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Uncle Ken

@yourcooluncleken.bsky.social
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Humanity-respecting, women-supporting, hate-hating, laughter-inducing, sports-loving ally. PDX-based, world view. Lady Vols, Lakers, Titans, et. al.

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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tony Romo received more punishment than James Pearce, Jr. I'm saying Pearce got a slap on the wrist.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See, that's that bullshit. This is why I don't see out "best of" lists, because *my* favorites are either ranked very low or not at all. "Scandal" is at 100? "The Good Wife" at 79? "Squid Game" at 72? They got me all fucked up. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyway, I'm down to just eight days and still need help buying groceries and paying these bills. I hate having to ask, but we exist in a corporate warmongering hellhole and I just can't keep up. Donate if you can and are willing, share if not. Thank you kindly. Links below.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How do their noses not fucking grow?
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For what it's worth, I think that Pamela Anderson has never looked better. She is radiant.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#BlackWomen What are your thoughts about the legacy left by Gloria Steinem? Here is my prevailing thought: Her fight for feminism did not center all women.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I hope those young staffers are doing alright. But it's weird to me that the party of protecting pedophiles would censure this guy (or any other person) for this reason.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle:
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Lightning McQueen's Happy Smile
ALT: Lightning McQueen's Happy Smile
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I lived in TN most of my life. As such, I had the honor of meeting her on a few occasions. How she came across your screens is exactly how she was: full of life, joy, laughter, and giving. My condolences to all who knew and loved Dolly Parton. Today, we lost the closest thing we have to royalty. 💔
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fuckery. Absolute fuckery. To what am I referring? Pick something. ANYTHING.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Logging on:
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Everyfuckingthing I know about Katie Miller's fucking love life has been against my fucking will.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
JFC. He's the dumbest person to ever live in the white house. The absolute dumbest. Fuck you who voted for him. steady.substack.com/p/trump-in-r...
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Trump in Retreat
Forced there by his inability to see beyond his nose
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Good morning to those who believe, like me, that the complainant should get fucked in the ass with a cactus.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What's the best 3 album run from a band? One man's opinion: Stevie Wonder: Innervisions - 1973 Fulfillingness' First Finale - 1974 Songs In The Key Of Life - 1976
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"GOP lawmaker arrested after allegedly r@ping a middle schooler in a classroom" There. I fixed the headline for y'all.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nah, the referees aren't biased. Infantino and FIFA are biased, and the referees have to play along to stay relevant. You know, like that time Lindsey said R's would be worse off if Orangeola got the nomination, then Lindsey flipped the script and played along to stay relevant.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ochenta y seis cuarenta y siete.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me, that one time they gave me Goldschlager and chased it with Rumple Minze.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Dear Mo Salah: come to MLS.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dear National Museum of African American History and Culture: Sage the entire building.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Are they really that stupid? Or do they think we are that stupid? Or is it some twisted combination of both? Oh, and good morning from the Antifa shithole known as Portland, Oregon, USA. ☀️
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If I send you this, fuck that other guy.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
And by "everyone," they really mean "everyone."
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Even the national symbol for the party is pissed. Or has pissed.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Good morning to everyone who has a special beverage ready to go for the day the announcement is made. Also, fuck that guy with a jackhammer.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Who could have guessed that hiring someone out of her element would do "out of her element" shit? For me, it's not that some think she should be removed; it's the thinking that got her in that position to start with. We are not a serious nation.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
As an OG fan of the WNBA, I can almost assure people that the real fans of the W aren't going anywhere. This feeling that the league will somehow fall off because she isn't in the league is utter bullshit. Only the Fever franchise will be negatively affected, and I couldn't care less about that.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
#SkyHoops Why do I love Victor Wembanyama? Simple: He not only wants all the smoke; he has prepared for it. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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Inside the Shaolin monastery that helped build Victor Wembanyama
Here's how monks in central China helped turn Victor Wembanyama into what he has now become: the most unstoppable force in basketball.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Good morning to those of you who wake up every morning thinking like I do: "They got me fucked up."
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Good morning to the WNBA fans who know not to panic or proclaim your team the champs 2-3 games into the season. To the rest of y'all, relax.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A woman named Natasha from Chicago posted this on Threads earlier: "This administration's hatred of Black people is going to adversely affect EVERYONE - but you all are too busy not caring, because you hate Black people, too."
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Dear No Kings Rally organizers: Where are the "Stop Gerrymandering Against Black and Brown People" rallies? I haven't seen anything online about it. I assume it's because y'all are working behind the scenes on it, right? RIGHT?
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
#SkyHoops Wait a second. You mean to tell me they call Robert Williams "The Time Lord"? Pun intended, but that goes hard in the paint.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My heart breaks, once again, from a mass shooting. Eight CHILDREN were murdered as a result. THEY WERE CHILDREN, for fuck's sake.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18:
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a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@markjonesespn.bsky.social I just heard that you're doing your last ESPN broadcast on Sunday, and I don't like it one bit! As I have been a fan forever, I wish you nothing but great things moving forward. I hope we will still find you on TV somewhere!
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Where y'all from? Area codes only: 503/971
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I read it. It doesn't matter. None of it matters. Because nobody's going to do a fucking thing about it anyway. Just like they haven't done a fucking thing about anything else that he's done.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Me: This is bullshit. Them: What's bullshit? Me:
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a man sitting at a table with a purple umbrella behind him
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Now y'all know why Pat hated his ass.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Good Friday (wink) to everyone who is excited about the Expansion Draft and the Women's Final Four today/tonight.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I wish some of y'all hated the government like y'all hate LGBTQ+ people, who, by the way, ARE PEOPLE.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
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pinky and the brain are dancing together and pinky has a cowboy hat on
ALT: pinky and the brain are dancing together and pinky has a cowboy hat on
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I don't know what their worst quality is: that they are evil, or that they are stupid.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Damn, I didn't even know he was engaged or had children. Wow. Luka Dončić separates from fiancée amid effort to bring daughters to U.S. www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...
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Luka Dončić separates from fiancée amid effort to bring daughters to U.S. (Gift Article)
Dončić’s ex-fiancée, Anamaria Goltes, filed a petition seeking child support and attorney fees.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Good morning to those who believe LeBron stays living rent-free in that man's mind.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm just going to assume the FBI is on some more of their fuckshit.
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Good afternoon to everyone who is looking for a stronger phrase than "fuck you/fuck this/fuck that."
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Uncle Ken @yourcooluncleken.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Good morning to everyone who does not excuse a disability as a reason to be a racist. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
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Outcry Roils BAFTAs After Guest With Tourette Syndrome Shouts N-word at Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo
Lindo told Vanity Fair afterward that he and Jordan “did what we had to do” while presenting—but that he wished “someone from BAFTA spoke to us afterward.”
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