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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 21h

I guess we can agree that Kelly Clarkson (sunglasses slip down meaningfully) didn’t take Molly (🎵yyyeeeeeeaaaaaah)

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 21h

Oh no, the “we’re not candy” singing pills terrorized me as a child and now I am afraid to watch this week’s ep

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am pretty sure I had my first ever panic attack watching Space Camp on a rainy day at my town’s day camp

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I just woke up from a dream where someone incepted that there are two opposite poles on the Autumn spectrum. On one side: pumpkin spice. On the other: The Woodsman from Twin Peaks.

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The shadow monster ate my father in one bite. And what did that look like? (nom)

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is my favorite VIP episode ever. That’s a question for a bag of rocks.

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

SKY IS UPPEST OVER MOUNTAIN. (This is the takeaway from this dreadful hero spot of dreck: youtu.be/k4EGNG4Nbts?...)

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Skydance

YouTube video by Paramount

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

New dating profile: I really liked Rick Devens on his first season of Survivor and real talk: we were twitter mutuals way back when that app was fun. I wholeheartedly declare: being a good human who listens and also makes jokes and acts goofy is a great BB archetype #bb28 #rhap

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

(I saw this thumbnail on youtube, and for my BB bloomfs -- is this not Jankie??? #bigbrother)

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh my goodness, welcome to all of the mountport love and lore

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I survived the 2026 Yom Kippur Airport Disaster (by getting rebooked on the first flight out to SFO tomorrow morning. Think positive thoughts while you’re atoning)

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

PSA: if you’re heading to EWR they just announced they’re having massive radio and communication issues and our pilot noted that all flights are going to be much more delayed than your app is telling you. (This perfectly continues my birthday non-celebration of permasobbing, what a dream!)

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We can hear a local high school pep rally from my dad’s condo in NJ and they are currently blasting Cotton Eyed Joe

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think FRONKS might be Austin only?

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My friend is throwing out the first pitch!!

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What makes their logo even better: it’s nut milk

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You’re in that episode from The Bear where Sydney is talking to her younger cousin

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I asked the coffee shop in this hotel what sort of non-cow milk and they said "oat, almond, and fronks" 1) because surely everyone knows what fronks is 2) "fronks" is an incredibly unappetizing name for a non-cow milk product 3) everything about their logo makes me laugh freshfronks.com

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Fronks

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I tried yelling it at it for a while

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My favorite thing about being in a hotel room where none of the lights have clear on/off switches is just giving up and unplugging them

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thank you to everyone on the Q train leaving Barclays last night for the Robyn singalong!

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THE BEST VIRGO BIRTHDAY TREEEEEAT

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

HOORAY, AT LONG LAST IT IS ROBYN DAY IN NYC

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I strongly support all this wolving

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I walked in there expecting FULL THEME and grandpa simpson’ed out immediately when there wasn’t even a dinosaur in there

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I cleaned my windows yesterday just in time for the construction workers outside on the street shed to be at exact eye level as I’m on zooms all day.

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Operation License Zingbot and unleash her on all paramount content (just think about it) #bb28

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Zingbot 9000 with Bananas

ALT: Zingbot 9000 with Bananas

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hear me out: double-caffeine diet coke, can we make this happen?

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

But what about Challah French toast cocktail parties? (I think about this often when I recall the boozy egg creams at Mo Pitkins i once drank after doing … Passover Seder comedy?! With @michcoll.bsky.social

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s so affirming as an Old to fully grok what the youngsters mean by Big Mad

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ba-Dee-Ya dancin’ in September

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I am so not so here for the screaming

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Important question for @taranarmstrong.bsky.social and @robcesternino.bsky.social — are there official #RHAP lyrics to the Big Brother feed music? #bb28

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And yet they also show off episodes of extreme emotional dysregulation which seems like something we don’t do anymore (?) #bb28

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bex schwartz @starbex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I love Big Brother because not only did they feature an extended sequence of close-up extreme tonguing action tonight, but also this isn’t the first time they put that on primetime tv #bb28

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