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My dad was a toolmaker

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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Goodbye every one i'm really happy i'm going
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm going back to Tool Making. fuck this country for a packet of Toffees
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oh shit, Andys coming to get me, Nigel promised me he was going to send his top racist to stop him....
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Those lovely chaps at Iron Maiden are helping me with a new song #AndyBurnhamIsBetterThanMe
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hows your weekend going? I'm of out just casually walking through Makerfield. #Fear #Labour
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I've got a book coming out too, good timing in case i lose my job. #politics #memoir #responsibility
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
off you pop Wes m'dear, I STILL HAVE THE POWER! #Streeting
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I'm not sure when i should find another job
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
With Gordon and Harriett back all i need now is Tony and my powers will be complete
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNAs... Happy Ed Balls Day!!!
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Ed Balls: The Song
YouTube video by The Gregory Brothers
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Tories are blue Labour is red If you vote Reform You're thick in the head
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Goodbye my friend www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVyg... #Mcsweeney
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James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover (Official Music Video) [4K]
YouTube video by James Blunt
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Help i forgot my Tools www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZb_...
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WATCH: Journalists absolutely RINSE Keir Starmer over Epstein Mandelson fiasco
YouTube video by PoliticsJOE
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
only problem is my heart & intuition is wot ever I'm told it is, by people with money otherwise i listen to Nigel
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcx0...
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“Islands in the Epstein” - Peter Mandelson & Keir Starmer ft Crewkerne Gazette
YouTube video by The Crewkerne Gazette
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I just need to Keep Andy out long enough for Nigel to let me join Reform. Andy Burnham is very scary, cos he knows how to do his job and doesn't rely on his dads tools or rich people. #ScaredofBurnham
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I should know😘
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I'm sure Donald knows best, he suggested i up my aspirin intake aswell. #Stabletactical&medicalgenius
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 01/10/2025
Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s anxieties over Nigel Farage – cartoon
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Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s anxieties over Nigel Farage – cartoon
The prime minister used his speech at the Labour party conference to attack the Reform UK leader
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Edit of Kier Starmer speech saying Pretending to take your dog for a walk so you can watch people shag in a car park. That's real Britain.
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
dedicate this to Sexy Nigel
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
very accurate
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Which animal are you feeling today?
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a person is digging a hole in the ground to rescue a dog from a hole in the ground .
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I'll let you all in on a secret its not Mayo...
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
ooo YES please im ready #FuckKeirStarmer
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
just found out Wes is my son, makes a lot of sense when you think about it
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Its not been a good day today i think i may just leave and go full tory
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The Marsh Family @marshfamilysongs.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This is an unkind/kind of a happy birthday song, which only makes sense if you know #Frozen & the troll song "Fixer Upper." So: niche. There are some rude words in our parody version, titled "F*&ker upper" (no kids were exposed/involved - don't ring in to complain 🫢) www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nX...
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"F*&ker Upper" - Marsh Family parody of "Fixer Upper" from Frozen to mark Donald Trump's birthday
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JΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com · 09/06/2025
LAPD out there like
The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting
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Spock’s Father @spocksfather.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
#AVP
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The only thing better than a Toolmaker, is a comicbookmaker, and today im asking you to back Matthew Hardy publish the 3rd in his war of the world series THUNDER CHILD! Its a great deal for the British people
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Seems im Joining the Deform Party..... oooo nigel spank me some more so i can say racist things on behalf of the labour party.... oooo nigel
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
When im not looking at Tools or being kinky i like to talk about Transformers, i wish they could help me fight Putin, Farage & Trump
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Gail Waldby ❌👑 @gailwaldby.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors. And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This chap has all the tools needed to write a Great Novel, I'd love it if he could help write party policy. I'm a bit lost at the moment. i probably need some pegging before i turn in for the night. then i can start fresh after my void has been filled.
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Alliance To Nullify Brexit @atnb.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
To show your support for the cause of nullifying Brexit, can we get a #NullBrexit from everyone?
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I've become more and more jealous of that Ed Davey chap, while my father instilled in me a great knowledge of tool making. This Davey chap can do anything. He's the MP equivalent of a swiss army knife. perhaps he's the Ultimate tool the one foretold in the scriptures who will light our darkest hour
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements Day 20 #Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver #Labourfail
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements Day 19 #Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements Day 18 #Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2025
Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron
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Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron
WASHINGTON—Extending an offer to immigrants hoping to relocate to the United States, President Donald Trump unveiled a new type of visa Thursday for any foreign citizen willing to move to America to b...
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements Day 17 #Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
when im stuck and i dont know which tool to use i often listen to music to try and clear my head. today i'd like to offer this tune as a solution to your problems. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLi...
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Mt. Onsra - Emergent (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Mt. Onsra Official
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements Day 16 #Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements Day 15 #Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements Day 14 #Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
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The Marsh Family @marshfamilysongs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
youtu.be/pvT3aQjLxdE Here's a 🎶 twist on Coldplay's thumping #VivaLaVida we're calling "Puppets on a Kremlin String?" It reflects on the grotesque media spectacle hosted by #Trump & #Vance yesterday at the White House. In solidarity with Zelensky & Ukraine. #SlavaUkraini #Dontabandonthem
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"Puppets on a Kremlin String?" - Marsh Family adaptation of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" on Trump/Vance
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements Day 13 #Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
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a person is using a grinder to cut a piece of metal and sparks are flying
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Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
When not checking out my fathers extensive tool collection, or trying solve peoples problems i read comics! and this is a great one
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