing, make money, hot stock tips, guaranteed results, call now! 030
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Drink it from a coffee mug with shades on and you’ll be just fine. Trust me, I’ve done a lot of things in my car, by myself, with shades on. 000
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024You break it, you bought it, Elon! Oh, wait, you already bought it. Carry on. 010
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024That week of law school is kind of fuzzy for ol’ Matty. He was busy having sex with a bunch of minors while doing a copious amount of drugs. 020
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Does CR stand for Criminal R*pists? I thought he voted for Trump. 220
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Yay! Canada is moving in! I can’t wait! Free maple syrup and more hockey?! I call top bunk! 000
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024We paid them to investigate. Glad we get to see the results. Let’s see why matt would suddenly resign and take a job at OAN. He was just re elected! 010
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Btw, David, I bought apples at the store today and your assessment is correct. No refrigerator. I didn’t even have a cashier! Trump made it up! 000
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024This is how my brain worked as a child, unfortunately. And, I know better than to hang out with a gum chewer. Sigh. 020
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Here he comes to save the daaaaay! Oh, wait. Never mind. We’re screwed. 0130
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Okay, here goes… FUCK!!! Oh, yeah. That was good. 010
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Look at you, Elon. So edgy! Tell us more about this lucky day! 010
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024There’s a giant TV screen in China where everyone can see you. 080
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I know. It’s a bad attitude to have. I’m working on it. 000
Steak Sandwich @steaksammy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024It will happen soon, David. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. 000