StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutBacon SmokedBack Mountain 001
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Came across Neil Diamond in the supermarket this morning …. 000
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 03/12/2025The reason why Batman had a written warning from HR recently. 010
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 27/10/2025#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary DISMAYED: To tear off the 5th page of a wall calendar. 010
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 04/08/2025And in other news, turkeys say Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners should be given a makeover with sushi and avocado on toast. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukCar finance redress plan 'impractical', says trade bodyMany firms and individuals may no longer have records going back to 2007, the car finance industry says. 000
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I met my old French teacher the other day, and she asked me what I’m up to now. I told her that the boat has departed and today I am playing with my dog. 000
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Two Eskimos, sitting in their canoe, were a bit chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving conclusively that you can’t have your kayak and heat it. #LunchPun 020
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 28/07/2025#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary PROFLIGATE: To tie up a teacher. 000
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 22/07/2025One for @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social - puffins doing puffiny things on the Farne Islands this year. Raising the cutest named bird baby perhaps … the puffling ? Thanks for all your Getxo bird pictures Chris, they make me smile every day ! 100
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Someone has torn the 5th page out of my wall calendar this week - which left me dismayed. 000
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Apple pie in Jamaica = $2.50 Pork pie in the Bahamas = $3.25 Steak pie in Barbados = $4.10 These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. 010
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I’ve just successfully bred a cross between a crocodile and a homing pigeon - although I bet it comes back to bite me .…. 010
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 04/06/2025#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary TELEVISION: a ghostly apparition of Kojak 010
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 21/05/2025#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary POST-OP: the tricky task of cutting the industrial strength packing tape on a parcel 010
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 20/05/2025#ShoesOfAllKindsInASongOrMovie The Banana Boot Song 010
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I've given up asking rhetorical questions. I mean, what's the point ? 010
StartTheCar @startthecar.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I accidentally took my cat’s meds last night. Don’t ask meow. 000
