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Josh

@starkey.bsky.social
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Mediocre guitar player, golfer, and sports fan in the PNW. Over 40 victim of fate. betrothed to @hmmorrow.bsky.social #govandals #gocubsgo

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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 6h
“I use a sleep apnea machine because I die three times every night”. -Sean #scrubs
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 6h
Jeff Francouer being called “Frenchy” makes me uncomfortable.
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flubby 🎃 @flubby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What the hell???
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 12h
No kidding. His look also could have been “I have to hear this fucking song again?”
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’re going to need an oral history of the Padres Christmas party.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’re in line to play RB for the Seahawks, STAY IN LINE!
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/Sheryl Crow Voice Iiiiii… wanna Sork up the suuuuuuuunnnnn… vincemancini.substack.com/p/digger-rev...
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t worry Kellen, just 7 more field goals and you’ll tie this up.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really cherish that 30 minute stretch every day where my body hits optimum caffeine saturation.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Earl Thomas raised the 12th man flag? I’m surprised he didn’t invite his brother to do it with him.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think we are getting to the point where OCs need to call a fake hook and ladder. Too many defenses are ready for it.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need a cigarette after that 9th inning.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tell this home plate ump Mason Miller doesn’t need the extra help.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Harbaugh gonna get his QB killed for no reason.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good for nothing eagles.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It has to stop.
Dan Quinn wearing a hat backward for some reason
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Old Gold & Blue @oldgoldandblue.com · 04/10/2026
colson yankoff
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re not doing this, you’re leaving gains on the table.
The image is a satirical illustration of a sperm cell with muscular arms flexing. The text reads, "Ejaculixir Home Brewing Kit. Ferment your semen into the most powerful complete protein elixir known to man." The background is a dark, swirling pattern.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you try the fake hard count to get a team to jump instead of just going for it, it should be a 15 yard penalty.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That ball had a 49 degree launch angle and an xBA of .050. The announcers are acting like it was a 500 foot HR.
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn they said this was a strong password
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Letting Rasmussen pitch is very un-Rays like.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who?
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mariners had a ferry boat crab fries that was similar in cost.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are two kinds of souls
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think field storming was a thing when I was there.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Raise your hand if you beat the #1 ranked team in the country last night. #govandals
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Hermione Granger from Harry Potter Looking
ALT: Hermione Granger from Harry Potter Looking
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has there ever been a field storming at the Kibbie dome? I don’t remember one.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This might be a career saving game for Thomas Ford. I still dont believe what I saw.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
VANDAAAAAAAALS
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That being said, kicking field goals isn’t how you upset #1.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m going to be honest, I have an early morning tomorrow and I wasn’t anticipating this Vandal game being close this long.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idaho should run the touchdown play again.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
STOP THE COUNT!!!!!
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can someone bring me cookies or ice cream?
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me tomorrow : do you want to be Ponch or John
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Go Sports! @bdgiddens6.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok, finally reason has arrived in WA. I used to teach when smartphones first came out. Safety & education over convenience & entertainment in schools. Ferguson proposes banning cellphones in all K-12 schools www.seattletimes.com/education-la...
seattletimes.com
Ferguson proposes banning cellphones in all K-12 schools
The governor wants legislators to pass a law requiring public schools statewide to institute an "away for the day" cellphone policy.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plus it would keep their defense terrible.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What do you mean there’s no baseball tomorrow?
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rodgers: "WHAT THE F***! CALL IT!" McCarthy: "F***in' a$$hole"
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Society of Professional Engineering Employees in Aerospace @speea-ifpte2001.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“We secured many victories that some thought were completely out of reach when this negotiation cycle started,” said the Society of Professional Engineering Employees in Aerospace, which represents about 13,000 #Boeing engineers and 4,000 technical workers. www.cnbc.com/2026/10/01/b...
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Boeing engineers and technical workers approve new contract, avoiding strike
The work group comprises Boeing's largest white-collar union.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Braves have HR celebration tomahawks? Has no one told those guys that’s bad idea jeans? Racist idea jeans?
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blocked and reported
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baseball is stupid. All the talk was that the Yankees couldn’t hit lefties and the Red Sox are incredibly left handed pitching and all the Yankees have done is hit the lefties.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sports are dumb.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve seen enough. Series over. Wait tile next year.
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go cubs
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Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
ALT: Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Benetti is so, so good
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God
Letter to Jerry Reinsdorf from the pope

I was pleased to receive the kind letter that you
sent
following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster bonds of friendship and solidarity people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Leo PXIV
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