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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 24/12/2025

2025 checklist: Eat healthier ❌ Sell multiple TV series ✔️ Kick a Nazi in the balls ❌ (but there's still time!)

Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 21/07/2025

I hear your trepidation, sir but this here’s ginuwine fixdat tonic. Triple-brewed in a glabbernox kettle and strained through the finest hogmuck linens. One swig’ll janglify your snucks, fangle your sneeks and have you skippin’ like a blundercoon on fresh-baked fiddleberry pie. Just 2 bits a bottle.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 16/07/2025

I asked Grok a couple of questions.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 15/07/2025

I'm really surprised that Trump is covering it up. He's such a standup guy. I thought for sure he'd be like, "All right. You got me. I'm on the list. I did it. I'm ready for prison now".

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 14/07/2025

For the six people who will see this, I just want you to know that Donald Trump is an F'ing liar. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 12/07/2025

...What if they were, though? 👀

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 19/06/2025

They're saying the Epstein files were in there.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 15/06/2025

This doesn't seem sus at all.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 20/04/2025

⤵️ Check below for an "All Vampires Matter" post. ⤵️

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 19/04/2025

I see some Bluesky users are doing that old 'follow thousands of people then unfollow them Twitter trick' to make their accounts seem bigger. I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 19/04/2025

I wouldn't be surprised if the Bucks swept the Pacers but I'm just gonna say Bucks in Six out of respect for the nation. #FearTheDeer

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 05/04/2025

Man. George Soros is going to be broke after today.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 27/03/2025

LeBron James vs Stephen A. Smith

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 26/03/2025

Just because you're ordering airstrikes doesn't mean you're not hungry, I guess.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 20/03/2025

After some cursory research, it seems Trump and Musk could be turning their supporters into Travis Bickle clones.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 18/03/2025

Same joke. Different results. What does it mean? I have no idea. I have double the followers on Threads. That could be why, I guess. My corny jokes always get more 👀's there. Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 17/03/2025

He stole the Declaration of Independence... He found a city of gold... Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 17/03/2025

"Welcome, oh fortunate few! You may enter our hallowed grounds if you're white, wealthy, and can afford the five million dollar subscription fee."

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 15/03/2025

This can't be true. All I ever hear about is how the lamestream, left-wing, liberal media controls everything. 😏

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 15/03/2025

If you need more reasons to be anti-Tesla, remember when *Tupac said "F Tesla as a staff, record label, and as a motherf'n crew". *citation needed.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 15/03/2025

That time in 2023 when I tried to draw the Cybertruck from memory.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 14/03/2025

So I was at the airport minding my biz when Random White Woman waiting to board sees me in line. RWW: Are you zone one? ME: BITCH, SHUT YO ASS UP! Then I threw a chunk of watermelon at her, sagged my pants and strutted onto the plane. I mean that's probably what she's going to tell her friends.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 14/03/2025

Republicans, Democrats, they all want the same thing. The only difference is one of the parties doesn't care about how they look getting it.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 13/03/2025

Mickey 17 had some interesting ideas but I wish the story was better.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 11/03/2025

As long as they spell it right on the Oscar. 😜

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 09/03/2025

My heart says Tesla is done. My head says the system is so corrupt that the stock price will double when Musk Tweets that CyberTruck horns have been upgraded to have surround sound fart noises.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 09/03/2025

Democrats and Republicans probably having secret meetings about how to stop Bernie Sanders.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 08/03/2025

Just landed right side up during the Musk administration 🙏🏾

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 08/03/2025

Those Beyonce Levis commercials should win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony I don't care. 👀

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 07/03/2025

Nobody gets more work during a Trump administration than lawyers.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 07/03/2025

Someday our grandkids will talk about Tesla like we talked about Blackberry phones and Enron.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 07/03/2025

I know that straight women are not only attracted to men for their looks because this man's face looks like the clay surface they play the French Open on.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/03/2025

Some of you think things are just now getting bad, but I'm here to tell you that things have

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/03/2025

Watching "The Apprentice" (2024) and they put that scene in the movie.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/03/2025

No offense to this democrat house rep, but I don't think he's built for this moment in time. He's not the only one. That party is filled with antiquated thinkers who will wait until a bully finishes punching them in the face, then offer to shake their hand.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/03/2025

They're eating the transgender dogs. They're eating the transgender cats.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/03/2025

I'm sorry for my vulgar language, everyone. 🫣

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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

You could have voted for a $25,000 credit towards the down payment on a home. Instead, you voted to lose your job. You are a dumbass.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 04/03/2025

I guess you could say sales are… down under. 🤓

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