Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Goodbye every one i'm really happy i'm going 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 22/06/2026thats pretty much how it happened. I just used Chat GPT to hide the poo 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I'm going back to Tool Making. fuck this country for a packet of Toffees 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 19/06/2026how much would it cost to get you to Bin him before he gets to London? 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I'm bricking it, he's coming for my job now... I wish you lot had campaigned harder and taken a bigger share of the votes. even the racists couldn't stop Andy 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Oh bother, i guess i'll be going back to my dads tool making factory then.... 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Oh shit, Andys coming to get me, Nigel promised me he was going to send his top racist to stop him.... 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Those lovely chaps at Iron Maiden are helping me with a new song #AndyBurnhamIsBetterThanMe 120 2
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 16/05/2026oooo stop saying the right things Andy! its embarrassing , how come people never tell me the right things to say.... help need new political advisors 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 16/05/2026We must stop Andy at all costs, pretty please i need my job. and he's far better at getting things done than me. and i take responsibility for that. 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Hows your weekend going? I'm of out just casually walking through Makerfield. #Fear #Labour 010 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 16/05/2026this is exactly how it looks in the house of commons after 9pm 010 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 16/05/2026As i maybe losing my job in a ew months, i was thinking about doing a comicbook series about my dad and his tool making. any tips? 110 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Are you sure theres nothing in my dads tool box i could give you to change your mind? 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I wish people liked me like that, they'd only draw bell end or toss pot on me. 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I've got a book coming out too, good timing in case i lose my job. #politics #memoir #responsibility 010 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026ooo and all i get are football tickets and glasses. could do with retirement money soon. maybe i can sell my dads tools 010 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I HAVE THE POWER! little Wes is done for! still not sure what i'm doing mind. maybe my dad left a tool manual around for me 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Can you guys help me, i've run out of tools from my fathers tool box , i dont know what else to do 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026off you pop Wes m'dear, I STILL HAVE THE POWER! #Streeting 010 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 10/05/2026With Gordon and Harriett back all i need now is Tony and my powers will be complete 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 28/04/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNAs... Happy Ed Balls Day!!!youtube.comEd Balls: The SongYouTube video by The Gregory Brothers 010 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 22/04/2026its ok I'll probably forget or just get told not to remember 010 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 22/04/2026hey i just do what I'm told, i dont know anything 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 22/04/2026well thats what i was told to say, just waiting for my next orders 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 22/04/2026how else am i going to pay the storage fees for my dads tool collection. did you know he was a tool maker? 150 5
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 21/04/2026well no one told me this either. its so unfair no one tells me anything. i feel like i have no friends. I've been trying so hard to get Nigel to like me. so can got base building in the woods after PMQ's. but him an Tice wont let me play. 010 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 21/04/2026we did? i didnt know that, oooo I'm sooo mad I'm going to play with one of my dads tools 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Look i thought i joined the Tory party, no on told me it was labour. 020 2
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 21/04/2026crumbs i didnt know that, but what i do know is my dad was a tool maker. 010 1
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 21/04/2026crumbs i didnt know people dont like me, my fathers tools definitely like me, he made them that way.... 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 21/04/2026No one told me i said that, people need to tell me when i say things, i dont even know if I'm typing this. I dont know anything 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Great question, thats something else i dont know 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Did I? crikey. i must have been playing with my dads tools at the time. Thanks for correcting me Zack. 000 0
Starmersutra @starmersutra.bsky.social · 19/04/2026i didnt even know i was talking to the mirror the news paper i thought it was my actual mirror 020 2
