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josh

@stanj.bsky.social
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💀elder millennial 🕹️game dev/play 🤡many years in the service industry

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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wordle 1,747 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I hate wordle now
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Dude driving the Uber is wearing the pedophile glasses. the creep cam. he's got tape on the indicator. this place is too fucked up
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
how come no one told me Superman and Lois is actually decent as heck
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
phone
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is too good damn
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I know this kinda disproves your theory but one time I opened up the back of my dryer to fix something and there was like 40 socks in the cavity I propose the theory that dryers are made of dark matter
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i think steam horse fest is so funny. i love horses sure, i love animals. first game i thought of was red dead redemption 2 because it has the second best horses in any game first one is breath of the wild imo fricken where is my carrots and shovel
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This is why trolling on the internet works!
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
currently considering buying this instead of cleaning my current $100 keyboard
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
well 8 mostly play path of exile 2 which is not even released yet technically... oh what? I've been playing path of exile for ten years? And I put 50 hours into no man's sky again?
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I don't think that it looks like a taco but now of course I want taco
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
@delaneyking.bsky.social which figure is this
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I saw it in theaters and while I'm not usually sensitive to flashing lights I had to leave for a while. good thing the movie was mediocre
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
codswallop
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
oh is it out now I love the demo
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
yeah! down with Doug! Abolish Doug Bowser!
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
nope, just a dude with voluminous hair
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Ingrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Ate too much cake, goodbye.
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
hold on I'm generating a response from gemini
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I thought about it after I said it and I was like "do I really remember that shit" and I guess I'd have to go to a library to check Being a real ddcel
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I have limited nostalgia for the N64 but I def played a lot of GoldenEye at my friends' places at a solid 10fps and I enjoyed it the whole time
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I never played Banjo-Kazooie but I did play enough n64 to know they were developing far outside of the system's capabilities. I mean, I didn't really know that until I was dabbling in development myself but 20fps with fog that far in is crazy
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
while I feel that incubus is unfortunately relegated to be remembered as a nu metal band (the have evolved), I did like their song for Halo 2
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
mhm for me it was aol scriptkiddie gangs getting all those sweet macros
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I still just do regular web searches but I also know how to use the Dewey Decimal System as a backup
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
thinking about ordering a single death water on doordash
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Oh sure but I can't post a murder of dogs
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I remember when they were able to chase the hockey puck using rf finally we still couldn't see it because we were watching it on broadcast standard definition but it was fun to imagine
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
my other favorite band is local h They have the closing songs handled
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
the other thing is: no one is ever gonna take away gas cars. They are clearly always going to exist because they are fucking cool. You just don't need it to go to work or to the store
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
maybe we need a rich man with a chainsaw
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
just look out for their chickens (don't worry, they are invincible)
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
cities skylines 2 is the most disappointing sequel of all time
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
pretty fuckin hard to break a CRT though so you're lucky there
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Just do anything supporting pride. Those losers wouldn't be caught dead being kinda gay
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
qotsa also has like top five opening songs on rock records pretty well covered
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Meanwhile your life and ammo values are just brrrrrr
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I watched this last night! flywheels are in the zeitgeist
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
and everyone also dropped paying for landlines like a bad habit when cell phones reached mass consumer availability
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
alright that settles it, Epstein was a pretty bad guy
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
enshittification is a lot harder to say than "sucks now" so why even
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
hitler was like just a cool guy, based on what the internet said at the time
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
these are the games that simply prove that games are art
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
this almost definitely means it was a labor of love by developers
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
gross combo
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I just started playing Journey the other day, and if that's any indication, I would love Sword of the Sea. I hope you enjoy it!
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Great line, but get fucked, republican.
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josh @stanj.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I forgot that BBL used to mean something else
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