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Michael Starrbury

@starrbury.com
3.3K followers 1.5K following 373 posts

Writer: “The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete” and “When They See Us”. Showrunner: “Colin In Black & White”. Cool stories, bro.

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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 21/07/2025
I hear your trepidation, sir but this here’s ginuwine fixdat tonic. Triple-brewed in a glabbernox kettle and strained through the finest hogmuck linens. One swig’ll janglify your snucks, fangle your sneeks and have you skippin’ like a blundercoon on fresh-baked fiddleberry pie. Just 2 bits a bottle.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 16/07/2025
I asked Grok a couple of questions.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 22/06/2025
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 05/04/2025
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 03/04/2025
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 27/03/2025
LeBron James vs Stephen A. Smith
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 26/03/2025
Just because you're ordering airstrikes doesn't mean you're not hungry, I guess.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 18/03/2025
Same joke. Different results. What does it mean? I have no idea. I have double the followers on Threads. That could be why, I guess. My corny jokes always get more 👀's there. Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 17/03/2025
He stole the Declaration of Independence... He found a city of gold... Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 17/03/2025
"Welcome, oh fortunate few! You may enter our hallowed grounds if you're white, wealthy, and can afford the five million dollar subscription fee."
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 15/03/2025
If you need more reasons to be anti-Tesla, remember when *Tupac said "F Tesla as a staff, record label, and as a motherf'n crew". *citation needed.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 15/03/2025
That time in 2023 when I tried to draw the Cybertruck from memory.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 12/03/2025
I’ve been in formed the fix is in.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 11/03/2025
As long as they spell it right on the Oscar. 😜
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 09/03/2025
My heart says Tesla is done. My head says the system is so corrupt that the stock price will double when Musk Tweets that CyberTruck horns have been upgraded to have surround sound fart noises.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/03/2025
Some of you think things are just now getting bad, but I'm here to tell you that things have
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/03/2025
Watching "The Apprentice" (2024) and they put that scene in the movie.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 04/03/2025
Shooting Nazis.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 04/03/2025
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 01/03/2025
It’s not cowardice, my BlueSky friends. Cowardice implies they are afraid to do the right thing. What we are witnessing is compliance. And it’s not just the GOP.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 26/02/2025
Me when I correct Grammarly.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 23/02/2025
It's my birthday, and I'm trolling everybody who texts me.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 23/02/2025
I told the fam that I was done buying ridiculously expensive (but amazing!) cars that I could only drive in the spring/summer now I find out a Lamborghini dealership is coming to Minnesota.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 22/02/2025
Democrats should change their logo from a donkey to this
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 20/02/2025
Since I'm bullish on the spec script market, I'm going to use this thread to track my recently completed spec's journey. While I was writing, I mentioned it to a director and promised him the first look. Sent it to the director on 01/24/25. On 01/26/25 he texted me back.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 14/02/2025
The Macan 4S EV is holding up in the snow and cold. Probably should have gotten smaller wheels, though. 🚘 #EV #STILLCANTWAITTODRIVEMYV8
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 12/02/2025
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 12/02/2025
Does Google Gemini agree with my thoughts about Google changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico? 🤔
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 12/02/2025
“Why are you in my daddy’s chair?
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 11/02/2025
Underrated Soderbergh joint. Watch it.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/02/2025
Dennis Schröder every trade deadline
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/02/2025
Me driving past the gas station in my EV when it's 10 degrees outside.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 06/02/2025
@lorak.bsky.social Trial this year or has it been moved to Never O'Clock?
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 03/02/2025
That's what's cool about it. (The R3x version)
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 03/02/2025
When you spend 9 hours a day on Redfin.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 03/02/2025
Stephon Castle to the Lakers confirmed.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 02/02/2025
They're saying this is why. Rookie year/Last week
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 02/02/2025
Lakers GM: We’re interested in Kyrie. Mavs GM: We’re keeping Kyrie. How about Luka? Lakers GM:
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 01/02/2025
This is current air traffic. I get being afraid because the leadership is awful but as of now it's still a safe way to travel. Source: www.flightradar24.com/37.06,-98.89/5
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 26/01/2025
Used to be Sugar Crisp in the States way back. Now it's Golden Crisp. But I like Honey Smacks a little more. Also used to be Sugar Smacks. That frog's name is Dig 'Em. That's the hardest cereal mascot name ever.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 26/01/2025
Here's a screengrab of James Harden driving to the hoop.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 23/01/2025
Not the hero Bucks fans deserve, but the hero we need.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 19/01/2025
Who’s up and ready to go to the gym on this lovely morning?
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 18/01/2025
Not on my watch!
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 18/01/2025
I'm in a good mood, good groove, pour me up.
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 18/01/2025
HOW DO I STOP THIS?!
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 18/01/2025
Sent my spec to one of my most trusted feedback givers and I think he likes it?
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 17/01/2025
What happened to your face?
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 16/01/2025
How Bluesky is blowing up:
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Michael Starrbury @starrbury.com · 15/01/2025
Bluesky on desktop not letting me in! 😫
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