Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tony Romo received more punishment than James Pearce, Jr. I'm saying Pearce got a slap on the wrist. 000
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026See, that's that bullshit. This is why I don't see out "best of" lists, because *my* favorites are either ranked very low or not at all. "Scandal" is at 100? "The Good Wife" at 79? "Squid Game" at 72? They got me all fucked up. 🤦🏾♂️ 020
Reposted by Uncle KenCassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anyway, I'm down to just eight days and still need help buying groceries and paying these bills. I hate having to ask, but we exist in a corporate warmongering hellhole and I just can't keep up. Donate if you can and are willing, share if not. Thank you kindly. Links below. 0510
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026For what it's worth, I think that Pamela Anderson has never looked better. She is radiant. 040
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 03/09/2026#BlackWomen What are your thoughts about the legacy left by Gloria Steinem? Here is my prevailing thought: Her fight for feminism did not center all women. 000
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I hope those young staffers are doing alright. But it's weird to me that the party of protecting pedophiles would censure this guy (or any other person) for this reason. 000
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you see this, post your getaway vehicle:static.klipy.comLightning McQueen's Happy SmileALT: Lightning McQueen's Happy Smile 010
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I lived in TN most of my life. As such, I had the honor of meeting her on a few occasions. How she came across your screens is exactly how she was: full of life, joy, laughter, and giving. My condolences to all who knew and loved Dolly Parton. Today, we lost the closest thing we have to royalty. 💔 030
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Fuckery. Absolute fuckery. To what am I referring? Pick something. ANYTHING. 110
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Everyfuckingthing I know about Katie Miller's fucking love life has been against my fucking will. 260
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026JFC. He's the dumbest person to ever live in the white house. The absolute dumbest. Fuck you who voted for him. steady.substack.com/p/trump-in-r...steady.substack.comTrump in RetreatForced there by his inability to see beyond his nose 130
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Good morning to those who believe, like me, that the complainant should get fucked in the ass with a cactus. 030
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What's the best 3 album run from a band? One man's opinion: Stevie Wonder: Innervisions - 1973 Fulfillingness' First Finale - 1974 Songs In The Key Of Life - 1976 050
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"GOP lawmaker arrested after allegedly r@ping a middle schooler in a classroom" There. I fixed the headline for y'all. 000
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Nah, the referees aren't biased. Infantino and FIFA are biased, and the referees have to play along to stay relevant. You know, like that time Lindsey said R's would be worse off if Orangeola got the nomination, then Lindsey flipped the script and played along to stay relevant. 030
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Me, that one time they gave me Goldschlager and chased it with Rumple Minze. 260
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Dear National Museum of African American History and Culture: Sage the entire building. 270
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Are they really that stupid? Or do they think we are that stupid? Or is it some twisted combination of both? Oh, and good morning from the Antifa shithole known as Portland, Oregon, USA. ☀️ 140
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 13/06/2026And by "everyone," they really mean "everyone." 041
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Even the national symbol for the party is pissed. Or has pissed. 270
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Good morning to everyone who has a special beverage ready to go for the day the announcement is made. Also, fuck that guy with a jackhammer. 130
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Who could have guessed that hiring someone out of her element would do "out of her element" shit? For me, it's not that some think she should be removed; it's the thinking that got her in that position to start with. We are not a serious nation. 000
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 21/05/2026As an OG fan of the WNBA, I can almost assure people that the real fans of the W aren't going anywhere. This feeling that the league will somehow fall off because she isn't in the league is utter bullshit. Only the Fever franchise will be negatively affected, and I couldn't care less about that. 020
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 20/05/2026#SkyHoops Why do I love Victor Wembanyama? Simple: He not only wants all the smoke; he has prepared for it. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...espn.comInside the Shaolin monastery that helped build Victor WembanyamaHere's how monks in central China helped turn Victor Wembanyama into what he has now become: the most unstoppable force in basketball. 66715
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Good morning to those of you who wake up every morning thinking like I do: "They got me fucked up." 050
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Good morning to the WNBA fans who know not to panic or proclaim your team the champs 2-3 games into the season. To the rest of y'all, relax. 2223
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A woman named Natasha from Chicago posted this on Threads earlier: "This administration's hatred of Black people is going to adversely affect EVERYONE - but you all are too busy not caring, because you hate Black people, too." 010
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Dear No Kings Rally organizers: Where are the "Stop Gerrymandering Against Black and Brown People" rallies? I haven't seen anything online about it. I assume it's because y'all are working behind the scenes on it, right? RIGHT? 110
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 26/04/2026#SkyHoops Wait a second. You mean to tell me they call Robert Williams "The Time Lord"? Pun intended, but that goes hard in the paint. 460
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 19/04/2026My heart breaks, once again, from a mass shooting. Eight CHILDREN were murdered as a result. THEY WERE CHILDREN, for fuck's sake. 020
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18:media.tenor.coma group of people standing next to each other on a plane .ALT: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane . 150
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 10/04/2026@markjonesespn.bsky.social I just heard that you're doing your last ESPN broadcast on Sunday, and I don't like it one bit! As I have been a fan forever, I wish you nothing but great things moving forward. I hope we will still find you on TV somewhere! 020
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I read it. It doesn't matter. None of it matters. Because nobody's going to do a fucking thing about it anyway. Just like they haven't done a fucking thing about anything else that he's done. 000
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Me: This is bullshit. Them: What's bullshit? Me:media.tenor.coma man sitting at a table with a purple umbrella behind himALT: a man sitting at a table with a purple umbrella behind him 030
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Good Friday (wink) to everyone who is excited about the Expansion Draft and the Women's Final Four today/tonight. 000
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I wish some of y'all hated the government like y'all hate LGBTQ+ people, who, by the way, ARE PEOPLE. 150
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.media.tenor.compinky and the brain are dancing together and pinky has a cowboy hat onALT: pinky and the brain are dancing together and pinky has a cowboy hat on 161
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I don't know what their worst quality is: that they are evil, or that they are stupid. 120
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Damn, I didn't even know he was engaged or had children. Wow. Luka Dončić separates from fiancée amid effort to bring daughters to U.S. www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...nytimes.comLuka Dončić separates from fiancée amid effort to bring daughters to U.S. (Gift Article)Dončić’s ex-fiancée, Anamaria Goltes, filed a petition seeking child support and attorney fees. 030
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Good morning to those who believe LeBron stays living rent-free in that man's mind. 050
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I'm just going to assume the FBI is on some more of their fuckshit. 010
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Good afternoon to everyone who is looking for a stronger phrase than "fuck you/fuck this/fuck that." 073
Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Good morning to everyone who does not excuse a disability as a reason to be a racist. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...vanityfair.comOutcry Roils BAFTAs After Guest With Tourette Syndrome Shouts N-word at Michael B. Jordan and Delroy LindoLindo told Vanity Fair afterward that he and Jordan “did what we had to do” while presenting—but that he wished “someone from BAFTA spoke to us afterward.” 010