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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I just woke up from a dream where someone incepted that there are two opposite poles on the Autumn spectrum. On one side: pumpkin spice. On the other: The Woodsman from Twin Peaks.

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

SKY IS UPPEST OVER MOUNTAIN. (This is the takeaway from this dreadful hero spot of dreck: youtu.be/k4EGNG4Nbts?...)

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Skydance

YouTube video by Paramount

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

New dating profile: I really liked Rick Devens on his first season of Survivor and real talk: we were twitter mutuals way back when that app was fun. I wholeheartedly declare: being a good human who listens and also makes jokes and acts goofy is a great BB archetype #bb28 #rhap

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

(I saw this thumbnail on youtube, and for my BB bloomfs -- is this not Jankie??? #bigbrother)

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

PSA: if you’re heading to EWR they just announced they’re having massive radio and communication issues and our pilot noted that all flights are going to be much more delayed than your app is telling you. (This perfectly continues my birthday non-celebration of permasobbing, what a dream!)

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We can hear a local high school pep rally from my dad’s condo in NJ and they are currently blasting Cotton Eyed Joe

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I asked the coffee shop in this hotel what sort of non-cow milk and they said "oat, almond, and fronks" 1) because surely everyone knows what fronks is 2) "fronks" is an incredibly unappetizing name for a non-cow milk product 3) everything about their logo makes me laugh freshfronks.com

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Fronks

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My favorite thing about being in a hotel room where none of the lights have clear on/off switches is just giving up and unplugging them

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thank you to everyone on the Q train leaving Barclays last night for the Robyn singalong!

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

HOORAY, AT LONG LAST IT IS ROBYN DAY IN NYC

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I cleaned my windows yesterday just in time for the construction workers outside on the street shed to be at exact eye level as I’m on zooms all day.

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Operation License Zingbot and unleash her on all paramount content (just think about it) #bb28

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Zingbot 9000 with Bananas

ALT: Zingbot 9000 with Bananas

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hear me out: double-caffeine diet coke, can we make this happen?

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s so affirming as an Old to fully grok what the youngsters mean by Big Mad

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Important question for @taranarmstrong.bsky.social and @robcesternino.bsky.social — are there official #RHAP lyrics to the Big Brother feed music? #bb28

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I love Big Brother because not only did they feature an extended sequence of close-up extreme tonguing action tonight, but also this isn’t the first time they put that on primetime tv #bb28

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Moving this from the groupchat to the skyline: sometimes when I am very sad I watch this video of @pftompkins.bsky.social and jessica McKenna singing the cranberries and then I feel better: youtu.be/860Zl5kzWh0?...

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Dreams - Jessica McKenna & Paul F. Tompkins

YouTube video by Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is excellent for watching while you’re cooking a not-very-work-intensive dinner. Also the guitarist’s elatedness is a real spirit-raiser

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Sometimes I think about rebranding my LLC to “Never Not Tired”

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Tonight on #RHAP, @taranarmstrong.bsky.social said “going back to Kamu” in the exact same cadence as LL Cool J’s “going back to Cali” #bb28

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I am so deep down the ##bb28 rabbit hole that I watch/listen to @taranarmstrong.bsky.social (& friends)’s recaps every day and now seeing the actual footage of what I’ve only seen Taran act out is the most joy I’ve felt in months

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Logan Hard @loganhard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Saw the Hold Steady tonight and they swapped the lyrics to Constructive Summer to say “Double Whiskey Coke, FUCK ICE” and I’ve never felt more millennial Dad Alive. (Cc @dennycarter.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social )

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

(I’m watching late via dvr while making insanely late dinner, but) “A group of crows is called a murder” is canon now #bb28

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

One time I was at San Diego comic con and my friends took me to a party featuring DJ Hodor, and the DJ was actually Hodor.

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The newly-revealed Spaceballs Cinematic Universe is giving me such hope

Phase 3 of the Spaceballs Cinematic Universe has been revealed to be "The Almighty Schwartz Saga (A.S.S.)"

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

1:30! Watch the Netflix Couch Cup livestream! I’m in a tiny control room with so many crew members!

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

the new season of “big brother” premiered last night and tonight’s episode of “big brother unlocked” promised “never before seen” footage. Time is a weird soup. #bbsky

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Is Paul Pelosi Leonard Cohen?

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

My brother’s birthday was the 5th of July so when he was a kid we always told him the fireworks were for him. This DC fireworkstravaganza would have been so thrilling for him!

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Which silly voice did he do and was it Opera Man?

The NYT reports that Adam Sandler officiated the stupid wedding that’s closed down the entire Penn Station region

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I am EXTREMELY HERE for the Billy Braggification of Bryan Adams

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I once worked for the company that produced touring children’s shows and when Blue’s Clues Live played at Radio City, they threw a Blue’s Clues Booze Cruise for the cast and crew(s)

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Longterm algae fans and bandwagon algae fans can get along!

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

At the Jellicle Ball, they change the pronouns in the lyrics to reflect each performer’s gender identity (Skimbleshanks and Macavity are she/her, Bustofer Jones is they/them) but Magical Mister Mistoffelees is still “Mister” because that’s just her given name

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I was told that if there were ever this much joy the Statue of Liberty would walk

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

PEOPLE ARE JUST SINGING SEVEN NATION ARMY IN THE STREETS

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I just saw a spot for a drug called Yeztugo which was obviously named to the tune of Hot to Go

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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

To pay rent on a studio apt at the penny-ante rates I get paid for this stuff, I'd need to make posters for 20 shows a month. Even at my peak as semi-official UCBT NYC designer, I rarely had more than 6. Yet, I believe it can be done. EVERYONE ALL OVER THE WORLD: GIVE ME YOUR COMEDY PROMO JOBS.

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’ve been waking up super super super anxious recently and I finally realized it’s because I added a new alarm with a ringtone that sounds too much like the Battlestar Galactica theme

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

My brother was childhood friends with Micah Lasher, who was also a KID MAGICIAN at the time

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Help where do I find theater kid Bluesky?

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Death of a Salesman but the family is the Loehmanns

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

GITCHIE GITCHIE LAURIE METCALF

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