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Mark Zurek

@starckie.bsky.social
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Tall goofy looking dude. Writer of Dark Valley pod.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 23/08/2024
Her words doth show her wit incomparable
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/08/2024
I had rather live With cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, Than feed on cates and have him talk to me In any summer house in Christendom.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 13/08/2024
A lengthy discussion between Dunning and Kruger.
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
By far my favorite account on this app is a William Shakespeare iambic pentameter quoting account that seems to only post quotes that troll right wing failures. It’s awesome.
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
I’m on the White Dudes for Harris call right now and the Dude himself Jeff Bridges is giving remarks right now this rules
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A CONFUSED SKELITON TRYEN TO FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE ,IS DA WORLD DA THING THATS A MESS OR ARE THEY JUST INTERNALLY A MESS, WHEN YOUR ALL TANGLED UP A STRAIGHT PATH SEEM'S LIKE A MAZE, WHEN YOUR LOOKIN GTHRU SHIT COLORED GLASSES EVERY THING LOOKS LIKE SHYT, ETC, AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST, I AM THOUGH, WHERE AM I, HEL" =- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
I don’t really know how to explain it but Disney’s Aladdin has the most 90s voice
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
Kathy Hochul is Gretchen Whitmer's Wario.
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
In a row?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
i'm not sure how this is relevant AT ALL
Note from jurors contains 4 requests, judge says

“The note contains 4 requests," Judge Juan Merchan says.

According to the judge, the jury wants:

- a girl with a mind like a diamond
- a girl who knows what's best
- a girl with shoes that cut
- eyes that burn like cigarettes
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
I know myself well enough to understand that if I ever came into a stupid amount of money I’d just buy tons of Lego sets.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 14/05/2024
I am not in a sportive humor now: Tell me, and dally not, where is the money?
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/04/2024
How now, you dog?
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
I am not kidding when I say this man in particular shaped a ton of my humor. I hate this.
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Xander @xandershmander.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
I love the posters in my therapy doctors room
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 13/04/2024
Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
for no particular reason today it just seems like a really good time to repost that post I made rounding up the research that says the MCAS antihistamine protocol appear to help for both COVID prevention and for avoiding long COVID if you get it synecdochic.dreamwidth.org/805203.html
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
You going with Zootopia 2 when 2-topia was right there?
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Scientist 1: What are we going to call this strange animal we’ve discovered Scientist 2: Well, it eats ants.
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Raindrops on roses And dark clouds in the sky Awful things happen And no one knows why But it doesn’t bother me To see all this pain Because I am only happy when it rains Pour your misery down on me Pour your misery down on me
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
I intrinsically don’t trust people who click skip intro.
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Oliver and Company turns 35 today. A very underrated Disney movie that is squarely of the times, and I mean that in a good way.
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Captain captain captain captain America You come and go You come and gooooooo
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Consider the following: Com Comb Did you pronounce them the same way? If not, then you admit the b is not silent.
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
What kind of cheese isn’t yours? Mine
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Officer: Anything you say can and will be used against you. Me: I am a Bills fan. **at trial** Lawyer: Defendant is a Bills fan. Would a reasonable, trustworthy, man of character admit to this?
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Does anyone’s petard ever hoist anyone else? No? Just me?
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Oh no I want to see the five nights at Freddy’s movie
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Wait so the new Goosebumps isn’t an anthology? What are we doing here?
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Mark Zurek @starckie.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Uncle Tito walked so Uncle Iroh could run.
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